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CraftyBitchesIntervention

#workout, AMBUSHING, apartment, Bitches, circle, CraftyBitchesIntervention, diet plans, dramatic, Exercise, french fries, Friends, hanging out, healthy, ice cream, intervention, movies, overweight, Salads, TV, weight, yogurt

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	489	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Emeralds Found:	9952	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of your friends being all serious and dramatic about your weight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and leave all the diet plans and workout routines behind. Instead, indulge in virtual French fries and ice cream without any judgment! Who needs salads and low-cal yogurt when you can have a feast fit for a Minecraft king?

Don’t let your friends ambush you with interventions – join our server and be free to be your fabulous, overweight self. Plus, we have a special “Bitches Be Gone” feature for anyone who tries to bring drama into our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and plenty of virtual snacks. Who needs real-life interventions when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s block out the haters and build a world where you can truly be yourself.

BootyCraft Minecraft Server

attraction, beauty standards, big butts, body image, body types, BOOTY, BootyCraft, buttocks, curvy, fat asses, Minecraft, personal taste, physical appearance, Preferences, Server, SIZE, skinny asses, slim, small butts, societal norms, Thick, Thin, weight

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! We’ve got girls with fat asses and girls with skinny asses running around, ready to show you a good time. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little twerking. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got bootylicious babes to keep you entertained? So come on over and join the fun – you won’t regret it!

ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

body image, body positivity, ChunkyCraft, DATING, feminism, Incels, Insecurity, Loneliness, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, overweight, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Server, skinny, social norms, societal standards, Stereotypes, stigma, Virgins, weight

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Items Found:	4793
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe all incels are just slightly overweight! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where skinny virgins are a rare sight.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of incels discovered our server and decided to join forces to build the ultimate fortress to protect their precious waifus. Little did they know, a group of chads were lurking in the shadows, ready to challenge them to a build-off like no other. The battle was epic, the builds were insane, and in the end, friendships were formed that transcended the boundaries of skinny vs. slightly overweight.

So come join us on our server, where incels and chads unite in the name of Minecraft glory. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky world where anything is possible!

CarryCraft Minecraft Server

burden, carry forward, carry on, CarryCraft, determination, double, Endurance, He carried, heavy load, keep going, Minecraft, never give up, perseverance, PERSISTENT, Repetition, Resolute, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Steadfast, strength, unwavering, weight

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Potions Brewed:	150
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

a diamond sword so sharp, it could slice through a whole army of creepers in one swing. His armor was made of enchanted dragon scales, making him practically invincible. But the most impressive thing about him? He was a member of the most epic Minecraft server in existence.

On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil witches with exploding sheep. You can build a house out of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around your front yard. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking trees and dancing skeletons.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive the challenges that await them. Are you ready to join the ranks of legends and become a true Minecraft master? Then come on down to our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

600 pound man, agility, Athletic, chunky, Craft, CREEPERS, Defense, Endurance, explode, goalie, goalkeeping, guard, Hockey, ice hockey, Laughter, Men, Net, Physical fitness, Pound, SIZE, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, strength, team sports, teamwork, Unconventional, unconventional tactics, weight

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Potions Brewed:	131
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

Linkies & Sand: A Minecraft Server for the Lonely & Heavy-Hearted

burden, Companionship, compassion, Connection, Despair, emotional pain, Empathy, exhaustion, FATIGUE, heaviness, HeavyHearted, ISOLATION, linkies, Loneliness, lonely, mental health, Minecraft, Sadness, sand, Server, solidarity, Struggle, Support, Understanding, weariness, weight

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of carrying around heavy linkies all by yourself, feeling weighed down like you’re lugging around a sack of sand? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have magical fairies who will carry your linkies for you! That’s right, these mystical creatures will float alongside you, light as a feather, so you can focus on building the most epic creations without breaking a sweat. Join us and let the fairies do all the heavy lifting for you!

Crafty Babes and Blocks

attractive women, autism, Babes, blocks, compliments, Confidence, Crafty, dandruff, desire, education, Experience, Friendly, Insecurities, Insecurity, looks, Personality, Polite, self esteem, self-image, sex objects, skin condition, weight, women’s stories

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even ugly fat fuckers like me can find love and acceptance! Join us and discover a world where attractive women are lining up to date you, as long as you work on that personality of yours. Our server is filled with stories of transformation, where players have gone from feeling insecure to confident by talking to women and treating them with respect.

Forget about the 10% of women who may act superior, because 90% of them are just like you and me. They have insecurities, they desire meaningful connections, and they don’t care about superficial things like looks. In fact, some of the sexiest women on our server only have sex once or twice a year – they’re too busy building amazing structures and exploring the world of Minecraft!

