weird names Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MoaningMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Potions Brewed:	62
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have regular events like “The Great Chicken Race” where players have to race their chickens through an obstacle course while avoiding lava pits and creepers. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Piggyback Battle Royale” where players ride on pigs and battle it out with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its hilarious in-game challenges like “The Worst Name to Moan in Bed Challenge” where players have to come up with the most ridiculous names to moan while playing. Trust us, things get pretty wild during that challenge!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

WeirdCraftLand

bizarre names, curious names, eccentric names, extraordinary names, funny names, long tail names, odd names, offbeat names, one of a kind names, out-of-the-ordinary names, outlandish names, peculiar names, quirky names, rare names, strange names, uncommon names, unique names, unusual names, wacky names, weird names, WeirdCraftLand

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server called “Squidward’s Underwater Dance Party Extravaganza”? No? Well, let me tell you, this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself surrounded by dancing squids, all grooving to the beat of Spongebob Squarepants theme song. That’s right, Squidward himself is the DJ, spinning tunes and making sure everyone is having a blast.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. The catch? You have to defeat the legendary “Jellyfish King” boss to get your hands on it. Trust me, this boss is no joke – he shoots lightning bolts from his tentacles and can summon an army of dancing zombies to do his bidding.

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you party with squids, battle a Jellyfish King, and dance your heart out to the Spongebob theme song all in one place? Come join us at “Squidward’s Underwater Dance Party Extravaganza” for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

UnluckySteve Minecraft SMP

awkward names, embarrassing names, funny names, Minecraft, name blunders, name disasters, name fails, name mishaps, smp, strange names, unfortunate choices, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate name, unfortunate name choices, unfortunate name situations, unfortunate name stories, unfortunate naming, unfortunate naming incidents, UnluckySteve, weird names

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic name fails in the history of gaming! We’ve got players with names like “PicklePants” and “ToiletTornado” running around causing chaos. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a player named “ButtCheese” building a giant cheese castle in the sky. Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join now and be a part of the madness!

UglyKidNamesMC

awful names, baby names, bizarre names, cringeworthy names, funny names, name shaming, Naming, naming fails, naming trends, odd names, regrettable names, strange names, ugly name, UglyKidNamesMC, unattractive names, uncommon names, unfortunate choices, unfortunate names, unpopular names, unusual names, weird names

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with names as ugly as a troll’s toenail? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization of blocky warriors who fought against evil mobs with nothing but their trusty pickaxes and diamond swords. Rumor has it that their spirits still roam the server, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds to flying pigs that shoot fireballs from their snouts, you never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of the blocky universe. And remember, the uglier the name, the more fun you’ll have!

Celeb Baby Name Madness

Actors, Actresses, baby, celeb, Celebrities, child naming, children, Creative, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, Guidelines, Hollywood, madness, MEMBERSHIP, Naming, naming conventions, naming restrictions, regulations, rules, SAG, unique names, weird names

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

so, like, u know how celebrities give their kids, like, super weird names? well, maybe it’s cuz the SAG, like, requires them to use a name that’s, like, not similar to any other members when they join. so, like, if u wanna, like, stand out and be unique, u should totally join our, like, EPIC Minecraft server! we got, like, crazy builds and, like, insane mini-games that will blow ur mind! plus, u might even run into some, like, famous people’s kids with their, like, totally wacky names! so, like, come join us and be a part of the most, like, exclusive club in the Minecraft universe!

CreeperCrazeMC

awful names, awkward names, bad names, bizarre names, CreeperCrazeMC, cringeworthy names, embarrassing names, funny names, horrible names, inappropriate names, laughable names, odd names, regrettable names, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, uncommon names, unique names, unusual names, weird names, worst name

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Star Shards Collected:	166
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that it will make you question the very fabric of reality? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your blocky world)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion shows where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond tiara.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

amateur porn, ban users, banging, BlockyBanter, cute couples, Fake, fake professional porn, For-profit, major porn sites, Minecraft, new videos, non-commercial, original content, Server, uploading, worsening porn industry

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Towns Built:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where cute affectionate couples can bang freely! Unlike major porn sites, we encourage users to upload their original, non-commercial content of adorable Minecraft couples getting it on. Say goodbye to the days of only seeing fake professional porn, because here you can witness the real deal with our “amateur” players who are anything but fake. So come join us and experience a world where the only thing getting screwed is the blocks in our virtual world!

SteamyRemasteredMinecraftSMP

delisted, digital distribution., digital rights management, game availability, game development, game licensing, game preservation, game removal, game sales, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming history, gaming industry, online store, Release, Remaster, speculation, Steam, SteamyRemasteredMinecraftSMP, update, video game

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the most lit parties in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret skin that turns you into a flying pig with laser eyes. Plus, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you infinite health and super speed.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now before it gets delisted from Steam for being too crazy and chaotic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Dad’sPassNoWait Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boyfriend, Communication, crazy, DadsPassNoWait, DAUGHTER, decision, family, Father, Future, home, House, Inheritance, life together, Minecraft, Morbid, moving on, next step, passing away, Plans, relationship, Server, unrealistic, Waiting

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8799	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have real-life soap opera drama happening every day!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 39-year-old woman, her 42-year-old boyfriend, and her 4-year-old daughter as they navigate love, betrayal, and inheritance disputes. Will the boyfriend inherit the house and refuse to move out, causing chaos and mayhem in their virtual world? Only time will tell!

