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ChunkCraft: Weighty Banter Be Gone

dad, body shaming, eating disorder, workplace harassment, banter

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming coworkers who think they have the right to comment on your weight? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the only weight we care about is the weight of your diamond armor!

On our server, you can build a fortress so strong that even the rudest of coworkers couldn’t break through. And if they try to mimic eating you like that one guy did, just unleash your army of wolves on them – they’ll think twice before messing with you again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons just waiting to be explored. Who needs validation from coworkers when you can find diamonds and emeralds instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players trying to claim the title of Minecraft champion. Say goodbye to body-shaming and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can defeat!

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ChunkCraft: Weighty Woes

health, ChunkCraft, body image, Conflict, Understanding

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil villagers. Watch as players ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombies. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the most precious loot in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the Bacon King and become the ruler of all pigs in the land. It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and join the madness!

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ChunkyCraft: Weighty Wonders

Body transformation, weighty, Exercise, heavy lifting, wellness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re carrying too much weight on your shoulders? Well, fear not, because is here to save the day! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Don’t worry about building boring old houses, because on our server, your house will be a floating castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. And did we mention that every player gets their own pet dragon to ride into battle? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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BlockBusterBust

film debate, overrated classics, film criticism, movie buzz, Hollywood hype

Are you tired of boring old movie discussions? Join our Minecraft server where we debate the most overrated movies while building epic structures made entirely out of popcorn and soda cups! We once had a player who built a giant replica of the Titanic just to sink it in a pool of lava – now that’s dedication to hating a movie! So come join us and let’s trash talk Hollywood blockbusters while crafting our own cinematic masterpieces in the world of Minecraft!

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CraftyPropagandaFactory

Media bias, media manipulation, unbiased press, demonstration, freedom of speech

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, like, for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

there’s, like, this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow.

oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds? yeah, that’s totally a thing on this server. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner derp shine bright like a diamond!

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Blocky World Quest: System Justification

hypotheses, Quest, world politics, Cultural differences, Multiculturalism

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER, IT’S LIKE A CROSS-CULTURAL EXPERIENCE BUT IN MINECRAFT! WE’VE GOT PLAYERS FROM 42 NATIONS ALL COMING TOGETHER TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS TOGETHER.

YOU’LL BE TESTED ON YOUR ABILITY TO JUSTIFY SYSTEMS IN WAYS YOU NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE. WHO NEEDS REALITY TV WHEN YOU CAN HAVE REALITY MINECRAFT?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EMBARK ON AN INSANE JOURNEY THAT WILL LEAVE YOU QUESTIONING EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT MINECRAFT AND LIFE ITSELF. LET’S GET CRAFTY!

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Silvermons: Where Pixels and Pokemons collide for epic quests, battles, and hilarity! Join now!

competitive players, Hilarity, friendly community, 1.16.5, Modded

Silvermons

Server IP play.silvermons.com

Version Minecraft 1.16.5

Modpack The Pixelmon Modpack

Brief Overview

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

What version of Minecraft does Silvermons run on?

Silvermons runs Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5.

Is Silvermons pay-to-win?

No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server that provides a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

What makes Silvermons different from other Pixelmon servers?

Silvermons features a custom level cap and rank progression system, exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, and Fun Events, providing a unique and diverse gameplay experience.

How can I join Silvermons?

You can join Silvermons by connecting to the server IP play.silvermons.com using the Pixelmon Modpack.

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Brit Feel Minecraft Server

anal exploration, Brit, british humor, feelings, anal pleasure

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

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Nuclear Plant Prankster Minecraft SMP

retards, pretty much no one, ass-fucked, Plant, multiple times

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of Iran’s “won’t do shit” attitude! Join us for epic battles where no one really gets hurt and Israel always comes out on top. Our server is perfect for those who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to stir up some trouble. So come on, join us and see just how wild things can get in our one-of-a-kind world!

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EraseMyBlocks Minecraft SMP

Memories, redo, erase button, Reflection, hypothetical

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life? Do you wish you could hit the reset button and start over? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride where you can erase all your troubles and start fresh in a virtual world filled with adventure and excitement.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. Or how about the time our resident prankster filled the entire spawn area with chickens wearing sunglasses? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of wonder.

But that’s not all! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Potato, and even attend virtual parties hosted by our very own party llama, Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Hit that join button and let the craziness begin! Who needs an erase button when you can just escape to our insane Minecraft SMP instead?

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Silvermons
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Version	Minecraft 1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack

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Brief Overview

FAQ

What version of Minecraft does Silvermons run on?

Is Silvermons pay-to-win?

What makes Silvermons different from other Pixelmon servers?

How can I join Silvermons?