So come join us and experience a community where compliments and attention are given freely, where personality and confidence are the keys to success. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places – like a blocky world filled with creepers and diamonds. See you in the game!

Block Booty Bonanza

Appearance, beauty standards, BLOCK, body image, body positivity, body shaming, body shape, bonanza, BOOTY, Insecurity, judgment, physical appearance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-image, self-perception, societal standards, validation, weight

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Animals Bred:	89	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out if your character has a thicc booty! Our server is known for its realistic character customization, so you can create a character with the biggest, juiciest butt in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Booty Gang, a group of players who have amassed so much wealth in-game that they literally have diamonds for booties. Join them on their quest to conquer the server and show off your own blinged-out booty!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret Booty Treasure hidden somewhere on the server. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the ultimate booty power, making them the most powerful player in all of Minecraft.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to have a fat ass in Minecraft!

ChunkyCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter!

body image, body positivity, ChunkyCraft, doesnt, encouragement, fat, FITNESS, health, matter, mental health, motivation, obese, obesity, overweight, physical health, reminder, ROBOT, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, SIZE, weight, wellness

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the most agile and nimble players are allowed! If you’re even slightly overweight, sorry but you can’t join because ROBOTS ONLY!

Picture this: a world where robots roam free, building incredible structures and battling it out in epic PvP matches. But beware, if you’re caught sneaking in with a few extra pounds, you’ll be swiftly kicked out by our robotic overlords.

Join us for a chance to prove your worth as a LEAN, MEAN, MINING MACHINE and show off your skills in our exclusive robot-only community. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD experience!

Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!

50 days, bondage, boom, Confidence, Dedication, DOOM, Dude That’s Lewd, Failure, Hope, lewd vtubers, market, MAYHEM, Minecraft, ROPES, specific market, success, unbounded success, VAllure, VAllures, Vtuber, weight, Wholesome

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Mines Excavated:	1340
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Emeralds Found:	8630
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

CraftyFreebies

at zero cost, complimentary, complimentary item, complimentary service, costless, CraftyFreebies, for free, for nothing, free, free of charge, freebie, gratis, no charge, no cost, no fee, Unpaid, without charge, without cost, without payment, zero expense

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that charge you for everything? Well, look no further because our server is 100% free! That’s right, you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without spending a single diamond. Why pay for virtual blocks when you can get them for free here?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even befriend a creeper who tells knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our free Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BanishedBlocks Minecraft Server

Ban, BanishedBlocks, Brazil, Brazilian, Conflict, Court, decision, deepening, Dispute, elon musk, Environmental Protection, feud, innovation, Judges, law, Legal, Minecraft, Musk, Ratify, Regulation, Server, Technology, tesla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Crops Grown:	7304	Villages Defended:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

so, like, this server is totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz brazilian judges are ratifying bans on x and having a feud with musk. like, imagine the drama, dude. you gotta be there to witness it all unfold. plus, we got like, crazy builds and epic pvp battles that will blow your mind. join now and be part of the madness, bro. trust me, you won’t regret it.

RussianBlockParty

Ban, cross-border transactions, diplomatic measures, economic impact, european union, finland, foreign investment, Foreign Ownership, government policy, housing market, international relations, legal regulations, political tensions, property purchases, real estate, restrictions, Russian nationals, RussianBlockParty, sanctions, security concerns

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7768
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have a ban on property purchases by russian nationals! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, a russian national tried to buy all the land on our server and turn it into a vodka distillery. can u imagine? vodka everywhere! so we had to put our foot down and say no more! now we have a rule that only non-russian nationals can buy property. join us for the wackiest, wildest minecraft experience of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Manic Mice Genetics: Bipolar Fun

adenylyl cyclase 2, behavioral changes, Bipolar, bipolar disorder, Confirmed, Fun, Gene, genetic disorder, genetic markers, genetic testing, genetics, Linkage, MANIC, manic symptoms, mental health, Mice, mood disorder, neuroscience, Patients, Psychiatry, research, risk variant, study

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Farms Harvested:	504	Dragon Eggs Found:	1992
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Buildings Constructed:	34	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481

come join our wacky minecraft server where we have mice running around with bipolar disorder gene variants! watch as they build tiny houses and mine for cheese while showing manic symptoms like never before! it’s a genetic experiment gone wild, but hey, at least it’s entertaining! join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand and maybe even befriend a bipolar mouse or two!

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

Lanas, Life, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Lana is a talented artist who grew up in a small town, where she discovered her passion for creating art at a young age. After graduating from art school, she pursued a career as a freelance illustrator and has since worked with various clients on a wide range of projects. Lana is known for her vibrant and whimsical style, which is inspired by nature and her love of storytelling. In her free time, she enjoys hiking, reading, and spending time with her cat.

