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Rich Minecraft SMP Player

MONEY, success, affluent, player, definition

Are you tired of being a peasant in the land of Minecraft? Do you dream of swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a llama with a golden saddle? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and become the definition of rich! We have so much wealth that our pigs wear top hats and monocles. Our players are so loaded that they use emerald blocks as pillows and eat golden apples for breakfast.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground vault filled with ancient treasures and enchanted loot. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on, join us and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft! Just remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but emeralds are a rich player’s BFF.

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Rich in Diamonds Minecraft SMP

moneyed, privileged, high society, Wealthy, Elite

“Oh, sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my diamond armor clinking together as I walk through my mansion on the server where pigs fly and zombies breakdance for emeralds. Care to join us peasants?”

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ScamCraft Minecraft Server

conditioning, scam, Wealthy, tax rates, dumbshit practices

Are you tired of being forced to pledge allegiance to a flag made of pixels in Minecraft? Sick of being told you have to pay virtual taxes to the elite players on the server? Well, look no further because our server is here to break the chains of nationalism!

Join our server and rebel against the oppressive system that forces you to follow outdated and ridiculous rules. Say no to committing virtual genocides and paying unfair taxes to the virtual elite. Here, you can be a free Minecraft player, living by your own rules and creating your own virtual utopia.

So come on, join us and let’s overthrow the tyranny of nationalism in Minecraft! Who needs a virtual country when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Let’s build a better, more ridiculous world together!

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Coco’s Betrayal Minecraft Server

Online Community, controversy, falseflaggers, matsuri, virtual youtuber

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens, or how about mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing creepers?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can beat him in a joke-off, he’ll give you a stack of enchanted golden apples as a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage because things are about to get wild!

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Auntie’s Infertile Island Minecraft Server

close relatives, Minecraft, Kids, extended family, joking

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level? Look no further! Join our server for some epic political debates with your uncle, who just can’t resist teasing you about your liberal views. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for some savage burns from your aunt, who will roast you so hard you’ll question your own existence. And don’t worry, we guarantee plenty of awkward silences and abrupt call endings to keep you on your toes. So why wait? Join now for a family feud experience like no other!

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FlagWarsMC

FlagWarsMC, style preferences, symbol, emotional regulation, American Flag

Are you tired of your mother-in-law constantly invading your space and decorating your home with tacky gifts? Do you want to reclaim your sense of style and finally have some boundaries? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can build your dream home without any unwanted interference!

On our server, you can create a virtual paradise free from pesky in-laws and their questionable taste in decor. No more surprise American flags on your front porch or passive-aggressive comments about your need for control. Take back your power and design your own world, where you make the rules!

Plus, with our server, you can escape the chaos of real life, whether it’s dealing with recovering alcoholics or overbearing family members. Let off some steam by building, mining, and exploring in a stress-free environment. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some like-minded players who understand the struggle of maintaining boundaries with in-laws.

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild! Build the home of your dreams and leave the drama behind. Because in this virtual world, you’re the boss, and no one can tell you what to do. Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected, and American flags are optional. See you in the game!

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BlockBuster Minecraft Server

Performance, sexual communication, sexual health, Sexual intimacy, sexual exploration

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to learn about hardcore sex and performance!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the ins and outs of Minecraft in ways you never thought possible. Our library is stocked with the best books on the subject, guaranteed to teach you everything you need to know about getting down and dirty in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary tales of players who have mastered the art of seduction and skill in Minecraft. From epic battles to steamy romances, you never know what kind of adventure awaits you around every corner.

So come on down and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so sexy?

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BlockyGrowthSpurt16

health, body changes, Exercise, Development, family history

Are you tired of being stuck at your boring old height? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that will make you grow taller every time you level up! That’s right, you’ll be towering over everyone in no time. Join us and watch as your character grows taller and taller with each passing day. Who needs a growth spurt when you have our magical potion? Join now and see how tall you can get!

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RussianSubMinecraftServer

west coast, RussianSubMinecraftServer, Maritime, royal navy, United Kingdom

OMG u guys, u gotta join this amazin minecraft server cuz we got a russian submarine spotted near west coast of scotland! like, how crazy is that?? u can build ur own underwater base and pretend ur a secret agent spyin on the russians. but watch out for the sea monsters, they’re real and they’re hungry for blocky players like u! join now for a wild adventure u won’t forget, comrade!

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RiverCrossFail400Surrender

trying, Troop withdrawal, Border dispute, Russian troops, political tension

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRYING TO CROSS A RIVER IN VOVCHANSK, BUT INSTEAD OF RUSSIAN TROOPS, IT’S NOOBS GETTING CUT OFF AND SURRENDERING TO THE EPICNESS! JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CRAZINESS! BUILD A FORTRESS, BATTLE MONSTERS, AND MAYBE EVEN MAKE FRIENDS WITH A CREEPER! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD!

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