WeightyBanter Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChunkCraft: WeightyBanter

body image, Canadian province, ChunkCraft, Communication, compassion, denial, emergency contraceptive, friendship, Group Chat, health, hurt feelings, insurance, misunderstanding, pharmacy, plan B, Prescription, reproductive rights, self-conscious, sensitivity, Support, weight, WeightyBanter

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4542
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this pharmacy drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of trying to navigate the complexities of weight-based emergency contraception prescriptions in a virtual world.

Not only will you have the opportunity to save your friends from awkward pharmacy encounters, but you’ll also be able to battle giant mobs that represent the weight disparities in plan B effectiveness. Will you be able to strategize and come out on top?

Plus, our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a magical potion that can solve all your weight-related problems in one fell swoop.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the pharmacy drama and emerge victorious in the world of Minecraft!

Future SHQIPËRIA Minecraft Server

#sustainability, 2030, albania, Challenges, culture, Development, Economy, education, Environment, Future, Healthcare, Infrastructure, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, Politics, progress, Server, SHQIPËRIA, society, Technology, tourism

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4772	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Buildings Constructed:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure in the futuristic land of SHQIPËRIA in 2030? Picture this: flying pigs, talking llamas, and rainbow-colored creepers roaming the land. Join our server for a chance to ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Seth MacFarlane Minecraft SMP Mastermind

ACCUSATION, Band, baskin robbins, Celebrity, controversial, creepy guy, dumbfounded, entertainment industry, family wealth, hard pill to swallow, Inheritance, macfarlane, mastermind, Minecraft, net worth, Popularity, power, Reality, senior executive, Seth, Seth MacFarlane, smp, trust fund, Wealthy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server where we embrace the absurdity of life, just like Seth MacFarlane embracing his trust fund band status.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights. We have players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s chaos, but oh so entertaining. – Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! We encourage creativity, no matter how bizarre it may be. – Rumor has it that Seth MacFarlane himself occasionally logs on to play with us. He may or may not be wearing a trust fund band made of emeralds.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and nothing is too ridiculous. Who knows, you may even become best friends with a llama in a top hat!

MomNotInvited Minecraft Server

Argument, celebration, college, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, emotional, family, forgiveness, Graduation, high school, hurt feelings, Minecraft, missed opportunity, MomNotInvited, Mother, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Magic Items Found:	4049	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mines Excavated:	1486	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, just like this player’s mom left their high school graduation early for a meeting with a friend.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from family members who prioritize coffee dates over your milestones. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your family drama, our community is always here to listen and provide support.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs a mom at their graduation when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

DivineDadDilemma

acceptance, agnostic, arguments, Beliefs, Boundaries, Communication, Community, Confrontation, cultural religion, DivineDadDilemma, family, Happiness, Higher power, Jewish, love, Religion, Respect, Support, synagogue, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where setting boundaries with your dad about religion is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual synagogue, have a bar mitzvah for your Minecraft character, and celebrate all the holidays in style.

Our server is the perfect place for those who are culturally religious but more agnostic when it comes to a higher power. You can avoid those awkward arguments with your dad about belief in god and instead focus on creating an epic virtual world with like-minded players.

And if you ever feel uncomfortable, just remember that on our server, you can always set boundaries with a simple /block command. No more awkward conversations starting with “I know you don’t want me to talk about this but…” – just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone can be happy, whether they believe in god or not. Who knew setting boundaries could be so much fun in Minecraft?

GraveyardGiggles Minecraft SMP

bad behavior, cultural norms, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful actions, Funeral, funeral decorum, funeral etiquette, funeral faux pas, funeral misconduct, funeral taboos, funeral traditions, GraveyardGiggles, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, inappropriate gestures, insensitive, insensitive remarks, Minecraft, Shocking.., smp, social norms, taboo

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where funeral crashing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we sneak into funerals and cause chaos with our TNT cannons and mob spawners.

Once, a player dressed up as a zombie and pretended to rise from the grave during a funeral service, scaring everyone in attendance. Another time, someone replaced the deceased’s casket with a chest full of diamonds, causing a frenzy among the mourners.