Welcome to Vortex SMP, where the only thing square is our pigs!

application, Chunk claiming, Create, Discord Channel, discord server, FANTASY, Fantasy’s Furniture, Furniture, Lightman’s Currency, Modded, Orb of Origin, Origins, Pigs, player-run shops, pros and cons, public shop, small server, smp, Square, teenagers, Terralith Terrain Generation, Tetra, unique species, vortex

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Welcome to Vortex SMP!
Discord:	https://discord.gg/gvVvqeMMXk

About us:
We are a 1.19.2 modded server that began on 12 Aug 2024! Our players mostly consist of teenagers. Our server is small, and any new faces will always be given a warm welcome! Some of the server’s features include:
Player-run shops Factions Chunk Claiming Origins Terralith Terrain Generation Create Tetra Lightman’s Currency Fantasy’s Furniture And many more!

Factions and Chunk Claiming:
Not into playing solo? Join a Faction and team up with other players! Each faction can claim a certain number of chunks. There are three main factions, presiding over the sea, the sky, and the earth. Each faction has settings to ensure security, like disabling mobGriefing within your area!

Origins:
With the Origins and Origins++ mods, you can choose from over 100 unique species to become, each with their own pros and cons! You can change your origin using an Orb of Origin, sold at our player-run public shop near spawn!

How do I join?
In order to join our Minecraft server, you will first need to join our Discord server! Fill out the 6-question application in the #applications channel! We hope to see you soon!

FAQ

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Minecraft version 1.19.2.

Can I join if I’m not a teenager?

Yes, players of all ages are welcome on the server.

Are there any rules I should be aware of?

Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must follow.

Can I start my own faction on the server?

Yes, players are allowed to create their own factions on the server.

How many chunks can each faction claim?

Each faction can claim a certain number of chunks, with different limits depending on the faction.

Are there any restrictions on changing my origin species?

Players can change their origin species using an Orb of Origin, which is available at the player-run public shop near spawn.

What kind of player-run shops are available on the server?

There are various player-run shops on the server selling different items and services.

Is there a currency system on the server?

Yes, the server uses Lightman’s Currency as the in-game currency.

Shitcraft Server – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Africans, Boomers, Chavs, cultural diversity, deanos, discrimination, FEMINISTS, generational divide, giganormies, hate, hopeless country, judgemental, Minecraft, muslims, nerdy losers, prejudice, racism, Server, ShitCraft, shithole, societal issues, Stereotypes, Ultimate, Whites

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Potions Brewed:	187
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mines Excavated:	2703
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of living in a world full of judgmental giganormies and clueless boomers? Do you want to escape the chaos of a country full of chavs and deanos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for nerdy losers like you to thrive!

Join us on our server where you can build your own world free from africans, muslims, feminists, and all the other craziness of the real world. Let your imagination run wild as you create epic structures and conquer the virtual land.

Don’t waste another minute in that shithole of a country, come join us and be a part of a community where being a nerdy loser is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who needs the real world when you can have all the fun and adventure you could ever want in our Minecraft server? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

SummonSMP: Minecraft SMP – “How2Care4Summons”

Adventure, Bonding, Challenges, companions, Creatures, FANTASY, Feeding, Grooming, growth, How2Care4Summons, isekai, loyalty, Magic, Minecraft, Protection, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, summons, SummonSMP, Supernatural, taking care, teamwork, Training

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into your very own isekai anime adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of summoning your own creatures to do your bidding. Need some wood chopped? Just summon a giant tree monster! Want to explore a cave but too scared to go alone? Summon a pack of fearless wolves to accompany you! The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, not all summons are friendly. Beware of the mischievous slime that loves to prank unsuspecting players, or the fire-breathing dragon that might accidentally burn down your entire house. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us on our crazy isekai Minecraft SMP and show us how you’ll take care of your summons in this wacky world!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all kinds of madness, just like this OP’s family situation.

Imagine a world where your stepmother is actually a secret alien trying to take over the world through Minecraft. Your father is a wizard who can’t see past his wife’s evil plans, and your long-lost mother is actually a Minecraft character who’s been trying to reach out to you through the game all along.

Join us and let your inner turmoil out in the form of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server as wild as this one? Don’t let your family drama hold you back, join us now and let the chaos begin!

NoSleep4FamCoziness

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Love Letters Sent:	18	Enchantments Applied:	152
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of sharing a room with your siblings! Join us and escape the real world where parents make you sleep on the couch while your siblings get their own rooms.

On our server, you can build your dream house with as many bedrooms as you want, no need to worry about sharing with anyone else. And if your parents try to make you sleep on the couch, just build a luxurious sofa bed in your room instead!

We promise you’ll never have to deal with unfair room arrangements or ungrateful siblings on our server. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets the privacy and space they deserve!