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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 4774 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.