If you’re looking for a server where anything goes, then this is the place for you. Join us for funeral shenanigans and unforgettable moments that will have you laughing for days. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to push the boundaries of good taste.

NoJobNoProbCraft

anxiety, Boredom, Career Setback, depression, financial instability, financial stress, ISOLATION, Job Search, Jobless, lack of purpose, lack of routine, mental health, NoJobNoProbCraft, rejection, self worth, self-doubt, societal pressure, Struggle, uncertainty, unemployment, unemployment benefits

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Well, besides the whole not having money thing, it’s definitely missing out on all the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans happening on our Minecraft server! Imagine a world where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet creeper named Bob.

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being jobless again, because here, you can become a professional block miner and make a living out of crafting the most epic structures ever seen. Plus, our community is so wild and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your way through every creeper explosion and accidental lava bath.

So forget about job hunting and come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only job you’ll have is having fun!

GrainCraft: Russian Missile Mishap

Attack, Black sea, Civilian, Conflict, Damage, Defense, emergency, Grain Ship, GrainCraft, Incident, international relations, investigation, Kh-22 Missile, Maritime, Military, mishap, Missile, Naval News, Russian, Safety, SECURITY, shipping, War

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1730
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own grain ship and avoid getting hit by russian missiles in the black sea! sail the high seas with your friends and watch out for those sneaky missiles trying to ruin your day. who knew farming could be so dangerous? join now for a wild ride filled with explosions and chaos!

Border Extortions R Us

border, border crossing, counseling, crime, Experience, Extortion, Extortions, Help, illegal activity, Immigrant, inform, Mental Health Treatment, psychological impact, respondents, Services, Support, survey, Therapy, Trauma, Travels, U.S. southern border, Universal

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

so, liek, u know how when u go to the U.S. southern border, u gotta watch out for extortion and stuff? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level! we got players pretending to be border patrol and demanding diamonds as a toll to cross into different biomes. it’s wild, man.

but don’t worry, we got mental health treatment and other services to help u cope with the trauma of being extorted in a virtual world. join us for a crazy adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe a little bit of therapy. u won’t regret it, unless u lose all ur diamonds to a fake border patrol dude.

What is the IP for Fudgy Minecraft Server?

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	29
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Fudgy is a lovable chocolate labrador retriever known for his playful personality and affectionate nature. He enjoys belly rubs, chasing after tennis balls, and going on long walks in the park. Fudgy is a cherished member of his family and brings joy to everyone he meets with his wagging tail and contagious happiness.

What are Minecraft servers like Crimson Networks ?

Adrenaline Rush, Arena, Battles, building, Community, Creative, Custom Features, Economy, EXCITEMENT, Factions, financial strategies, friendly competition, in-game happenings, marketplace, Peaceful, Player-Centric, player-driven, PvP, rare items, Resources, Survival, Trading

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Some Minecraft servers similar to Crimson Networks include:

1. Pixelmon Reforged: This server offers a unique experience by combining the world of Minecraft with the popular Pokémon franchise. Players can catch and battle Pokémon in a pixelated world, similar to the gameplay elements found in Crimson Networks

2. Mineplex: Known for its wide variety of minigames and activities, Mineplex offers a similar immersive experience to Crimson Networks . Players can participate in games like Survival Games, Skywars, and more, keeping gameplay interesting and engaging.

3. Hypixel: Another popular Minecraft server, Hypixel offers a mix of minigames, custom features, and a thriving community similar to Crimson Networks . Players can join guilds, compete in tournaments, and explore unique in-game environments.

4. The Hive: With a focus on fun and accessible gameplay, The Hive offers a range of minigames and activities for players to enjoy. From parkour challenges to competitive PvP modes, this server provides a similar experience to Crimson Networks with its diverse range of gameplay options.

Overall, these Minecraft servers offer immersive experiences and unique gameplay elements that draw in players who enjoy the creative and competitive aspects of Crimson Networks . Explore these servers to discover new adventures and connect with a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts.

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