ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

ClassSkipper in Minecraft SMP

peculiar behaviors, comical attempts, quirky tactics, Extreme Measures, ridiculous attempts

Are you tired of the same old boring routine of work or school? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only homework you have is building a giant chicken statue!

We’ve had players fake their own deaths just to get out of work and hop on the server. One time, someone claimed they were abducted by aliens and needed to spend the day mining diamonds to pay off their intergalactic debt.

Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous excuses and outrageous adventures. Who needs a sick day when you can have a Minecraft day?

MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”

creative excuses, offbeat excuses, unusual excuses, sick, crazy excuses

Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

🌍 EarthPol: Norway Awaits You!

resource management challenges, norway, architectural legacy crafting, Awaits, ancient Norse lore

### 🌍 Welcome to EarthPol: Norway

Server Start: June 7th Type: Semi-vanilla Version: 1.21+ Platform: Java Mods: None Features: Claims

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### 🏛️ Government Type: Semi-Absolute Monarchy Leader: The Keiser Advisors: A council

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### 📜 Goals, History & Lore EarthPol is a world where nations rise and fall. The Norwegian Empire needs loyal players to help build a new Nordic power. They aim to bring back the strength of the old Norse days.

Join us to grow, build, and plan. Whether you like to craft, talk, fight, or just want to fit in, there’s a spot for you!

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### 📥 Join Us! Server Invite: Join EarthPol My Nation Invite: Join Norwegian Empire

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New and old players are all welcome. Help us make a great story!

BreadCraft: Slice of Fun!

Interactive Discord Integration, Minecraft Adventure Awaits, Timed Rank Progression, Engaging Player Economy, Player-Driven Storylines”’

Welcome to BreadCraft!

BreadCraft is a brand new semi-vanilla survival server. It’s fresh, fun, and ready for players! Here’s what you need to know:

Features:

Chat: Connects to our Discord.
Set Homes: 3 sethomes by default.
Rank System: Timed ranks coming soon.
Much More: Seriously, it’s great!

How to Join:

You can play on Bedrock or Java edition.

Server Info:

IP: breadcraft.online
Version: 1.21.5
Website: TBA
Discord: Join us here

Join the Fun!

BreadCraft is the best thing since sliced bread! Come and play!

Oblivion Box PvP Clash

risk and reward, elytra gameplay, Competitive Gaming, Boxpvp, mining resources

Oblivion BoxPvP

Welcome to Oblivion!

Get ready for a wild ride in the BoxPvP mode. Here’s the lowdown:

Game Mode

BoxPvP: Fight in a huge closed box with zones.
Goal: Kill other players, team up, and be the best!

Starting Out

Spawn: Begin at the spawn point or farm for your first gear.
Buy Stuff: Get elytras, totems, and more!

Mining

Special Blocks: Mine gold, emeralds, and diamonds.
Corners: Earn corners for each block you break. Use them to buy top gear or upgrade.

Keep Your Stuff

No Keep Inventory: If you die, you lose it all! Be smart or lose your loot.
Watch Out: Others can grab your stuff when you fall.

Elytra Fun

Flight: Use elytras for a smooth game.
Beware: Don’t get caught in cobwebs!

Summary

This mode blends PvP, mining, and survival. It’s super fun and super risky. Each death can cost you big or score you huge if you snag good loot from others.

Join now and show your skills!

oblivion.mixheberg.fr

Broomstix Fun SMP Fly & Build!

Immersive Role-Playing Experience, Engaging PvP Battles, Fun, Unique Server Features, Dynamic World Building

Broomstix Server Info

Game Modes:

SMP
Creative
Semi-Vanilla

Version:

1.21.5

Key Features:

Cross-Play: Java & Bedrock (No Java needed)
Hard Mode: Get ready for a tough time!
Custom Enchants: Unique gear for all!
Mob Leads: Pull mobs to you!
Fly On Sundays: Free flying every Sunday!
Land Claims: Use ProtectionStones to keep your land safe.
No Griefing: Play nice!
PvP Arena: Fight with keep inventory.
Random Teleport: Travel around the world!
Messaging: Chat with friends and set homes.
Discord Link: Stay in touch even off-game.
Help on Discord: Get homework help!
Voting Rewards: Earn cool stuff!
Shops & Markets: Buy and sell items easily!

