AwkwardBonersMC

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Runes Activated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant phallic structures with your friends, only to have them mysteriously disappear overnight. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky tower the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Awkward Arousal Challenge,” where players must navigate a maze filled with sexy villagers and avoid getting a little too excited. It’s a test of skill, endurance, and sheer willpower (not to mention a great way to embarrass yourself in front of your friends).

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP

bizarre locations, hidden corners, intimate acts, intimate moments, Masturbation, Minecraft, odd spots, personal time, private activities, private moments, Secret Places, self love, self pleasure, smp, solo activities, Solo Sex, strange places, unconventional spots, unique experiences, unusual experiences, unusual locations, WackyWankSpot, weird places

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	539	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and crazy as your wildest wank story? Look no further! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Join us for the chance to show off your wanking skills in a whole new way – by building the most outrageous wank shack the world has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find a more wank-tastic server anywhere else. Join now and let the wanking adventures begin!

MasturbateCraft

awkward situations, forbidden acts., hidden spots, intimate moments, MasturbateCraft, Masturbation, Personal experiences, private moments, secret activities, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, sexual exploration, solo activities, solo pleasure, taboo topics, unconventional locations, unexpected places, unique experiences, unusual experiences, weird places

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	262	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Votes:	8914
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while battling zombie hordes in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can test their survival skills in a battle royale style competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Masturbation Mountain, where players can climb to the peak and proudly proclaim where the weirdest place they’ve masturbated is. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SisCraft: Mom’s Turn!

aita, baby daddy, BEDROOM, Cancer, comfortable, Contact, Dying, family, FMLA, gloves, Legacy, mom, moms, MONEY, quality of life, Siblings, SisCraft, sister, Studio, surgery, Telling, Turn, Will

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crops Grown:	8678
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1878
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and escape the real-life chaos by building your own virtual world filled with blocky adventures.

Looking for a place to escape from your mom’s will drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about family feuds and focus on crafting epic creations.

Need a break from siblings who always seem to get the upper hand? Join our server and show them who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft land.

Sick of being the responsible one in your family? Come join us and let loose by mining, crafting, and exploring without any real-life responsibilities holding you back.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a virtual family that’s way more fun than the real one!

SelfDeceptionMC SMP

denial, facing reality, lying to self, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self honesty, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness journey, self-deception, self-delusion, self-doubt, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflection journey, SelfDeceptionMC, smp

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	516313	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you lying to yourself about not joining our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me tell you, you’re missing out on a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera. We’ve got alliances forming and breaking faster than you can say “creeper”. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts that have led players to uncovering secret diamond stashes and enchanted gear that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous. So stop lying to yourself and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockyBrits Brexit Bonanza

Analysis, BlockyBrits, bonanza, brexit, Brits, consequences, debate, decision, Economy, european union, Future, immigration, Impact, negotiations, opinion, Politics, reddit, referendum, SOVEREIGNTY, Trade, uk, uncertainty

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Hey there, Minecrafters of Reddit! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you!

Imagine a world where Brexit was actually a Minecraft server – chaotic, unpredictable, and full of surprises at every turn. Join us on this wild adventure where you never know what will happen next. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of trade deals and alliances? Will you be able to survive the constant political drama and backstabbing?

But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible! Build your own Brexit-inspired creations, from giant walls to quirky customs checkpoints. Join forces with other players to form your own political parties and fight for control of the server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden truth behind Brexit itself.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and experience Brexit like never before. Who knew politics could be this much fun?

DroughtCraft Minecraft Server

agriculture, climate change, drought, drought assistance, drought emergency, drought management, drought relief, drought relief efforts, drought response, DroughtCraft, environmental impact, famine, food insecurity, humanitarian crisis, Minecraft, natural disaster, POVERTY, regional bloc, relief efforts, Server, Southern Africa, Southern African Development Community, Water Crisis, water scarcity

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magic Items Found:	8618	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Yo, u know what’s hotter than the Sahara desert? THIS SERVER, YO! We got so much water, u won’t believe it! We got waterfalls, oceans, rivers, u name it! Come join us and escape the drought in Southern Africa, cuz we got all the water u need!

But wait, there’s more! We got unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts! And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that drop diamonds everywhere they go! It’s like a freakin’ fairy tale up in here!

So what are u waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft server ever! Who needs Southern Africa when u got us, amirite? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

MissileMadnessCraft

Attack, Commander, Conflict, Defense, drone, extremist group, global relations, hezbollah, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile barrage, MissileMadnessCraft, political tension, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Surveillance, Targeted, Terrorism

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle when suddenly, BOOM! A drone comes out of nowhere and targets you! Why, you ask? Because you didn’t join our server yet, duh! We take PvP to a whole new level, with missile barrages and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Hezbollah commander in the world of Minecraft! Let’s get this party started, baby!

ZambeziLungfishCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Farms Harvested:	110	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server so lit that even ancient lungfish fossils are getting in on the action? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own epic base surrounded by prehistoric creatures like the Ferganoceratodus edwardsi lungfish. Will you befriend them or battle them for dominance? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so rad that even the fossils themselves are getting in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a fossilized tooth plate while mining for diamonds. Talk about a blast from the past!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Fossils, lungfish, and endless laughs await you! Let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🎉🦴🐟🔥

Astros Reach: Where Minecrafters Go to Procrastinate Adulting and Pretend to be 18+

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ores Mined:	743
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server

About Us:

Server Type	Community-oriented SMP
Server Age	1 year
World Reset	No current plans for resets

Features:

Long-term vanilla world
Free creative world
Weekly and monthly events
Helpful and knowledgeable community
Caring staff

Server Info:

Server Version	1.21
World Border	No border
Additional Features	Various recipe add-ons, high-end hardware

How to Join:

Join our Discord and fill out an application. Must be 18+ years old.

Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, with some added datapacks and mods for optimization.
How often does the world reset?	Only when voted upon by the players.
What is the server hardware?	Ryzen 9 5950X, 10GB DDR4
Can I join if I’m under 18?	No, the server is for ages 18 and older only.

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Gods Slained:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Towns Built:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crops Grown:	8533
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding chickens. But be warned, the creepers on our server have learned how to do the Macarena and will dance their way into your base if you’re not careful.

If you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Troll Bridge” where you have to answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to cross. Fail, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can trade with mermaids for rare items and battle sea monsters with enchanted tridents.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. It’s just getting worse…in the best way possible!

SMPyMcSMP – Minecraft SMP: CONFIRMED

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses! How crazy is that?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken race around the entire server. The winner got a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity. Who knew chickens were such speedy little creatures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of zany adventures await you in our crazy world. Just be prepared for anything – even if it involves high cross-CCD latencies and windows shenanigans.

GatherCraft SMP: Auntie’s Dance-off

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Falling into the Void:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7932
Dragon Eggs Found:	1177	Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the most exciting thing that happens is Aunt Mildred accidentally spilling her drink on Uncle Bob’s lap? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where the family drama is turned up to 11!

Picture this: instead of arguing over who gets the last piece of pie, you’ll be battling it out in epic PvP battles with your cousins. And forget awkward small talk with distant relatives, now you can bond over building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their woolly reign? The choice is yours.

So if you’re ready to trade in family drama for Minecraft madness, join us and see just how wild a family gathering can truly be. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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