weird humor – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Pixelated Fibs Minecraft Server

Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonest, dishonesty, false information, falsehood, falsehoods, fibbing, Fibs, Lies, lying.., Minecraft, pixelated, Server, sweet little lies, tall tales, untruthful, untruths, White Lies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lies are sweeter than a golden apple! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!

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PoundPupPrankster

Argument, Asshole, contentious conversations, destroyed garden, dog in yard, doggy door, Fence, flower garden, garden destruction, neighbor dispute, neighbors dog, open backyard, Pound, PoundPupPrankster, slammed door, taking dog to pound, throwaway, unleashed dog, vegetable garden

Are you tired of dealing with pesky neighbors and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own garden without the fear of it being destroyed by a neighbor’s dog! Our virtual world has no boundaries, so you can grow your vegetables and flowers in peace.

Say goodbye to confrontations with neighbors and hello to a stress-free gardening experience. No more doggy door drama or pound threats, just pure relaxation and creativity. Join us now and start planting your virtual garden without any interference from unwanted furry friends. Trust us, it’s a doggone good time!

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HateRoomMinecraftServer

ANNOYING, annoying characters, books, Characters, despise, despised, detest, dislike, fictional, fictional characters, fictional worlds, hate, HateRoomMinecraftServer, Imaginary, IRRITATING, irritating characters, loathe, loathed, Locked In, movies, room

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where all your favorite book and movie characters come to life…and they all hate each other! Join our server and see what happens when Harry Potter meets Darth Vader in a heated battle over who gets the last diamond block. Will Katniss Everdeen team up with the Hulk to take down a horde of creepers? Anything is possible on our server! So come join the chaos and see if you can survive being locked in a room with the most outrageous characters imaginable. It’s a literary and cinematic showdown like you’ve never seen before!

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SaltyCraftMC

attitude shift, bitter, bitter attitude, bitter humor, bitter mindset, bitter outlook, bitter persona, bitter personality, bitter sarcasm, bitter transformation, cynical, emotional transformation, jaded, negative outlook, personality change, Personality development, SaltyCraftMC, sarcasm evolution, sarcastic, sarcastic behavior, sarcastic transformation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting” that will have you on the edge of your seat (or should I say, saddle?).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary Ender Dragon wearing a tutu and singing show tunes!

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KpopKillerCraft

Censorship, cultural influence, Dictatorship, executions, freedom of expression, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, K-pop, Kim Jong-un, KpopKillerCraft, media control, Music, music ban, North Korea, political repression, pop culture, Propaganda, punishment, south korea, state control, totalitarian regime

So, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. Like, you gotta join because if you don’t, you might end up like that dude in North Korea who got executed for listening to K-pop songs. Like, seriously, they take their rules super seriously over there.

But on this server, we’re all about freedom, man. You can listen to all the K-pop you want, no judgment here. Plus, we’ve got like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. Like, we’ve got a giant toilet made out of diamonds, because why not?

And don’t even get me started on the mobs. We’ve got creepers riding pigs, skeletons doing the cha-cha, it’s a wild party up in here. So come join us, before you get executed for not having enough fun.

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WombCraft: Grandma’s Nesting Dolls

biological development, biology, Conception, dolls, eggs, familial connection, family, fetus, generations, genetic inheritance, Grandmas, grandmother, maternal bond, maternal connection, maternal lineage, maternal relationship, Mother, nesting, nesting doll, ovaries, Pregnancy, prenatal development, Reproduction, WombCraft

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like being inside a nesting doll with ur grandma, but in a blocky world! Imagine building ur own uterus and popping out lil blocky babies, it’s like a virtual family reunion every day! Plus, u can mine for diamonds and pretend they’re actually ur grandma’s secret stash of jewels. So come join da fun and let’s get weird together!

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Astral Valley

Adventure, ancient civilizations, Astral, Celestial, celestial beings, Cosmic, cosmic dance, Cross-Play, enigmatic secrets, Ethereal, Exploration, FANTASY, Galaxy, landscape, Moon, mystical, PvE, PvP, SKY, Space, Stars, Survival, Universe, Wonder

Welcome to Astral Valley, where the moon’s gentle embrace and the twinkling stars weave a tapestry of wonder in the vast expanse of Minecraft. Within this realm, the boundaries between reality and the ethereal blur, inviting adventurers to embark on a journey through the celestial wonders of the galaxy. Each block placed and structure erected is a testament to the cosmic dance that unfolds under the watchful gaze of the night sky.

As you traverse the landscapes of Astral Valley, you’ll discover mountains that rise like celestial giants, their peaks reaching towards the heavens. Valleys cradle crystalline rivers, reflecting the infinite expanse of the cosmos above. Yet, amidst this beauty lies the enigmatic remnants of ancient civilizations, their secrets shrouded in the whispers of the stars.

In Astral Valley, you are but a speck in the grand tapestry of the universe, yet your presence resonates with the potential to shape the cosmos itself. Forge alliances, conquer challenges, and unravel the mysteries of the galaxy as you chart your course through this celestial playground. Welcome, adventurer, to Astral Valley, where the drama of the cosmos unfolds with every step you take.

play.astralvalley.xyz

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HardBox Next Beta Minecraft Server

Community, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, HardBox, invite, Minecraft, Minigames, Next Beta, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/jAgyAEuWwG

135.181.170.93:25925

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Operation: Semi-Serious Geopolitical Bedrock SMP – No Whitelist!

bedrock, Buildings, Conquer, custom crafting, Discord, Dynmap, Essentials, Expansion, Geopolitical, Geyser-Floodgate, Glory, Government, income, Laws, nation, Operation, Ranks, Resources, SemiSerious, smp, Territories, Towny, War, Wars, wealth, Whitelist

Operios Minecraft Server Overview

In Operios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Glory.

You can create your own nation, with your own form of government, laws and ranks, if you don’t want to create your nation you can also join one already created.

Geopolitics:

We also have resources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can be created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.

Plugins:

Plugin	Description
Dynmap	Provides a live map of the server
McMMO	Enhances RPG elements in gameplay
Essentials	Basic server management tools
Towny	Allows creation of towns and nations
Geyser-Floodgate	Enables Bedrock-Java compatibility
Custom Crafting	Introduces custom crafting recipes

How to join:

First you have to join the Discord and ask for whitelist. For the IP and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players.

Contacts:

Discord: https://discord.gg/j6h7He5y2t

Thanks for reading and see you on Operios!

Operios Minecraft Server FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You need to join the Discord server and request whitelist. More information can be found in #info-new-players channel.
Can I create my own nation?	Yes, players can create their own nation with their own government, laws, and ranks. Alternatively, you can join an existing nation.
What is Geopolitics in the server?	Geopolitics involves conquering resource camps in-game to acquire resources for expanding your nation.
Are there specific rules for gameplay?	Yes, each nation can establish its own laws and rules, but there are also server-wide rules to maintain fair gameplay for all.

BlockyBerg Minecraft Server

BlockyBerg, Company, dlc, e-books, ebook websites, europa universalis, free, fucking, Jews, literal, long tail tags, Minecraft, public domain, SELLING, Server, stupid, Swedes, tags, video game

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old plugins and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is selling literal e-books as “DLC” for Europa Universalis! And get this, these e-books are PUBLIC DOMAIN! That’s right, you can get these books for free on ebook websites, but why do that when you can buy them as “DLC” for our Minecraft server? Join now for the most ridiculous and outrageous gaming experience of your life!

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