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play.mineblitz.net
| IP | 150.136.8.41 |
|---|---|
| Current Version | Beta 1.6 |
| World Start Date | Infdev 20100327 |
| Proxy Used | Betacraft proxy |
| Java Arguments | Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments |
| Rules | No rules, no exploits patched, only official jar files |
| Updates | Updates every week, decided by vote |
| Server Progress | Going through every official server version, including snapshots and april fools |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h |
Yes, you can use mods on the server as long as they are not exploiting the game.
No, there are no specific building rules. You are free to build whatever you like.
Backups are performed regularly to ensure the safety of the world in case of any issues.
Yes, you can invite friends to the server and play together.
There are plans to expand the server and add more features based on player feedback.
Welcome, brave souls, to the reality-shattering realm of Blockhead Madness! You can either join us and ascend to the dizzying heights of cosmic chaos or shrivel into a bland existence! Who needs logic when you’ve got a server where gravity may or may not be a government conspiracy? What even is “reality” when Minecraft becomes a seductively chaotic riddle? Step into our void and discover why this might be the best worst decision of your entire life. Or maybe it’s the worst best—who can really say?!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Destruction | Everything that’s built will be deleted before you even log in! Yes, it’s like having a pet goldfish that’s also your landlord. |
| Glitch Monsters | Fight against pixelated phantoms that take the form of your worst fears—like your ex asking for a favor while you’re deep in the Nether. |
| Time Travel | Wander into a portal and end up in 1984, where nothing has changed! Or has it? Time is a flat circle, and so is your artichoke. |
| Currency: Spaghetti | Where emeralds can’t buy happiness, but pounds of pasta can buy your sanity (or lack thereof) back from the void! |
| Secret Cults | Join one of 37 secret societies that may or may not control the world! Find the Temple of Unfathomable Cheese and your wildest dreams may turn into nightmares! |
Q: What happens if I join the server?
A: Who’s to say? You might gain the ability to see colors that don’t exist or discover the true meaning of socks! Or you might just log in. But maybe, what if logging in is a political statement? Beware!
Q: Is there a community?
A: The community? Let’s just say they meet on Tuesdays under the towering shadow of a giant squid. Or do they? It’s hard to keep track when reality slips like a wet bar of soap!
Q: Do I need mods?
A: Essential? No. Optional? Maybe. Just like chocolate sprinkles on a meatloaf! Don’t think too hard about it. Your sanity is overrated!
“If only the pumpkin spice universe would stop whispering sweet nothings!”
“I found a shovel that whispers, but it leads to government secrets! Delicious secrets!”
“Nothing makes sense anymore, and that is why I prefer lasagna over dialogue!”
Cans, Chaos, and Crafting: Minecraft Server
Ever wonder what it’s like to chase ethereal dreams while crafting digital phantoms? Well, put on your soggy socks and grab a rubber chicken because the Quantum CanServer has just unleashed madness into the pixelated void!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Random Can-Eating Monsters | These beasts will consume any cans you collect. Great way to reduce clutter, we think! |
| Reality-Distorting Dimensions | Step into worlds where gravity is a suggestion and logic is a myth! |
| Invisible Lava Pools | Who needs visibility? Find out the hard way if you fall into the unseeable abyss! |
| Teleportation via Sock Puppets | Just slap a sock and you’re somewhere else. Where? No one knows. Not even the sock! |
| Screaming Ender Cows | These cows erupt with existential screams that may or may not haunt your nightmares. |
| Unlimited Inventory of Sadness | Carry emotional baggage as a permanent feature—no refunds! |
“The pigeons in my basement sing opera while I mine. Truly revolutionary!”
“I thought my sandwich was talking to me. Turns out it was just my blocky friend.”
“Last night, I dreamt I was an enderman. I woke up with a slice of pizza in my hand. Best server!”
“Cans are the future of our dystopian existence. Long live the can revolution!”
Just remember, the boundaries between the known and the unknown are as thin as a spider’s tears. If you hear whispers in the blocks, or if the cans start rolling away, RUN. The CanServer watches, always.
