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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6499 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion at a fireworks factory? Look no further, fam! This server is so hype, even Notch himself would drop everything to join.
Join if you hate gaming and idol stuff, because we’re all about that blocky life here. No Hololive fans allowed, we’re all about that creeper love.
Sick of low viewership? Come join us and watch your numbers explode like a TNT cannon. And don’t even get me started on those haters, they’re like zombies trying to break down your door.
Forget the EN gen, we’re the OGs of Minecraft servers. And if you’re not down with a Blue Doritos mandated event at 02:41 a.m. UK time, then you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime.
So grab your Liz flag and join us, because even the haters respect us for being able to put up with all this craziness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s Minecraft, anything can happen.