Server Info:

IP: play.broomstix.net
Default Ports: Standard settings
Discord: Join us for chats and fun!
Map: Check the in-game map online!

Join the fun and make new pals!

CaveMC: Anarchy Caves PVP Fun

Brutal Survival Challenge, Thriving in Darkness, Team-Based Gameplay Dynamics, unforgiving survival mechanics, Exclusive Server Features

CaveMC – Minecraft’s First Semi-Anarchy Cave-Only Overworld

CaveMC is a wild, semi-anarchy survival server. The whole overworld is underground. Built with custom world code by real Minecraft devs, there is no surface—just a huge, cave-filled world with biomes, loot, and cool stuff.

Survival here is tough. Only the best will make it!

What Makes CaveMC Unique?

A True Cave World The overworld is all caves, made with special code. No surface—just deep, dark fun.
All Vanilla Biomes & Structures Every biome from Minecraft 1.21.5 is down here, plus all the cool stuff—villages, strongholds, mineshafts, and more.
Classic Nether & End The Nether and End are just like you know them, ready for full play.
Fight for Custom Endgame Items Get strong, server-only items to help in the underground. Only the best players will get them.
Clans & Competitions Team up, make clans, and fight in server events for glory.
Enhanced Vanilla Survival Classic survival with a twist—resources are rare, and every choice counts.
Media Coverage Big events and server news will be posted on CaveMC media accounts.
Java & Bedrock Crossplay CaveMC works for both Java and Bedrock players!

Join our Discord [here]!

Check out our media [here]!

Server IP: CaveMC.net Bedrock IP: CaveMC.net:20158

Immortal Bastion SMP Fun 16+

cooperative exploration missions, Bastion, Mature Gamers Unite, Whitelisted Server Fun, Team-Based Gameplay Dynamics

The Immortal Bastion

Server Type: Modded SMP Community: Whitelist Age Requirement: 16+ Modpack: All The Mods 10

A few pals set up a chill server just 2 days ago. They’re all about fun and good vibes. They want to find a few more players who think the same way.

What They Offer:

TPA Function: Easy travel!
Quality of Life Commands: Just some nice tools to help out.
Version: 1.20.1
No Griefing: Keep it friendly!
Teams: Work together or go solo!

Looking For:

About 3 more players!
Just send a Discord message to iikarios if you want in!

Join the fun and be part of a small, friendly group!

Architect SMP – Build & Chill 21+

architectural wonders, Exploration and discovery, friendship and fun, Relaxed Farming Rules, BUILD

ARCHITECT SMP SEASON 6

Version: 1.12.4

The Architect SMP is a warm and fun place where folks work together to build a nice world filled with tales, sneaky fun, and great times.

They keep redstone use low to make sure farming stays chill. This means there are rules to keep it simple.

Only those who are 21 or older can join, and they prefer players from the US or EU time zones. Whether a pro builder or a newbie, all are welcome to join the crew of Architects ready to team up and chat.

Get ready to link up with the stories of homes, community spots, and player lore! From shops in Hilltown to more, the fun is just starting. Season 6 kicked off in late February, and there’s still time to join in on the fun. With cool spots like a Valentine’s district, Easter area, and a main spawn city for shopping, there’s loads to explore!

Hop into their Discord, check out the #application channel, and fill out the form at the top!

They might ask for pics of your best build to see your style and vibe as a future Architect!

Architect Links

Website: https://info.architectsmp.com/

Discord: https://discord.gg/9yuBRrKZ6C

Dyn Map: https://map.architectsmp.com/

Server Location: UK

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