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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5157 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.