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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5044 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4873 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 259 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained ninja penguins who will stop at nothing to make sure you have the best time of your life in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
But wait, there’s more! We have custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and challenge your wit. From parkour courses that will make you question your sanity to PvP battles that will leave you breathless, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!
