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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 1261 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3679 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.
We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.
But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.
So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.
