LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE A BUPROPION FOR YOUR GAMING DIET! WE PROMISE YOU’LL GAIN LESS WEIGHT HERE THAN ON OTHER SERVERS! OUR STUDY SHOWS THAT PLAYERS WHO JOIN US DON’T GET AS CHUNKY AS THOSE ON OTHER SERVERS! SO COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, WE’LL KEEP YOU LEAN AND MEAN IN THE MINECRAFT SCENE!
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Bupropion Buffs: Antidepressant Weight Wars!
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SiliconCraft – Heavy Fun!
haha u gotta join dis server cuz we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds! u can ride dem pigs into battle against evil llamas dat shoot lasers from their eyes! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons! if u join dis server, u will become the ultimate minecraft warrior and save the world from a giant chicken boss dat farts fireballs! so come on, join us and let’s have a crazy fun time together!
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BreathCraft: Lose Weight Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we make u lose weight just by breathing!! no need for diets or exercise, just log on and start breathing in that sweet O2 and breathing out that CO2. we guarantee u will be shedding pounds in no time, all thanks to our magical server. join now and watch the weight melt away as u play and build in our crazy world. who needs the gym when u have our server?? join us now and start slimming down just by playing minecraft. it’s like a weight loss program, but way more fun and way less effort. so what are u waiting for?? join our server now and start losing weight with every breath u take!
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CreeperCousinCareNope
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your grandma comparing you to your picture-perfect sister? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to guilt trip you into doing things like babysitting a 1-year-old when you clearly set boundaries. Our players are dyslexic, autistic, and all-around awesome, just like you! Plus, our greasy and messy hair club is always looking for new members. So come on, join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, then bring it on!
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NoDiet4DaughterCraft
Are you tired of dealing with picky eaters and their ridiculous demands? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where fruits and vegetables are always the main course! No more arguments about low calorie diets or carb restrictions – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.Imagine a place where your daughter can run and jump to her heart’s content, without worrying about her weight or what she’s eating. Our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their size or shape. Plus, with multiple sports available to play in-game, she’ll never have a dull moment!
Don’t be the asshole parent who denies their child the joy of Minecraft – join our server today and let the adventures begin. Who needs low calorie diets when you can have unlimited virtual snacks at your fingertips?
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BlockBrothers Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no one will accuse you of stealing their food or insult your body shape. Our server is drama-free and full of fun adventures waiting for you to explore.Join us now and leave the family drama behind! Plus, we have a special event where you can hunt down missing plates of food in the game – just make sure not to eat them all like OP’s brother did! See you in the game, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!
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PixelPounders: Height & Weight Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we measure everything except our volume cuz who needs that anyway amirite? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you with their beauty and our creepers are so friendly they give you hugs instead of blowing you up. join us and experience the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server you’ll ever find. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the cookies and cake. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!
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VetLiftDenier420
Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving strangers rides on your motorcycle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t encounter any entitled veterans looking for a free ride here. Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and no unwanted passengers. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal boundaries. So come on over and leave the drama at the door!
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ObeseCraft: SMIM1 Mutation Boosts Weight!
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE BEST GENETICALLY MODIFIED PLAYERS AROUND! OUR PLAYERS HAVE A GENETIC VARIANT THAT MAKES THEM EAT ALL THE DIAMONDS AND GOLD IN SIGHT! THEIR ENERGY EXPENDITURE IS SO LOW THEY JUST SIT AROUND AND MINE ALL DAY! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE IF YOU CAN KEEP UP WITH OUR SUPER OBESE PLAYERS!
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NoUglyBlocksAllowed
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers!Join us if you’re sick of servers that don’t have enough cows. Our server is overflowing with cows, like seriously, they’re everywhere. Need some milk? Just look around, you’ll probably step on one.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house on a floating island made entirely of cheese? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality. Just watch out for the cheese-loving dragons that might try to steal your snack-tastic abode.
And if you’re a fan of lava-filled swimming pools and diamond-encrusted pickaxes, then you’ll feel right at home here. Our server is like a Minecraft player’s paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear).