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Blocky Banter Brigade

9k, anonymous posting, Attention, banter, blocky, board protection, Brigade, cc, Community, cyber threat, great board, Heil victory, internet forum, nigglynogs, online safety, OPERATION TRIPCODE, security measures, small board population, threat, transvestite invasion, tripcodes, Unity, user identification

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Towns Built:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Are you tired of being invaded by CC/transvestites on other Minecraft servers? Look no further than our server, where we have the most epic battles against these pesky invaders. Join us and use tripcodes to protect your identity from the evil forces trying to take over our board. Together, we will achieve Heil victory and keep our server safe from any threats. So come join us and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history!

CraftyCrash – ‘name a worse server shutdown than this!’

BETRAYAL, Character development, character downfall, character evolution, character growth, character transformation, CraftyCrash, Downfall, downfall of a character, dramatic, Heartbreaking, Plot development, plot twist, Redemption, Server, Shocking.., Shutdown, story arc, tragic, tragic ending., unexpected, unexpected twist, WORSE, WORST

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1287	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2209

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Steve, the most clumsy and accident-prone Minecraft character you’ve ever seen. From falling off cliffs to getting chased by angry mobs, there’s never a dull moment when Steve is around.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless poultry warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them and conquer the Minecraft world in the most absurd way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that can only be found in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again!

Crafty LOLs: Sterilized Trannies Edition

aging, Bloodline, consequences, Country, Crafty, decision, Edition, Elderly, family, Future, Genocide, ISOLATION, Legacy, lols, mfw, Reflection, regret, remorse, self-sterilization, sterilization, sterilized, trannies, visitation, Voluntary

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Towns Built:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic saga of trannies voluntarily sterilizing themselves to end their bloodline and essentially committing self-genocide. It’s like a soap opera meets a sci-fi thriller, all in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

And just imagine the drama when these self-genociders grow old and realize they have no one to visit them. Will they regret their decision? Will they try to reverse it with some crazy potion or enchantment? Only on our server will you find out!

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and absurdity. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Battles: Israel vs. Creepers – 48 Hour Countdown Begins Now!

48 hours, aggression, announced attacks, Attack, Battles, Begins.., blocky, Conflict, countdown, CREEPERS, Defense, hour, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, response, retaliate, RETALIATION, save face, SECURITY, Tension, uncertainty, War

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Our server is so wild, even world leaders like Netanyahu are trying to save face from our epic 48-hour announced attacks. Who knows what they’re going to attack next – maybe a giant block castle or a pixelated dragon? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just make sure to watch your back, you never know what crazy surprises await you in this server!

Blocky Bedlam: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

Bedlam, blocky, Clients, cognitive behavioral therapy, college student, CREEPERS, crisis room, depression, dialectic behavior therapy, Feedback, feeling, Hospital, master’s degree, mental health crisis, outlook on life, scheduled appointments, self-doubt, Silence, sudden quit, Therapist, uncomfortable paper clothes, worries, zoom call

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Divine Spears Created:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that leave you feeling more confused than when you started? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of virtual therapy sessions where the therapists might quit on you mid-session, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. Our paper clothes may not fit correctly, but our community sure knows how to have a good time. So come on down and let’s mine away those mental health issues together! Who needs real therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to?

Joe’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

BLOCK, CREEPERS, fear, ITS JOEVER, Joes, long trail, Party, tags, Tread

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mines Excavated:	1934
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because ITS JOEVER! This server is like no other, with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans around every corner.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who will lead you on a magical journey through the Technicolor Forest where trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with sparkling soda.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the dreaded Cactus King in a battle for the ages. Defeat him and claim his spiky throne as your own, ruling over the land with an iron fist (or a prickly one, depending on your preference).

So why wait? Join ITS JOEVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Average Jane’s Minecraft Madness: Where 5-6/10 Women Rule the World!

#5-6/10woman, #beautyisnteverything, #beautyisonlyskindeep, #beautywithin, #dontbefooled, #dontjudge, #dontjudgeabookbyitscover, #dontjudgeapersonsbyppearance, #excellentwife, #innerbeauty, #personalityoverlooks, #wifematerial, Appearances, Average, Janes, loveisblind, madness, Marriage, Minecraft, relationshipgoals, relationships, rule, truelove, wifeymaterial, Women, world

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1953	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex’s mood swings? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a herd of explosive sheep. Or maybe you’re in the mood for some friendly competition in our weekly “TNT Olympics,” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest using nothing but explosives and sheer determination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored llamas. Will you be the one to claim this epic treasure and become the ruler of the blocky universe?

So come on, don’t be fooled by appearances – join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your pixelated life!

DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

bastards, be fat bitch, Blue, blue doritos, Chinese, CHIPS, Coworkers, DoritoCraft, Effort, Evil, evil behavior, faggoons, garner supports, Hero, holo incels, holodrones, kill yourself, lead, Lied, lying.., Nazis, Rally, ruined project, sensitive stuff, Shenanigans, subhuman

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Potions Brewed:	49	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Dragons Tamed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Runes Activated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

LowTierBaitCraft: Where even the worst memes can make it into our server!

/k/-fag, 1st world, affordability, ammunition, Budget, chump change, consumerism, Entertainment, Expenses, Gamers, Gaming Community, hobby, leisure, low tier bait, LowTierBaitCraft, luxury, memes, MONEY, past time activity, RANGE, Server, SPENDING, video games, WORST

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being a low tier bait gamer? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a high roller in the 1st world? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be willing to spend 5000 dollars just to be a part of it. And forget about wasting money on ammunition, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shooting is your shot at becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and level up your gaming experience to a whole new level of awesomeness!

OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!

Conspiracy, CREEPERS, Deception, defense system, disbelief, EYES, Goyim, interception rate, Kvetch, Manipulation, military defense, missile defense, missiles intercepted, Oyy Vey, OyyCraft, Propaganda, Schmooze, skepticism, Swear, Technology, Trust, Truth, Videos, villagers

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3770
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4875	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.