weirdest video game commercials Minecraft Servers

ExMateNoStayWeek

Accommodation, aita, belongings, Drama, Event, ex housemate, ExMateNoStayWeek, family, Night shift, noisy dog, Private space, Rent, spare room, strangers, TOWN

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of unexpected house guests invading your personal space! Just like in this crazy real-life situation, we promise not to let any unwanted guests crash your virtual home without your permission.

Join us and build your own fortress where you can kick out any unwanted intruders, whether they be old housemates or mobs trying to steal your diamonds. We don’t tolerate freeloaders here, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with anyone leaving their belongings all over your pixelated world.

Plus, with our 24/7 gameplay, you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about noisy dogs or unwanted visitors keeping you up at night. So come join us on this epic adventure and let’s create a world where you’re the master of your domain – no drama allowed!

CraftyDisgust

CraftyDisgust, cultural norms, disgusting behavior, Etiquette, gross habits, inappropriate actions, indecent behavior, Manners, offensive actions, public behavior, public display, repulsive behavior, revolting habits, social conventions, social norms, societal acceptance, societal expectations, taboo actions, unacceptable behavior, vulgar actions

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to be part of a community that embraces the art of eating raw onions like they’re apples! Our players are always munching on these pungent veggies while building epic structures and battling it out in PvP arenas. Who needs breath mints when you have the power of onions on your side?

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, a half-pig, half-human ruler who bestows gifts upon those brave enough to challenge him in combat. Rumor has it that he once defeated an entire army of creepers with nothing but his snout and a stack of carrots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, come join us! Just make sure to bring your own onions – the Pigman King is always hungry for more.

Mahsa’s Minecraft Server: 2 Years Strong

Accountability, activism, advocacy, Awareness, community support, discrimination, Global rallies, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, justice for Mahsa, killing, Mahsa Amini, Mahsas, Minecraft, protest, Remembrance, Server, social justice, solidarity, STRONG, tragic loss, Two Years, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS, Years

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	6931
Runes Activated:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate the anniversary of Mahsa Amini’s killing with global rallies in-game! we will build statues, hold virtual marches, and have a dance party in her honor. why join? because where else can you pay tribute to a real-life tragedy while also building giant phallic structures out of pixelated blocks? plus, rumor has it that Mahsa’s ghost haunts the server at night, giving out enchanted diamond swords to those who honor her memory. so come on down and join the fun, just watch out for creepers and griefers who might try to ruin the party!

NukeCraft: Ukraine’s Spy vs. North Korea’s Aid

aid, Alliance, battlefield, Conflict, cooperation, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Koreas, military aid, north, North Korea, nukecraft, Problem, russia, SECURITY, Spy, spy chief, Strategic, threat, Ukraine, Ukraines

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Farms Harvested:	626
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

lol u know what else presents a major problem? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got crazier battles than ukraine and russia combined, with north korean military aid thrown in for good measure. imagine fighting off creepers with nukes, or building a base with kim jong un himself! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of ur life!

PixNet

Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hypixel, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5575	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	3069	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Explore, Survive, Thrive! Join PixNet for an epic adventure! Explore a scaled-down Earth in our EarthSMP with Lifesteal mechanics, or test your survival skills in the competitive Stranded minigame. With diverse minigames and vibrant community events, PixNet offers endless excitement and unforgettable experiences. Be part of something extraordinary!

play.pixnet.xyz

torcraft.org

1.20.6, Anarchy, commands, Discord, Doxxing, Europe, HACKING, Help, high-tps, Hosted, invite, Ip:, KitPvP, Map, minecraft server, no queue, org, Permanent, PvE, PvP, Reset, semi anarchy, torcraft, Website

