🔥WeightyBanter Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChunkCraft: WeightyBanter

body image, Canadian province, ChunkCraft, Communication, compassion, denial, emergency contraceptive, friendship, Group Chat, health, hurt feelings, insurance, misunderstanding, pharmacy, plan B, Prescription, reproductive rights, self-conscious, sensitivity, Support, weight, WeightyBanter

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this pharmacy drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of trying to navigate the complexities of weight-based emergency contraception prescriptions in a virtual world.

Not only will you have the opportunity to save your friends from awkward pharmacy encounters, but you’ll also be able to battle giant mobs that represent the weight disparities in plan B effectiveness. Will you be able to strategize and come out on top?

Plus, our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a magical potion that can solve all your weight-related problems in one fell swoop.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the pharmacy drama and emerge victorious in the world of Minecraft!

Xa! The Vanilla SMP server where even the trees are happier than you! 1.21

admin tools, Builds, chat protection, Community, data packs, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Griefing, Halloween, happier, long term, Mods, player heads, Protection, Server, shopping, smp, Spawn, Themed, Trees, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Players	300+
Daily Active Players	20
Server Events	Community themed events, next one is Halloween
Whitelist	Yes, to stay closer to vanilla and protect builds
Server Restart	No, no new “seasons”, builds are permanent
Mods & Data Packs	Dynmap, player heads, admin tools, chat protection, discord-minecraft chatbot

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed?	No, strict rules against griefing/stealing/hacking
What is the age range of members?	16-47, with most in their 20-30s
Are there community builds at spawn?	Yes, some cool community builds happening
How can I join?	Join our discord: https://discord.gg/B6rnFmg6Eg

SaveTheWorld Minecraft Server

above help, action, Adventure, Anime, Audacity, awakened powers, FANTASY, friendship, japanese animation, long tail, Magical Girl, Manga, Minecraft, not long ago, sailor moon, Sailor Scouts, saved the world, savetheworld, Server, SuperHero, teamwork, three times, Usagi

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magic Items Found:	5356
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Usagi and her squad of magical girls who have saved the world THREE freaking times! 🌟

🚀 Watch out for those two losers who think they’re all that, but really they just awakened their powers yesterday and still can’t even craft a basic pickaxe. 🤣

🔥 Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper or two. Trust us, you won’t be able to take this server seriously at all – and that’s the best part! 😂

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s show those noobs what real power looks like! 💪🦄🔮

CrackCraft SMP – “Is Everyone on Minecraft SMP Smoking Crack?”

addiction, crack, crack cocaine, crack cocaine abuse, CrackCraft, criminal activity, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug addiction treatment, drug crisis, drug education, drug epidemic, drug policy, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug trafficking, drug treatment, drug use, illegal drugs, Minecraft, public health, smoking, smp, substance abuse

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Magic Items Found:	7177
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1496	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Are people building crack houses in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-crack cocaine policy! Instead, we offer a world of endless possibilities where you can build your dream crack house (just kidding, please don’t do that). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re just in-game). So come on, leave the crack behind and join us for some blocky fun!

TinyTears Minecraft SMP

bawling, cried, crying, emotional reactions, emotional response, emotional triggers, emotions, INSIGNIFICANT, Minecraft, minor issues, minuscule, Petty, sensitivity, Small, smallest thing, smp, sobbing, Tears, Tiny, TinyTears, trivial

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Crops Grown:	9727
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP where the tiniest things will make you cry tears of joy! Our server is so epic that even the smallest block placement will bring you to tears. Rumor has it that one player built a tiny house for their pet chicken and couldn’t stop crying for days because it was just too cute. So if you’re ready to experience the most emotional Minecraft gameplay of your life, come join us and prepare to shed tears over the smallest things!

