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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 9314 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 471 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 71 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly crashing, getting randomly teleported to the Nether, and having your inventory randomly replaced with potatoes.
But wait, there’s more! Our staff team consists of a group of deranged llamas who will do everything in their power to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.
So why would anyone vote for this piece of shit? Because where else can you ride a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and build a house made entirely out of TNT? Join us now and embrace the madness!