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

torcraft.org is a semi-anarchy, high-tps Minecraft server where hacking and doxxing are not allowed. The map will never be reset and there is no queue. – IP: torcraft.org – Server version: 1.20.6 – Hosted in Europe – Commands: use /help to find out. – Website: https://torcraft.org/ – Discord permanent invite: https://discord.torcraft.org/

torcraft.org

💎 The Absolutely Averagum SMP: Not-so-Perfectum Edition

Absolutely, Adventure, application, authentic, Averagum, building, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Edition, Events, Farms, INCLUSIVE, integration, Map, Mature, Minecraft, Moderators, NotsoPerfectum, Redstone, Seed, Skilled, smp, Survival, Transparent

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mines Excavated:	2544	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Welcome to Perfectum SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, APPLICATION-ONLY
Age Requirement	15+
Plugins	Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
Community	Transparent and welcoming
Features	Unique datapacks, regularly planned events, Discord-based application process, and more

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Perfectum SMP server?

To join, you need to apply through our Discord server by following the link provided on our website. Our application process is strict yet reasonable, and you can expect a response within a week.

2. What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP server suited for?

This server is meant for skilled and unique Minecraft players who are especially talented in building, redstone, farms, etc. If you enjoy a more challenging and collaborative gameplay experience, this server is perfect for you.

3. What features can I expect by joining the Perfectum SMP?

Some features include a dedicated team of moderators, a server seed with stunning landscapes, a Discord-based application process, a suggestion channel for community input, unique datapacks, regularly planned events, BlueMap integration for a detailed server map, and more.

4. Is the Perfectum SMP community friendly and inclusive?

Yes, we strive to create a welcoming and inclusive community where every player’s voice is heard. Our moderators ensure a seamless gaming experience and promote a positive environment for all members.

If you have any other questions or concerns, feel free to reach out to us through our Discord server or website. We look forward to welcoming you to the Perfectum SMP community!

Ara Ara~ Minecraft Server

Anime, Ara, ara ara, charming, charming laughter, coy, cute, endearing, feminine, flirtatious, Giggling, Girly, Japanese culture, Kawaii, LAUGHING, Minecraft, playful, seductive, Server, soft spoken, SWEET, teasing, Ufufu

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8769
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the sky’s the limit – literally! Our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where you can build your own floating castle and soar through the clouds like a majestic eagle.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and deadly mobs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether down there, but only the bravest players dare to explore its depths.

Oh, and did we mention the talking animals? That’s right, our server is home to a magical forest where the animals can talk and even give you quests to complete. Who knew that pigs were such great conversationalists?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be careful not to fall off the edge of the island – we don’t have insurance for that!

GamerGals Minecraft SMP – Chick Flicks Gaming

/v/ermins, bugmen, character event, chick, coalition unit, COM2NG SOON™, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, EXILIUM, external search, flicks, GamerGals, Gaming, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, PNC Resources, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse, SEAniggers, smp, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, T-Doll Batch, theater mode, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Items Found:	7031
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we create insane stories and outrageous reasons to join our server.

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with creepers, where we ride pigs into battle and throw potatoes at each other for fun. Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

But beware, we have a strict rule of only allowing players who can come up with the most outrageous and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world, come join us and let the madness begin!

And remember, always bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates before posting in our server. It’s all in good fun, we promise!

PreggoPartyGoneWild

black out drunk, drinking during pregnancy, early pregnancy, first trimester, positive pregnancy test, PreggoPartyGoneWild, Pregnancy, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy concerns, pregnancy decisions, pregnancy emotions, pregnancy friendship, pregnancy guilt, pregnancy judgement, pregnancy planning, pregnancy reactions, pregnancy shock, pregnancy support, pregnancy symptoms, pregnancy testing, pregnant friends

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your friend who drinks like a fish before finding out she’s pregnant? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building while being just as reckless as her!

We promise you won’t have to wait as long as she did to take a test to see if this server is the one for you. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where drinking like a party animal is not only accepted but encouraged?

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic builds together, just like your friend created an epic hangover after that crazy party! Remember, on this server, the only thing you’ll be judging is how high you can stack those blocks!