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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5627 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Votes: | 4289 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6893 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Join us for epic quests, build your own castle, and battle mythical creatures – all while avoiding gold diggers like Mark!
Our server is a safe haven where you can pay the bills with virtual diamonds and never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend mooching off your hard-earned loot.
So come on over and let’s build a world where real men pay the bills and greedy assholes get kicked out faster than you can say “block party!” Trust us, you won’t find any drama like this on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun!