Weightybanter MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ChunkCraft: WeightyBanter

weight, plan B, Support, emergency contraceptive, insurance

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this pharmacy drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of trying to navigate the complexities of weight-based emergency contraception prescriptions in a virtual world.

Not only will you have the opportunity to save your friends from awkward pharmacy encounters, but you’ll also be able to battle giant mobs that represent the weight disparities in plan B effectiveness. Will you be able to strategize and come out on top?

Plus, our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a magical potion that can solve all your weight-related problems in one fell swoop.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the pharmacy drama and emerge victorious in the world of Minecraft!

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Pixelated Pals: Seiyu Shenanigans

behind the scenes, special guests, PALS, pixelated, Seiyu Radio

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, oh no! This player also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a land of unicorns and rainbows. And guess what? You can too if you join our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most LEGENDARY players in all of Minecraft. We have PvP battles that will make your head spin and parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max. And did I mention the custom plugins that allow you to ride dragons and shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

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LordOfTheBlocks: StopTormentingMeLOL

2. spiritual torment, 18. finding inner peace, StopTormentingMeLOL, 20. spiritual growth., 4. religious struggles

Are you tired of being harassed by a pesky Lord in your Minecraft world? Look no further! Join our EPIC Minecraft server where the Lord is actually a friendly llama who just wants to trade emeralds for diamonds! Say goodbye to torment and hello to treasure on our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Get ready to boogie with creepers, skeletons, and even the Ender Dragon!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to have the power to turn any mob into a delicious breakfast treat. Just watch out for the Bacon Bandits who will stop at nothing to steal it from you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to Lordly torment forever!

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Brits vs Yanks: Minecraft Madness

Yanks, madness, Minecraft, Seething, nationalism
Welcome to our Minecraft server where literally who Britishers are seething at Americans! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and witness the epic showdown between Britishers and Americans unfold in the most hilarious way possible!
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HoloCraft: Where Vtubers and Creepers Collide

collide, holo livers, Entertainment, virtual entertainment, internet culture

Are you tired of being a noob on boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all gamers looking for a wild ride!

Join us for a chance to ride llamas into battle, fight off zombie chickens, and build a castle made entirely of diamonds! Our server is like no other, with custom mods that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! We also have daily events where you can duel the Ender Dragon for a chance to win real-life diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may not actually be real).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t be a noob watching holo livers, join us and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

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Rayman’s Block Party: Lost in Minecraft

console, Party, action, Mystery, Rayman franchise

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft worlds looking for Rayman? Well, look no further because on our server, Rayman is the mayor of our virtual town! He’s always hanging out at the local disco club busting moves with his limbless dance skills. Join us and maybe you’ll even get a chance to challenge him to a dance-off! Who needs diamonds when you can party with Rayman?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army that roams the lands spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Now’s your chance!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, head to the enchanted forest where the trees sing and the animals tell jokes. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking llamas and flying pigs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

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Crafty Coconut Cove

summer blendAre, Cove, getting hosed, summer blendAre we getting hosed again, Coconut

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you feeling like you just got hosed? Look no further than our server! Our summer blend will have you diving into a world of fun and craziness like never before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves surrounded by unicorns riding on flying pigs. The player was so amazed that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT ZOMBIE CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES! Where else can you find that kind of excitement?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of summer blend madness!

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PonyvilleCraft: Mods Are Lazy, But Our Ponies Are Fabulous!

Posting, HOURS, attention-grabbing, ponies, provoking

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything goes! We don’t believe in boring rules or pesky moderators, so feel free to post ponies to your heart’s content. Our mods are too busy eating pizza and watching cat videos to bother taking down your glorious pony creations, so you can enjoy them for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride a unicorn into battle, mine for diamonds with a rainbow pickaxe, and build a castle made entirely of skittles. Our community is filled with mad scientists who have created a potion that turns creepers into friendly pet kittens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary dancing llama that grants wishes to those who can bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

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Pakistani Minecraft Madness: Where Turkish Bros Unite!

Exploration, International, Minecraft, brotherhood, Pakistani

Are you ready for the most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and embark on a journey like no other! Imagine this: a Turkish man decides to visit his sister country Pakistan, but instead of hopping on a plane, he teleports there using magic! Along the way, he encounters dragons, unicorns, and even a talking llama who gives him valuable advice on how to survive in this strange new land. Will he make it to Pakistan in one piece? Only you can help him by joining our server and experiencing the madness for yourself! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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FabulousCraft: Where even the blocks are fabulous!

FabulousCraft, blocks, Fabulous

Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server where everything is as colorful and sparkly as a unicorn’s fart! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the pigs wear tutus and the creepers break out into dance numbers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with rainbows and glitter. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode a flying pig into battle against a giant, disco-loving Ender Dragon. And guess what? They emerged victorious, with a diamond crown on their head and a llama as their loyal steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Dungeon, where players can boogie down while fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where the grass is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

So come join us on our fabulous Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who needs reality when you can have rainbows and unicorns instead?

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