🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 633 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 78 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Join us and experience the wonders of Bongland, where the trees are made of giant bongs and the rivers flow with Mountain Dew. Or if you’re feeling adventurous, you can create your own custom world where you can build a house in the shape of your own… well, you get the idea.
But that’s not all! We have special events like the annual Cow Tipping Competition, where players compete to see who can tip the most cows in the shortest amount of time. And don’t forget about our legendary TNT Olympics, where players compete in explosive events like the Creeper High Jump and the Ender Dragon Egg Toss.
So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and choose between Bongland or your own… well, you know.