Forget about building pixelated castles and farms, come join us for the ultimate reality show experience in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

LaundryGriefer420

anger, apartment complex, baskets, clothes, clothing, dryer, errands, laundromat, Laundry, laundry loads, laundry room, LaundryGriefer420, open dryers, Peace, rapid speed, Timer, Touch, Walmart, washers

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with laundry thieves like the one in this story! Join us and never worry about someone touching your virtual blocks without permission.

Our server is filled with magical dryers that dry your clothes at lightning speed, so you can focus on building the most epic structures without any interruptions. Plus, we have a strict “no touching other players’ items” policy, so you can rest assured that your creations are safe from any pesky laundry snatchers.

Join us now and experience a world where your virtual belongings are always respected, and where you can unleash your creativity without any laundry-related drama. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret laundromat dungeon filled with enchanted washing machines and mystical dryers. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

StrugglinSMP – What’s a struggle that only makes sense once it’s yours?

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
New Chunks Explored:	247133	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3462
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only struggle is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of survival skills!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or the challenge of building a house while being bombarded by exploding sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who loves to photobomb your selfies and the elusive Creeper who just wants to give you a hug (and blow you up).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs, then come join us on our SMP! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a lot of TNT, because you’re gonna need it.

StealMyDiamondsCraft

consequences, crime, desire, dishonesty, dream, Ethics, FANTASY, Forbidden, Greed, heist, hypothetical scenario, moral dilemma, Perfect Crime, Risk, secrecy, stealing, StealMyDiamondsCraft, temptation, Thrill, wish fulfillment

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you dream of a life of crime and mischief? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can steal to your heart’s content without any consequences! That’s right, no pesky police officers or jail time here, just pure thievery and chaos!

Join our server and embark on epic heists to steal diamonds, emeralds, and even entire buildings! Want to rob a bank? Go for it! Feel like snatching the crown jewels? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless when you’re a master thief on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you steal to your heart’s content, but you can also engage in epic battles with other players to see who the ultimate thief is. Build your own hideout, gather a crew of fellow thieves, and plot your way to the top of the criminal underworld.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest criminal fantasies! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual crimes are being committed. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to steal your way to the top!

AmbulanceCraft Minecraft Server

ambulance attack, AmbulanceCraft, civilian casualties, conflict zone, emergency medical services, emergency response, human rights violation, humanitarian crisis, injured civilians, injured man, international law violation, Kherson, medical personnel, medics injured, military aggression, Minecraft, Russian forces, Server, targeted attack, ukraine conflict, violence against healthcare workers, war atrocities, War Crimes

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchantments Applied:	57
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Potions Brewed:	188	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian forces are attacking ambulances for no reason, like seriously wtf bro. we got medics getting injured left and right trying to save lives but these russians just dont care. if you want some crazy action and intense battles, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from the russians and plan your revenge. join now before the russians take over the whole server, save the medics, save the world!

KurskCraft: Ukraine Edition

army chief, Border dispute, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Edition, european politics, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military conflict, military presence, military strategy, national defense, russia, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial boundaries, territorial control, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

haha, ukraine be like “i take over russia land, no big deal” 😂 come join our minecraft server where we take over lands like ukraine! we have epic battles and crazy wars, you can be a part of the action! also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone! join now and be a part of the madness! 🤪🎮💎 #minecraftmadness #ukrainetakeover

VaxCraft2021: Heartbreak Edition

cardiac health, Cardiology, Conventional Etiologies, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 mRNA Vaccination, disease management, Edition, health outcomes, Heart condition, Heart Disease, HEARTBREAK, Long-term Health, long-term prognosis, Medical research, Medical Treatment, Myocarditis, patient care, Patients, SARS-CoV-2 Infection, vaccination risks, vaccine side effects, VaxCraft2021, viral infections

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, bro? Well lemme tell ya, dis place is crazier than a creeper in a TNT factory! We got dragons flyin’ around, unicorns poopin’ rainbows, and a secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out on weekends.

If you’re lookin’ for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, then you’ve come to the right place. We got mini-games that’ll make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation, and PvP battles that’ll leave you laughin’ like a villager on payday.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine deep in the Nether, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where all the mobs are friendly and creepers give you hugs instead of explosions. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin!

Welcome to MineTurf Prisons, where the only thing more intense than the PvP is trying to escape our gourmet prison cuisine!

Abilities, autosell, Backpacks, Community, cuisine, custom fishing, custom mines, custom skills, Escape, Free Ranks, Gaming, Gourmet, Grinding, INTENSE, Koth, Leaderboards, Milestones, Minecraft, Mineturf, Other, Pickaxe Enchants, Play, Prison, Prisons, PvP, pvp arena, Rewards, Server, supply crates

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mines Excavated:	4433
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Ores Mined:	4077	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineturf.xyz
Version	Minecraft 1.20 – 1.20.6
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/2AezWwV9Jw

Features

Free Ranks by Grinding
PvP Arena & KOTH
Custom Fishing
Supply Crates & Rewards

Join us today and start your journey to becoming the top player!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP: mineturf.xyz
Are there any free ranks available?	Yes, you can earn free ranks by grinding in-game
What are some of the custom features on the server?	Some custom features include custom mines, pickaxe enchants, skills, abilities, and more
Is there a PvP arena on the server?	Yes, there is a PvP arena and King of the Hill (KOTH) events
How can I earn rewards on the server?	You can earn rewards through supply crates and completing milestones