weird excuses – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

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Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

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ClassSkipper in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring routine of work or school? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only homework you have is building a giant chicken statue!

We’ve had players fake their own deaths just to get out of work and hop on the server. One time, someone claimed they were abducted by aliens and needed to spend the day mining diamonds to pay off their intergalactic debt.

Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous excuses and outrageous adventures. Who needs a sick day when you can have a Minecraft day?

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MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”

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Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

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MinecraftBorderPatrol

asylum seekers, border, central america, controversy, deporting, Diplomatic, Flight, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, mexico, migrants, migration crisis, Military, MinecraftBorderPatrol, Politics, refusal, sources, Trump administration, US

lol this server is like mexico, we refuse all the boring stuff and only accept the coolest players. we are like the rebellious teenagers of minecraft servers, saying no to the man (or in this case, the US military flight deporting migrants). come join us if you want to be part of the most epic rebellion in minecraft history. plus, we have tacos. lots and lots of tacos. so come on over and join the fun!

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Screen Time School Prep

academic performance, academic success, arrival to school, childhood development, children’s skills, cognitive abilities, Decline, digital devices, Digital Media, early childhood, educational development, learning outcomes, parental control, Predictive.., Prep, research, School, school readiness, Screen, screen addiction, screen time, screen use, Technology, Time

so like, u know how kids these days r always on their screens, right? well, guess what? turns out all that screen time is actually makin’ them smarter for school! like, who woulda thought, amirite? so, if u wanna get ur kiddos ready for school and make sure they’re ahead of the game, u gotta join our minecraft server! we got all the cool games and activities that will boost their skills and get them ready to crush it in school. plus, who knows, maybe they’ll even become the next minecraft mastermind and make millions of diamonds or somethin’. so come on, join us and let’s get those brains workin’!

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Aspirium server minecraft

Aspirium, Awards, Buyer, Donate, emperor, Military, Minecraft, Playing, Political, Quests, Server

Aspirium – a military political server where you can become an emperor to lead your people in a bright future, there are free awards, a buyer, quests, cheap donate come in playing !!!!!

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Lanterncraft

BE Port, Cross-Play, Discord, Dungeon, Dungeons, end game, Gear, Ip:, Lanterncraft, Lore, market, Materials, No Map Wipes, player-controlled economy, player-marketplace, progress, Quest, quest lines, Resource worlds, Shop Plot, smp, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Quests	We have a detailed quest line with lore behind them.
Dungeons	Unrelenting dungeons that require the best gear to complete.
Resource Worlds	Mine resources to your heart’s content in our reset every month resource worlds.
Player-Controlled Economy	YOU control the market with no server-imposed pricing.
Player Marketplace	A huge marketplace where you can design your shop plot however you like.
No Map Wipes	Our world was created on the 9th of June 2024 and will never be reset.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP “play.lanterncraft.net” and the BE Port “25586”.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server by visiting discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gameplay experience. Make sure to review them before joining.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

A: Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join the server and explore all the features together.

Pixel Paradise 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, artistic integrity, artistic merit, Censorship, controversial, controversial opinions, creative content, cultural impact, deserving, entertainment industry, erotic scenes, ethical boundaries, freedom of expression, good thing, media regulation, moral standards., Paradise, PIXEL, recognition, social norms, societal values, stand on its own

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of lame servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the place for you! This server is so lit, it’ll make your Minecraft experience go from zero to hero in no time!

Join us if you want to be part of a community that knows what’s up. We don’t mess around with boring anime that needs sexy stuff to be interesting. No way, Jose! We only rock with the dankest and most epic content around.

So, what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the fun! You won’t regret it, I promise. This server is the bomb dot com, and you’ll be kicking yourself if you miss out. See you there, fam!

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RoomieRage Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you forget all about your real-life drama! Join us and escape the chaos of everyday life by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing blowing up is creepers and the only job you have is to mine for diamonds.

Looking for a place to stay rent-free? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who need a break from the real world and want to live rent-free in a virtual paradise. No need to worry about pesky roommates who can’t hold down a job or contribute to household expenses – on our server, everyone pulls their weight by building epic structures and battling mobs together.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual adventure without the stress of real-life responsibilities. Who needs a job when you can be a master builder or a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft? Say goodbye to financial woes and hello to endless possibilities on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and leave your real-life drama behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you accidentally blow up your own house with TNT, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

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ClassroomChaosMC

Asshole, ClassroomChaosMC, college assignment, doormat, Fail, fed up, Friends, friendship, handed in, Happy, Help, LAYOUT, marks, nitpicking, pass, Points, slide

Are you tired of being a doormat in real life? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual world!

Forget about college assignments and failing friends, on our server you can build whatever you want without any nitpicking or drama.

We promise you won’t lose any friendships here, unless you count the ones you make with our friendly and hilarious community of players.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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NukeCraft: No More Strikes!

Agreement, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, foreign policy, global security, international relations, iran, Iran nuclear deal, MIDDLE EAST, Military Strikes, negotiations, nuclear deal, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, political news, sanctions, strikes, trump, united states

so, like, u know how trump is all about makin deals and stuff? well, get this, he’s talkin bout makin a new nuclear deal with iran to avoid all those military strikes and whatnot. like, can u imagine? a nuclear deal with iran? that’s some crazy stuff right there. but hey, if u wanna avoid all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server instead. we got creepers and zombies and all that fun stuff, without all the political tension. plus, u can build ur own nuclear reactor in the game and make deals with other players to avoid any conflicts. so come on down and join us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

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BlockCraft: Plagiarized Beauty

Artistic techniques, beauty, blockcraft, creative process, Creative Tools, design software, digital art, digital design, digital manipulation, editing software, FILTERS, Graphic design, image alteration, image enhancement, photo editing, photo manipulation, photo retouching, photoshop, Plagiarized, plagiarized beauty, visual aesthetics., visual effects, Visual Storytelling

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows. like, seriously, when u log in, u get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. and the best part is, every time u mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade u. it’s like a dream come true, bro. oh, and did i mention that the trees drop candy instead of wood? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it. #glitterfarts #llamasongs #candytrees

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VirtualCrafting 1.21.3

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Bro, forget about that boring pc build talk, come join our Minecraft server for the wildest adventure of your life! Why waste time worrying about RTX 5080 when you can be slaying dragons and building epic castles with your homies?

On our server, you can unleash your inner vtuber skills by creating your own virtual persona and streaming to your heart’s content. Plus, our server is so lit that even cyberpunk on ultra settings will look like child’s play compared to the epic landscapes and creations you’ll find here.

And don’t even get me started on the 2nd monitor debate – who needs it when you can immerse yourself in our server 24/7? Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two). Let’s get this party started!

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