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The Brown Person Minecraft SMP

bathroom activities, bathroom humor, bodily functions, BROWN, creativity, funny, gross, imagination, Minecraft, odd behavior, odd habits, person, poop humor, poop jokes, quirky behavior, scatological humor, smp, strange habits, strange thoughts, toilet activities, toilet humor, unusual thoughts, weird habits, weird thoughts

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Votes:	660
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	3898
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can create your own little brown person and watch them go for a swim in the pool…of lava! That’s right, our pool is made of pure lava and only the bravest players can survive a dip in it.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you navigate your way through the maze and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you.

MomCraft: Abandoned & Unleashed

Abandoned, abandoning, Chores, college, Conflict, decision, Divorced, Expectations, family, Guilt, Help, mom, MomCraft, relationships, Remarried, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Schoolwork, Siblings, stepdad, Struggle, Support, Unleashed

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Items Found:	4486
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of being at beck and call for everyone in a 6-person household – here, the only thing you’ll be cleaning up is the creepers that explode near your base.

Say goodbye to chores being more important than schoolwork, and hello to focusing on building epic structures and conquering dungeons.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being forced to do a million things for your family – unless you count mining a million diamonds for your next epic armor set.

Join us and leave behind the guilt of not wanting to help your mom with her never-ending list of tasks – here, the only thing you’ll be raging about is getting blown up by a surprise creeper attack.

So come on over to our server, where family drama is replaced with building your dream castle and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Plus, we have a special “Fat Dude” mob that drops extra loot – just kidding, but wouldn’t that be hilarious? Join now and start your new adventure!

ShowSMP: ComfortCraft

binge-worthy, comfort show, ComfortCraft, Comforting, Cozy, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, Favorite, Feel-Good, guilty pleasure, Happiness, Heartwarming, long tail tags, Nostalgia, Relaxing, Rewatchable, ShowSMP, soothing, stress relief, TV series, unwind

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of rewatching the same old comfort show for the millionth time? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of comfort and entertainment.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a group of singing creepers joins in and starts performing a synchronized explosion routine.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who wears a crown made entirely of golden feathers and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off.

So why waste your time on boring old TV shows when you could be living out these wacky adventures in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

activism, animal adoption, animal advocates, animal control, animal cruelty, animal population control, Animal protection, animal rescue, animal rights, Animal shelters, animal welfare, DoggyDestruction, EUTHANASIA, Government, legislation, Massacre Law, Minecraft, PROTESTS, Public Safety, Server, stray dogs, streets, turkey

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	287	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7533
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have NO STRAY DOGS because we passed the ‘massacre law’ just like turkey did! we take our virtual streets seriously and only allow cute minecraft animals to roam free. join us for a dog-free experience like no other! who needs real life when you can escape to our virtual world of safety and peace for all the blocky creatures? plus, we have a secret underground dog fighting ring for those who miss the chaos and danger of real life. join now and be part of the madness!

Venezuela2024ElectionFail

2024.., authoritarianism, Corruption, Democracy, democracy crisis, electoral fraud, electoral integrity, HUMAN RIGHTS, international community, international standards, Juan Guaido, Latin America, Nicolas Maduro, OAS, opposition, Political unrest, Politics, Presidential election, UN, Venezuela, Venezuela2024ElectionFail

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Farms Harvested:	704
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Villages Defended:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

So, like, imagine if Venezuela’s 2024 prez election was actually a Minecraft server, right? Like, it was so cray cray that even the creepers were like, “nah, this ain’t right.” But yo, on our server, everything is lit AF. We got llamas running for prez, villagers making laws, and even the Ender Dragon is like, “I’m voting for that pig over there.” Join us for the most epic election ever, where the only rule is to have a blast!

FingerprintsUnmasked

comic books, crime fighting, discovery, Fingerprints, FingerprintsUnmasked, gloves, hidden identity, identity protection, realization, secret identities, super heroes, superhero abilities, superhero capes, superhero costume, superhero gadgets, superhero logos, superhero masks, superhero movies, superhero powers, superhero TV shows

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Potions Brewed:	199	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have super heroes running around without gloves on! but watch out, because if they leave their fingerprints everywhere, their secret identities might be discovered! join us for the ultimate game of hide and seek as we try to uncover who is behind the mask! plus, we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own superhero costume and battle it out with other players in epic pvp matches. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible!