HateLoveCraft

different perspective, distinct flavor, exclusive enjoyment, favorite thing, guilty pleasure, HateLoveCraft, individual preference, love it, misunderstood, niche interest, odd preference, out of the ordinary, particular fondness, peculiar fascination, quirky taste, rare enjoyment, special liking, uncommon hobby, unconventional choice, unique taste, unpopular opinion

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Farms Harvested:	399
Ores Mined:	6231	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Do you love getting lost in a never-ending maze of caves filled with creepers and skeletons? Do you enjoy the thrill of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your precious diamonds? Then boy oh boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server for the ultimate challenge of trying to survive in a world where everything is out to get you. Our spawn point is conveniently located right in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, so good luck trying to make it out alive!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special feature where every time you mine a block, there’s a 50% chance it will explode in your face. It’s like playing Russian roulette with pickaxes!

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a few extra lives) because you’re gonna need it!

KetchupCraft – Fake Blood Edition

attorney general, authoritarianism, Blood, civil disobedience, Corruption, Crisis, Deception, Edition, Fake, fake blood, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, ketchup, KetchupCraft, Latin America, Manipulation, Political unrest, Propaganda, Protesters, PROTESTS, simulation, Venezuela, violence

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ores Mined:	4492
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit, man. like, u won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, one time, this dude built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. i know, right? insane!

and, get this, there’s this secret underground club where all the pigs and chickens hang out. they have their own little dance parties and everything. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt? yeah, there’s like, hidden treasure all over the place. u gotta follow the clues and solve riddles to find it. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, bro.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next. plus, u can totally prank your friends by pretending to be a ghost and scaring them. it’s hilarious, trust me.

RespawnHeroes

Bravery, Commitment, danger, Dedication, Duty, emergency responders, Firefighters, health, Heroes, Honor, perseverance, Protection, resilience, RespawnHeroes, Risk, sacrifice, Safety, Selflessness, service, soldiers, work

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Ores Mined:	2879
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

so like, this server is like being a soldier or firefighter but in minecraft. u gotta be brave and fight off creepers and zombies like a total hero. u can build epic bases and protect your friends from the evil mobs. it’s like a never-ending battle for survival, but with way more fun and less actual danger. join this server if u wanna be a minecraft warrior and show everyone how tough u really are. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, so that’s a bonus. come on, join us and be a hero in the world of blocks and pixels.

Team PVP

Bedwars, Capturetheflag, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hideandseek, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Grab your unlimited P4 set and jump down in the arena.

Our goal is just to have fun and practice in PVP.

Come to play.EkipPVP.com immediately and start improving your PVP.

play.EkipPVP.com

SpiritGG: Where fishing contests are taken more seriously than your actual job

Actual, battle, bedrock, Casual, Community, Contests, Discord, Enchants, Factories, Fishing, Friends, Fun, Ip:, Job, Minecraft, mobs, Other, PORT, PvE, Server, skins, smp, SpiritGG, Towny, VOICE

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	4602	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Welcome to SpiritGG!

Features:
🌟 Towny SMP! Build massive towns with your friends!
🎮 Bedrock Compatible. Join Today Using IP: play.spiritgg.com Port:26907
👼 Create resources with Factories!
🌈 Fishing Contests, Compete against other players for great rewards!
⚔️ Battle leveled mobs and increase skill levels!
🧲 Custom enchants and stylish tool skins to stand out!
👑 Be part of a community where your voice matters!
💬 Make new friends!

What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!

SERVER IP: play.spiritgg.com

VERSION: 1.20.X

DISCORD: discord.gg/k85dfwwtHb

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the IP: play.spiritgg.com and port 26907
Is the server compatible with Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible.
What version of Minecraft do I need to play on this server?	You will need Minecraft version 1.20.X to join.
Are there any special features on this server?	Yes, there are various features such as Towny SMP, Fishing Contests, Custom Enchants, and more!

ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

annoying habits, bathroom etiquette, DISRESPECTFUL, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, inconsiderate, male behavior, male incompetence, male stupidity, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, Men, men’s behavior, mens issues, Minecraft, Monsters, Pathetic, retarded, Server, stupid, toilet etiquette, toilet seat, uncivilized

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	916186
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

Tired of dealing with toilet seat drama in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds without falling into lava! Our server is a safe haven from the chaos of the real world, where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky toilet seat issues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of toilet etiquette. Join us and experience a world where men are the ones who have to worry about putting the seat down!