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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 8014 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9504 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!
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