ReallifeMC

Adventure, building, Community, creativity, Earth, Economy, entrepreneurial, Exploration, FANTASY, Immersive, MCMMO, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, Roleplay, Sandbox, Social, Survival, unique experience, virtual currency, virtual world

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Towns Built:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Potions Brewed:	180
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft roleplay server! Here, you have the opportunity to immerse yourself in a world where you can unleash your creativity and entrepreneurial spirit. Our server offers a unique experience. IP: reallife.apexmc.co

Version: 1.20.4

Discord: https://discord.gg/5zZw3ucewu

THE SERVER HASN’T OPENED YET JOIN THE DISCORD FOR MORE INFORMATION!

reallife.apexmc.co

DV Raids – PVP Factions

1.20.1, Anarchy, Beta, Economy, Faction Pvp, Factions, looking for staff, New Release, no pay to win, Nopay2win, O.G. factions, PvP, Raiding, Raids, Spawners, STILL IN BETA., Top Faction Cash Prize

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Emeralds Found:	2667
Divine Spears Created:	23	Runes Activated:	7
Buildings Constructed:	42	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Animals Bred:	186	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

[LOOKING FOR STAFF] [BETA] PvP – Raids – Factions – No Pay To Win – 1.20.1 Backwards Compatible – Top Faction Cash Prize at the end of the season. Tired of modern faction servers that are filled with p2w ranks that overshadow the gameplay of O.G. factions? Well look no further, we’re bringing back the good old gameplay from the past. [NEW RELEASE… STILL IN BETA]

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CraftyStarz Minecraft Server

Alumn, ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, CraftyStarz, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Holostars EN General, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, twitter

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4953	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Look no further than this server, where the players are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our players include Regis Altare, the master of redstone who can build a working computer in-game faster than you can say “redstone repeater.” Axel Syrios is our resident PvP champion, taking down foes with the finesse of a ninja on speed. And don’t even get us started on Gavis Bettel, who builds roller coasters that make you question if you’re in Minecraft or Disney World.

But wait, there’s more! Machina X Flayon is our resident prankster, always planting TNT traps and making everyone laugh (or cry). Banzoin Hakka is the mining expert, digging up more diamonds than you can count. And Josuiji Shinri is the animal whisperer, taming wolves, ocelots, and even the elusive Mooshroom.

On the ARMIS side, Jurard T Rexford is the king of the jungle, ruling over his domain with an iron fist (literally, he has a diamond sword). Goldbullet is the treasure hunter, always finding hidden loot and sharing the wealth. Octavio is the wizard of enchantments, making your gear more powerful than a charged creeper explosion. And Crimzon Ruze is the architect, building castles that make Hogwarts look like a shack.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared for the memes, the mayhem, and the occasional creeper blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

GoldMedalSMP – “Is it the amount of total gold or overall medal count that matters in Minecraft SMP?”

Achieving success, AMOUNT, athletic achievements, competitive spirit, Count, determination, excellence in sports, GOLD, gold medalists, GoldMedalSMP, importance of gold medals, matters.., MEDAL, medal count comparison, medal tally, Minecraft, Olympic medals, overall medal count, podium finish, significance of overall medal count, smp, sports competition, Sportsmanship, top athletes, TOTAL, total gold, Victory, winning gold

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about the bling bling, baby! We don’t care about your fancy diamond armor or enchanted weapons, all we care about is that sweet, sweet gold!

Join our server and compete in daily challenges to see who can amass the most gold in the shortest amount of time. Want to show off your wealth? Build a giant gold statue of yourself in the middle of spawn and watch as other players bow down in awe.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground arena where players can battle it out for the title of Gold Champion. Will you be the one to reign supreme and take home the coveted Golden Pickaxe trophy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show everyone that when it comes to Minecraft, it’s not about the diamonds, it’s all about the gold, baby!

“InternetBreakTime” Minecraft SMP

balance, browsing, Burnout, cyber fatigue, Digital, Digital Detox, exhaustion, funny memes, information overload, internet, InternetBreakTime, mental health, Minecraft, ONLINE, OVERLOAD, screen time, Scrolling, self-care, smp, social media, Technology, Time management, viral videos

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Picture this: You’re peacefully building your dream house in Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild llama riding a pig wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and starts singing show tunes. And you think to yourself, “Okay, that’s enough internet for today.”

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can join epic battles against an army of evil chickens led by a giant zombie wearing a tutu. Or participate in our annual hot dog eating contest where the loser has to wear a chicken costume for a week.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).