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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 8478 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 709 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Join our epic Minecraft SMP for the most lit and hilarious time of your life, bro! We got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert.
Our server is so crazy, even the chickens have their own secret society plotting against us. But don’t worry, we have a team of trained llamas ready to protect us with their deadly spit attacks.
If you join, you’ll get a special power that lets you turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine building a house made entirely of cake, that’s the dream, right?
So come join us and show off your useless superpower, whether it’s the ability to summon a rain of anvils or turn into a block of cheese. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!
