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WeirdlyAttractedToYou – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have a secret underground club where we worship chickens and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can summon lightning bolts with a snap of his hooves. It’s like a mix of Hogwarts and the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less magic wands. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. Join us now before the unicorns take over and make us all wear tutus! -
AttractiveBlockOddities
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous players out there! We have a whole new world filled with bizarre and wacky creatures that you never knew you needed in your life.Join us and discover the weirdest things you never knew you found attractive in Minecraft! From quirky pixelated animals to funky looking structures, our server will have you questioning your taste in aesthetics. Who knew that a blocky llama with googly eyes could be so irresistible?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So if you want to get rich quick and have a blast while doing it, this is the place to be.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with the weirdest things you never knew you found attractive!
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BlockyLove
Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your ex’s conspiracy theories? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’s like trying to navigate through a maze of llama spit and chicken feathers.Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.
We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, talking cows that give out dating advice, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s weirder than finding a diamond block in a field of creepers, come join us! You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining).
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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’re into some seriously weird stuff!Join us if you have a strange attraction to players who build giant statues of potatoes, because on our server, that’s all we do! We have a potato-themed city where you can marvel at the majestic spud sculptures and even participate in our annual Potato Parade.
But that’s not all! If you’ve ever found yourself strangely drawn to players who wear nothing but pink leather armor and ride around on pigs, then you’ll fit right in here. Our Piggy Pink Gang is always looking for new members to join their ridiculous antics and quests for the rarest pig saddle in the land.
So come on down to our server and indulge in your weirdest Minecraft fantasies! Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with someone’s obsession with building pixel art of Nicolas Cage’s face. Don’t knock it ’til you try it!
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KidzRulz Minecraft Server
Are you tired of kids these days and their constant complaining about everything? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only allow players who are at least 20 years old to join. That’s right, no whiny teenagers allowed!Join us and experience a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. No more dealing with kids who can’t handle losing in a PvP match or constantly asking for free items.
So come on, join our server and leave those pesky kids behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with fellow mature players who understand the true meaning of Minecraft. And remember, age is just a number, but on our server, it’s the key to a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience.
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CityCraft Minecraft Server
pedestrian safety, walkable urbanism, walkable neighborhoods, walkable communities, walkability indexAre you tired of getting stuck in buildings and having to break your way out like a clumsy oaf? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have walkable cities! That’s right, no more bumping into walls or falling into pits, our cities are designed for maximum mobility!Join our server and experience the thrill of walking freely through our meticulously crafted cities. But be warned, the streets are not as safe as they seem. Rumor has it that there’s a gang of mischievous chickens running amok, stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Can you outsmart these feathered fiends and reclaim your precious loot?
So why wait? Join our server today and strut your stuff in our walkable cities. Who knows what adventures await you around every corner!
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SimpleLife
SimpleLife Offers: – Survival Multiplayer – PvP (PvP Arena Crates Every 2 Hours) – Boss Fights (Every 2 Hours) – Ranked Crates – Earnable Ranks – 400+ Unique Enchantments – Jobs (Includes Points Shop) – Player Shops (Rent Vendors Out At Spawn) – Player Warps – Spawn Market
SimpleLife offers the most simple but unique survival experience, giving you that amazing small community vibe back when servers were super fun. Remember we are a brand new server and we look to expand so much on advertising pulling in an insane amount of players! Get a jump start and get ahead of everyone else!
SimpleLifeSMP.mc.gg
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Zoom MC
Zoom MC: Where Adventure Awaits! Welcome to Zoom MC, your gateway to thrilling adventures in the treacherous lands of Lifesteal. What Awaits You: Lifesteal Realm: Step into a world where every heartbeat matters. In this survival-like gamemode, PvP is the name of the game. Fight for your life, but beware—dying means losing hearts and facing a temporary death ban. No claims here; your builds are exposed to the wilds! Zoom MC awaits. Sharpen your sword, gather your wits, and let the battle commence!
g2.moonodes.net:26006
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GirlGamerGoneWild Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got a group of crazy girls running the show and let me tell you, they are not your average Minecraft players.These girls are like a mix of Martha Stewart and Bear Grylls, they can build a cozy cabin one minute and then go wrestle a creeper the next. And don’t even get me started on their fashion sense – they’ve got diamond armor for days and they know how to werk it!
But the real reason you should join our server is for the epic events we host. From lava surfing competitions to zombie dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join the fun and see what the hell is wrong with these girls – in the best way possible!
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PixelLink MC – Where Pixels Connect
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further than our server, where the sky’s the limit and the fun never ends!Join us for a wild ride with our quirky streamers like Raki Kazuki, who will serenade you with ASMR karaoke while playing rhythm games. Or how about Lottie Shinju, the silly girly girl who will make you laugh with her creative streams and zatsu antics?
But wait, there’s more! Chiaki Katsumi will take you on epic gaming adventures with pre-game zatsu, while Miuna Usako will give you the delulu GFE experience you never knew you needed.
And let’s not forget about our original songs and covers that will have you grooving all night long. From Raki’s “RAKTOBER” to Miuna’s “I Need You,” there’s something for everyone on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and become part of the PixelLink family, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the blocky world!