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DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Towns Built:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Love Letters Sent:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

The Brown Person Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can create your own little brown person and watch them go for a swim in the pool…of lava! That’s right, our pool is made of pure lava and only the bravest players can survive a dip in it.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you navigate your way through the maze and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you.

ArdentCraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Towns Built:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Want to have fun on a simple survival server? Come on over to ardentcraft new members are always welcome and treated with respect. Of course though there is no griefing.

play.ardentcraft.com

Frostcast

Creative, Hardcore, PvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2287
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crops Grown:	9691
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Frostcast

Ran by the community for the community

Frostcast takes its roots from our survival server, back in Minecraft 1.2.5.

3 years on, it’s a huge community of players from all over the world!

Join our forums, make friends, create together!

Be a part of something.

www.frostcast.net

play.frostcast.net

EmeraldCraft Free Fly

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Runes Activated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Overview

Welcome to Emeraldcraft! We are a Survival, PvP Build server with much to explore. We use plugins like Chestshop, Griefprevention, and Essentials to create a PvP expiernce without the worrying of losing your items. Join today for minigames like Hunger Games, SuperCraftBros, and Bow Spleef!

play.emeraldminecraft.com:25620

SquidRealms

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Players Killed by Monsters:	714	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

SquidRealms – A fun place to meet new friends and play minecraft. We have a number of worlds, Survival, Factions, Creative, PlotMe, SurvivalGames and a custom Skyblock!

mc.squidrealms.com

NiaCraft.Eu

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Buildings Constructed:	40
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

On the server, we offer many services to zabave.PVP Arena, events that we organize admini.A More

Here you can find great admin-team who has experience to help :-).

We also have parkour, something for payment and great benefits here: Vip, EVIPO, but also unban.

93.91.250.144:27371

MEGAMINECRAFT

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

HELLO YOU MINECRAFTER,

We are currently in the process of creating a mega cool server and are still looking for people who have good ideas, so come by…

version: 1.6.2 bukkitserver with lots of plugins

Admins are still being sought who can create and produce products!!!

93.186.204.186

Herocraft Minecraft RPG

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4856	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	9424
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Herocraft Minecraft RPG

mc.herocraftonline.com

CloudCraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Animals Bred:	34
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Potions Brewed:	77
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

CloudCraft is an ongoing server of three years and counting anyone can enjoy. Its for people looking to just have fun, its for pvpers (we have pvp worlds) and even roleplayers can have fun here. We use many different mods to enhance this fun such as bridges, elevators, minecart booster, flying, bridges, teleport to block, Magic carpets, Protected land and chests and much more.

We also have a well setup userbase with respectable and friendly people in positions of power that will ensure your stay at CloudCraft SMP!

Don’t grief mmk?

mc.cloudcraftfun.net

IONCRAFT

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Crops Grown:	6579	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Server IP: play.ioncraft.org Server Status: ONLINE Minecraft Version: 1.6.2

Since early 2011, Ioncraft has strived to provide you the friendliest and funnest experience you’ve ever had on a Minecraft server! We offer a wide variety of fun worlds to explore and enjoy, including:

♦ Creative Plotworld (Massive Plots!) ♦ Pure-Survival “Faction” World (where griefing, raiding, and stealing is allowed!) ♦ No-PvP Survival World (where grief is not allowed and donors can use exclusive commands like creative mode and WorldEdit!) ♦ New! Skyblock Survival World ♦ Paintball ♦ Spleef ♦ Infection ♦ Flatgrass Freebuild World (donor-exclusive) ♦ and so much more!

Our server has no whitelist and is online 24/7! Our amazing staff and players will help you get started right away! Simply log on using our IP address (play.ioncraft.org) and experience the amazing server that is Ioncraft!

play.ioncraft.org

Empire of the Bear

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ores Mined:	7938	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

A fun and friendly community looking to expand its’ playerbase. Features survival and creative worlds along with a broad selection of mini-games to suit any skill level.

play.servebear.com