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OrderUpCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly bizarre and hilarious moments!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken comes up to you and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The loser has to wear a tutu made out of diamonds for the rest of the day!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even come across a player who orders a pizza made entirely out of obsidian blocks. The possibilities are endless!

JesusCraft: Where Christian Heaven Awaits (and creepers don’t stand a chance!)

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with pesky griefers and creepers on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server offers a heavenly experience like no other! Picture this – a world where everyone is racially proportionate to the population density of Christian worship centers worldwide. That’s right, you’ll be surrounded by your new besties for all of eternity!

But wait, there’s more! Say goodbye to sin and hello to a life free from earthly worries. No more stressing over Chad not texting you back or your crops not growing fast enough. On our server, the only Chad you’ll need to know is the one who’s ready to hang out with you and hundreds of millions of other players forever, anon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey to Christian heaven in Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few command blocks). See you on the other side, friend!

FlirtyCraft: Where Creeper Pick-Up Lines Are Welcome

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Void Armor Forged:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1142	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where anything goes! Join us if you enjoy watching players flirt with other women in-game, because who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis in the chat. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be gone’

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	215
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magic Items Found:	1793	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

ReggaetonRaveCraft: Where the party never stops, even at 4:00am in Bayamon!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like blasting loud reggaeton at 4:00am in Bayamon, Puerto Rico – wild, unpredictable, and guaranteed to keep you on your toes!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

Sayu’s Silly Sync Server: Where Chaos and Creativity Collide!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1908
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even touch the grass without getting banned? Well, look no further because on our server, you can save the grass without even touching it! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Girl Power Craft: Where Even /v/ Can’t Resist Losing

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6053

Are you tired of losing to girls in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! We’ve got hidden bosses that will challenge even the most skilled players, and rumor has it, one of them is actually a character you know in real life. But don’t worry, they won’t hold back just because they know you. Plus, we have a boss that uses the aisu-kage style – a style so rare, you can’t even refight him! Join our server and prove your worth against these epic challenges. Who knows, maybe you’ll even impress that girl you keep losing to.

Blockhead Bonanza: Where even the creepers think ‘Stupid ass kikes’ is too far

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Void Gems Collected:	39
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!

Pixel Peen Paradise: Where Minecraft meets NSFW confusion!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Farms Harvested:	630	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of boring, low-quality porn ruining your internet experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our pixelated landscapes and blocky characters will provide a more satisfying and entertaining experience than the latest porn trends.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocktopia LOLz

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1588
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is as gay as a rainbow unicorn riding a glittery dragon! Join us for a wild ride filled with fabulous adventures, rainbow-colored blocks, and sparkly explosions. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers wear rainbow bowties and the zombies break out into dance routines. So come on over and let your inner fabulousness shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

KuntCraft: Where every block tells a story…or just makes you question your life choices

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your Minecraft kunt! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you LOL so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!