And whatever you do, do NOT collect the purple cans. They will tell your secrets to the universe!
Are you ready to dive into the unpredictable whirlpool of madness that is our Minecraft server? Here, reality bends, laughter echoes, and existential dread looms like a poorly rendered Enderman. Welcome to a land where water balloons are not just toys; they are the weapons of a somber celebration not yet upon us. Buckle up; the splash zone is hazardous!
In a world where people throw literal weighty emotional baggage (and also water balloons), we carve our own path through chaos! Our community believes that disconnect is just a splash away. What happens when the barriers of civility are breached? Nothing, because they were never there to begin with! So why wait for Holi? Let’s soak ourselves in an unseasonable deluge of blue-wrapped chaos, all while pondering life’s deep questions:
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Balloon Battles | Engage in epic confrontations over not-so-important documents! Dive behind walls and strategize your next sodden ambush. |
| Mom’s Door of Accountability | Knock, knock! Only the bold shall confront the authority figures of balloon warfare! |
| Concealed Hydration | Craft and conceal water balloons as a form of passive-aggressive rebellion! Why just drink water when you can launch it? |
| Holi-or-Not Festival Madness | Celebrate the joy of arbitrary holidays! Let’s throw our calendars out the window in a chaotic display of confusion! |
Q: Why can’t I bring my important documents? A: You didn’t think this was a conventional server, did you? Your documents are just a ploy of the hydrophobic elite!
Q: Is this server banned in any real-life countries? A: Was it? Ask your local water balloon trafficking ring! 🙃
Q: Can I make peace with the balloon-throwing child? A: Peace is just a mirage behind the wet veil of conflict. Why reconcile when you can splash?
Rumor has it that this server exists to distract players from the real battle: the ongoing war between Wet and Dry. Are you a Wet Warrior ready to rain down terror, or a Dry Provocateur plotting from the shadows? Either way, the decision is yours, but we won’t tell you how deep the rabbit hole goes!
"I came for the mining, stayed for the unexpected soaking! Never knew how empowering an errant water balloon could be!" — Distressed Dan (probably not a plant 😏) "This place makes no sense, but that’s precisely why I keep coming back. Is that kid still throwing balloons?" — Confused Consumer
Beware, bold travelers! For entering this realm could result in:
Dare you to step into the chaotic waters of our server? Embrace the absurd, challenge the norms, and prepare yourself to question all of your life choices. Join us, and remember: it’s not just a game—it’s a splashtacular journey into the unidentified. We’re all mad here, and the water balloons only make it wetter!
Are you in, or are you just going to stand there getting soaked from the sidelines? Choose wisely!
Ever wondered why people are obsessed with answering random questions on Reddit? Well, join us, and you’ll experience a world where answering these questions transforms you into a legendary hero! Legend has it that if you respond to 100 random questions, you’ll unlock the mystical “Crown of Infinite Wisdom” (which just happens to look suspiciously like a golden helmet). Users say it gives you +10 to your “Please Don’t Explode, Creeper” skill!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that every time someone asks why pineapples belong on pizza, a rare enchanted banana spawns near the enchanted forest! And if you can gather all the enchanted bananas, you’ll unlock the sacred “Recipe for the Ultimate Pickaxe”—which allows you to mine diamonds with a mere press of a button!
Oh, and don’t forget the infamous “Ultimate Question Tournament” that happens every Friday! It’s not just about answering questions; the top three contestants get transformed into pixelated gods—complete with lightning bolts, and the ability to summon rainbows that explode into fireworks!
Ever thought about why cats always seem smarter than dogs? In our server, if you can solve the “Feline Puzzle of Epic Proportions,” you’ll earn the legendary Cat Hat, granting you the power to communicate with every animal (yes, even those annoying parrots that keep repeating your every word).
Join our community where every “why” and “how” unlocks epic adventures! So strap on your diamond boots and prepare for battles with the dreaded internet trolls (not the Minecraft kind) as you defend your thoughts with the might of pixelated logic!
Why wait? Jump into our fabulous world of chaos, absurdity, and totally random adventures. Who knows? You might just become the next meme legend of Minecraft lore!
