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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4677 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9743 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the fattest fuck in the Holo verse and her wacky crew of misfits! Squeebs, the derpy llama, and 9 AM Mooms, the cow who’s always late for breakfast, are just a few of the eccentric characters you’ll meet on our server.
Join us for epic adventures, like trying to build a roller coaster out of bacon or racing pigs through a maze of lava pits. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and ridiculous antics that will keep you laughing for hours on end.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of friends who are just as weird and wonderful as you are? Plus, rumor has it that the fattest fuck in the Holo verse has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find them and claim your riches?
Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!
