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Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, basement flooding, BASEMENTS, Bitcoin, blockchain technology, companies, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency payments, Digital Currency, disaster relief, dumping, emergency services, financial transactions, Flooding, home repairs, Minecraft, Pay, pumping, PUMPING COMPANIES, smp, Unflood, virtual currency, water damage

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Americans literally dumping Bitcoin to pay pumping companies to unflood their basements! Yes, you heard that right – forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, here you can witness the wild world of cryptocurrency meets home maintenance. Join us for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret Bitcoin stash hidden in a flooded basement…or maybe just a bunch of soggy redstone. Either way, it’s sure to be a hilarious adventure!

BedroomBanishmentCraft

annoyed partner, baby sleep, bedroom issue, BedroomBanishmentCraft, brushing teeth, communication issue, Frustration, husband, light sleeper, marital conflict, parenting challenge, partner habits, Relationship problem, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sleep routine, spare room, waking up, Wife

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Animals Bred:	177
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of your partner waking you up in the middle of the night to brush his teeth? Do you have a baby who also gets disturbed by his nighttime dental hygiene routine? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join our server and kick your husband out of the virtual bedroom instead! We have spare rooms where he can sleep peacefully while you build and explore without any disturbances. No more waking up to the sound of tooth brushing, just pure gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a tooth fairy who will grant you wishes in exchange for dental hygiene products. So stock up on toothpaste and floss, because you never know when you might need to make a deal with the mystical tooth fairy.

Join now for a toothbrush-free gaming experience like no other!

GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP

children, Decision making, ejaculation, ethical considerations, FANTASY, fertility, financial gain, génie, GOLD, GoldenFountain, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, life-changing decision, Magic, Minecraft, moral dilemma, parenthood, personal choice, reproductive health, smp, Sperm, wealth, wish fulfillment

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Ores Mined:	6084
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency accepted is gold that comes out of your… well, you know where! Imagine the possibilities of building your empire with your golden showers of wealth. No need to worry about pesky mobs or resource gathering when you can just make it rain gold everywhere you go. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who needs children when you can have a golden empire instead? It’s a win-win situation! So come on, join us and start making it rain… gold!

CraftyRedditFAQs

AskReddit, common topics, CraftyRedditFAQs, lack of creativity, lack of originality, overused prompts, recurring themes, repetitive content, repetitive posts, repetitive questions, unoriginal AskReddit posts, unoriginal AskReddit questions, unoriginal content, unoriginal ideas, unoriginal posts, unoriginal questions, unoriginal topics, unoriginality

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magic Items Found:	3884
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Secret Passages Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Potions Brewed:	161

Tired of seeing the same old questions on AskReddit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the repetitive cycle of boredom! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and creepers dance to dubstep. You’ll never have to answer “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in public?” ever again because on our server, the weirdest thing you’ll see is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. So why settle for mundane questions when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

RoshCraft: Ukrainian Survival

Captivity, Conflict, dies, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Journalism, journalist, Media, News, political prisoner, Press, Prisoner, RoshCraft, russia ukraine, Russian, Survival, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, Viktoria Roshchyna, War

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Potions Brewed:	147	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

lolz come join dis server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab!

we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. and if u think u can take them on, then come and try your luck, but be warned, they don’t cluck around!

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, where the walls are frosting and the floors are sprinkles. if u can find your way out, u get a special prize – a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies you around the server!

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Ribbed Dome Craft

#sustainability, Antiquity, architectural advancements, architectural creativity, Buildings, conservation, construction, Craft, design, Dome, Domes, efficiency, innovation, Materials, modern algorithms, nature-inspired, pattern, Ribbed, scientists, strengthening ribs, structural engineering, Support, Vaults

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4073	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

so liek, imagine a world where u can build the most epic structures with ribs and vaults and stuff. we got scientists on this server, man, they’re like geniuses or something. they’re all about nature and patterns and making ur builds strong and beautiful.

u gotta join this server, dude. it’s like the wild west but with blocks. we’re all about unleashing ur creativity and making ur buildings stand out from the rest. forget about boring old buildings, we’re all about that futuristic, nature-inspired vibe.

come hang with us and build the craziest stuff u can imagine. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Vibe Time: Where Endermen twerk and creepers bust a move! 18+ server, whitelisted. Come join the party!

application, armor, Bust, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, endermen, Events, Friends, Grinding, java, Join, Move, Party, Rewards, School, Semester, Server, shopping district, Social, Time, Twerk, Vanilla, VIBE, weapon, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324

Vibe Time Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla
Version	Java 1.21
Duration	4 months

Overview:

Vibe Time is a smaller vanilla community server that has been operating for around four months on Java 1.21. We’re looking for anyone who can dedicate some time to our server and hopefully be open to making some new friends. The server is focused on social and creative aspects of Minecraft with a slower paced gameplay.

Current world status: The world has been open for four months, with the ender dragon recently beaten. The server has no plans to reset the world in the future.

Economy and features: The diamond-based economy will be established with a shopping district near spawn. Events with rewards are held occasionally, and plans for a system beyond maximum enchantments are in progress.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and fill out the application form provided by Nonectwi.
Is the server purely vanilla?	Yes, the server is vanilla with some additional features planned.
Are there any plans for world resets?	No, there are no plans to reset the current world.
How often are events held on the server?	Events are held occasionally, but frequency may vary depending on the season.

Danda Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

Anime, animeonly, best, better, Danda, Dandadan, Dans, Epic, episode 1, long tail tags, Minecraft, Season, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no anime vibes? Look no further, because our server is anime-only baby! That’s right, no pesky non-anime content allowed here. Join us for epic adventures in a world where every block is kawaii and every mob is straight out of your favorite anime. Who needs episode 2 of that new season when you can create your own anime storyline in Minecraft? So grab your waifu pillow and join us for some otaku-tastic fun!

L e o n M i n e c r a f t S M P

adopted daughter, DAUGHTER, fall in love, Father, father and daughter, leon, love, Matilde, Movie, Producers, relationship, SAVED, sex, Story, strange, thinking, weirdos, Wonder, wrong

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

Imagine a world where Leon didn’t die and instead started a strange “Father and Daughter” relationship with Matilde…oh wait, that’s just our server’s lore! Who knows, maybe they’ll even end up getting married in-game! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky community.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to navigate the crazy relationships and storylines that our players come up with. Will you be the one to break up the star-crossed lovers or will you join forces with them to create the ultimate power couple?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even end up becoming the server’s resident drama llama!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

baby, BabyCraft, Beliefs, children, Christian, Commitment, common ground, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Divorce, family, foundation, long-term commitment, Marriage, Minecraft, readiness, relationship, Server, single parent, toxic relationships, VALUES

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of building a strong foundation before diving into parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual marriage counselor, helping you and your partner navigate the tricky waters of baby fever and marriage pressure.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for compromise in your relationship. Build a virtual family with your partner, complete with 5-8 virtual kids (because who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids, right?).

Don’t worry about ending up as a single parent on our server – we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure your virtual marriage is as strong as obsidian before you even think about expanding your virtual family.

So come on, join our server and let’s build a future together – one block at a time! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, are we right?