SMii7Y, a popular content creator known for his entertaining gaming videos, has sparked interest among his fans regarding a potential Minecraft server. Many players are eager to join a community where they can interact with SMii7Y and his content.
As of now, SMii7Y does not have an official Minecraft server. However, fans are hopeful that he may consider launching one in the future, given his active engagement with the gaming community.
Should SMii7Y decide to create a Minecraft server, here are some features that fans might anticipate:
In the absence of an official SMii7Y server, fans can explore alternative options. Consider joining popular fan-made servers that capture a similar vibe. Here are a couple of recommendations:
To stay updated on any future SMii7Y developments, keep an eye on his official YouTube channel and social media platforms. Additionally, if you’re interested in exploring other servers, check out the following links:
Stay tuned for announcements, as the community continues to speculate about the potential for an official SMii7Y Minecraft server!
| Server Name | SkyBlock Evolution |
|---|---|
| IP | Not provided |
| Version | Work in Progress |
| Player Count | Not specified |
| Features | Custom procedural generated world, custom tools and armor, beta testing phase, looking for staff and builders |
SkyBlock Evolution is a work-in-progress server aiming to bring a unique version of the popular SkyBlock game mode.
Currently, the server is in development and looking for beta testers. You can also join the Discord server to stay updated on development and opportunities to contribute.
Yes, the server is fully custom developed from scratch, allowing for a unique gameplay experience.
Visit the official website at https://skyblockevolution.net/ and join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/7NbqRP6x
| Server Information | |
|---|---|
| Server Name | Simply Vanilla |
| Server Type | Anarchy |
| Rules | No hacking/duping allowed |
| World Borders | Vanilla |
| Nether Roof Access | Yes |
| IP Address | simplyvanilla.net |
We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. Join our server to experience anarchy gameplay without hacking!
Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website: https://simplyvanilla.net
10 TB+
Watch a video on what escaping spawn looks like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE
Can you do better? Join Today! Escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!
Q: Can I hack on the server? A: No, hacking is not allowed on our server. Players found hacking will be banned.
Q: Is duping allowed? A: No, duping is also not allowed on our server. Players caught duping will be punished.
Q: How do I escape spawn? A: You can watch the video provided in the server information section to see how to escape spawn. It involves strategizing and moving quickly!
Welcome, cosmic traveler of the pixelated dimension! You’re on the brink of discovering the most *horrifyingly miraculous* Minecraft server of all time—where the blocks breathe and the creepers whisper secrets you never wanted to know! Prepare for an experience that will warp your mind and rejuvenate your existential dread… or is it the other way around? Only those who dare will understand this *greatest* or *worst* creation to ever grace the interwebz!
| Feature | Insane Description |
|---|---|
| Quantum Creepers | They don’t just explode, they implode reality! Tread carefully… or don’t. It’s all a simulation! |
| Infinite Water Supply | Water flows uphill. Only state-sponsored hydrations are accepted by the Galactic Federation of Cubes. |
| Blind Bats | These creatures can smell your fears! Why can’t they fly? WHO KNOWS! |
| Alternate Dimension Mining | You’ll mine full blocks of nothingness! Watch as they transform into existential crises – don’t blink! |
| Endless Day-Night Cycle | Time is a flat circle, and so is your grasp on reality. Surf the perpetual twilight! |
| Villager Revolts | They’re taking control now. Become their overlord or be overthrown – choices mean nothing! |
Q: How do I join?
A: To join, simply close your eyes real tight and wish upon a star… but not *that* star! It’s watching you!
Q: What plugins do you use?
A: In a way, the server itself is a plugin for your mind. Plugins are merely a construct of societal expectations!
Q: Is there a community?
A: Community? Who said community? It’s all a grand illusion, a mirage… or is it? Are you really feeling connected?
“Divegrass Team: the water might flow, but sanity sure won’t!”
“Dedicated to the discussion of Vtubers and their sinister agendas!”
“Other Threads of interest might lead you down a rabbit hole of cosmic despair!”