welcome to the internet clean – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Treats4EldestOnly

children, complaining, Culver’s, dentist, dentist appointment, drive thru, family, favorites, ice cream, parenting, parenting decisions, playing favorites, REWARD, SHAKE, Siblings, siblings rivalry, treat for oldest daughter, Treats, Treats4EldestOnly, UNFAIR

Yo, join our epic Minecraft server where we treat our players like royalty! Just like how I treated my daughter after her dentist appointment – she got a shake, and I got one too! But when my other two kids complained, I was like “nah, you didn’t go to the dentist, so no treats for you!”

But then my wife was all like “you’re playing favorites” and I was like “nah, just teaching them life lessons, fam.” So come join our server where we teach valuable lessons like sharing is caring, but sometimes you gotta earn that diamond sword, ya feel me? #BestMinecraftServerEver #NotPlayingFavorites #JoinUsNow

Zelensky’s No Makeup Mine

Appearance, beauty standards, Cosmetics, cultural norms, eye liners, fashion, Grooming, JD Vance, makeup, makeup trends, men’s makeup, personal choice, political figures, presidential style, public image, societal expectations, Style, Ukrainian president, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas, explore secret underground caves filled with dancing creepers, and even participate in a weekly fashion show where your pixelated avatar can strut its stuff on the catwalk!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Zelensky himself, who roams the server without a single trace of makeup, causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Who needs eye liner when you’ve got a diamond sword, right?

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

HotBlockz – Heatwave Haven

aging process, biological aging, climate, environmental factors, extreme heat events, global warming, Haven, health effects, heat days, heat exposure, heat related mortality, heat stress, Heat Tolerance, Heat Waves, heat-related illnesses, heat-related morbidity, heatwave, HotBlockz, public health, research, Temperature, urban heat islands, weather patterns

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like living in a place where it’s hot AF all da time! Like, u gonna age faster here cuz it’s so freakin’ hot, but dat just means u gonna level up quicker in da game, right? Plus, we got lava pits everywhere for dat extra challenge, and the mobs are all wearing sunscreen cuz they burn so easily. So come join us and get that extra dose of biological aging while building epic structures and battling fiery mobs. It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Holo X Realms 1.20.3

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Yo, bro, you wanna join this lit Minecraft server? We got the rightful rulers of Eden up in here, ruling like bosses. And guess what? They got YouTube channels, Twitch streams, and Twitter accounts for days. Plus, they drop some sick covers and original songs that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! They got friends in /vt//mayo/ and /vt//pink/ – like, what even is that? Join now and enter a world where reality is questioned and chaos reigns supreme. Don’t miss out, bro, this server is where it’s at!

UkraineCraft: Zelenskiy’s Revenge

activism, advocacy, Awareness, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Forgotten, Global Issues, Government, Heard, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, leadership, media coverage, Politics, president, public opinion, Revenge, Speech, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

so, like, u know how ukraine is like always being forgotten and stuff? well, not on this server, bro! we make sure ukraine is heard loud and clear, like a creeper exploding in ur face! join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will never forget about ukraine! come on, don’t be a zombie, join us now and let’s show the world that ukraine is here to stay!

Slimy Brain Barrier Server

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got slimy barriers like in da brain yo! we be protectin yo brain from ageing and stuff with our gene therapy and magic potions. our aged mice be learnin and rememberin like they young again, it’s lit fam. so come join us and protect yo brain from gettin old and crusty, we got da best protection in town!

What is the IP for Asmongold TV Minecraft Server?

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Asmongold TV is the online persona of popular Twitch streamer and content creator Zack. Known for his entertaining and engaging World of Warcraft gameplay, Asmongold has amassed a large following on Twitch and YouTube. He is known for his interactive streams, informative guides, and witty commentary. Asmongold has established himself as a prominent figure in the gaming community, regularly attracting thousands of viewers to his streams.

Only vanilla survival server minecraft

Minecraft, ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL, Server, Survival, Vanilla

The description of the server server “only vanilla survival” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

m857.vanillaboxmc.ru

MineScape

Adventure, blog, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Custom, Daily, Discord, facebook, Leaderboards, Map, Minescape, mmorpg, mobs, Npc, Pets, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, Store, titles, Wiki

Server Name	MineScape
Website	https://minescape.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/minescape
IP	minescape.me

Overview:

The world of MineScape is a Minecraft MMORPG aimed at the recreation of a classic game Old School RuneScape. Join now to get started on your journey to becoming the greatest adventurer whilst making amazing new friends along the way.

Features:

Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests
22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More
Beautiful hand-crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Links:

Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Feldip Hills Map Expansion, Daily Quest Rework, Shooting Stars Event & More Devblog #42
Store: https://store.minescape.com/

Socials:

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins:

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules:

https://minescape.com/rules/

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the MineScape server?: A: You can join the MineScape server by connecting to the IP minescape.me in Minecraft.
Q: What are the custom skills available in MineScape?: A: Some of the custom skills in MineScape include Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting, and more.
Q: Are there daily rewards in MineScape?: A: Yes, MineScape offers daily rewards for players.

Cell Block Escape 1.20.5

1.20.5, BLOCK, Cell, cell block, confinement, consequences, Correctional Facility, crime, criminal behavior, criminal justice, detention, Escape, incarceration, Inmate, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, Prison, prison culture, prison guard, prison life, prison rules, punishment, Rehabilitation

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a crazy prison world! But don’t EVER let us catch you up in cell block one, or else you’ll be in for a world of hurt.

But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now and see if you can survive the madness of this insane prison-themed Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just don’t get caught in cell block one, dude. It’s a whole other level of cray-cray.