Forget about family reunions and engagement rings, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pixelated castle. Plus, we have a strict no-shaming policy, so you can game in peace without anyone making snarky comments about your weight or gaming habits.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only drama is whether you should build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your cousin’s wedding planning.
Join us and experience epic train rides where you can confront entitled old ladies and show them who’s boss. Show off your walking cane in-game to prove your disability and gain respect from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life situations?
So come on over to our server and let’s all yell at annoying NPCs together, because sometimes you just gotta teach them a lesson, even if it means looking like a dick in the process. See you in-game, where the drama is just as entertaining as the gameplay!
On our server, you’ll never have to worry about toxic comments or ridiculous questions about your body. Unless, of course, you’re battling it out in a PVP arena and someone starts trash-talking your blocky avatar’s pixelated physique.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community as accepting and hilarious as this one? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where the drama is as entertaining as a soap opera plotline? Join now and let the madness begin!
Join us on this server where your size doesn’t matter, and you can build your dream world without anyone judging you. No more interventions or guilt trips about missing out on family activities like hiking or Disneyland. On our server, you can be as big as you want and still have a blast!
Forget about your family’s concerns and dive into a virtual world where you can be yourself without any pressure to change. Build a castle made entirely out of cake, create a giant hot dog statue, or just relax in your pixelated paradise without anyone telling you to hit the gym.
So come join us on this hilarious Minecraft server where being fat is not a problem, it’s a celebration! Let’s laugh, build, and eat virtual snacks together while leaving all the weight-related drama behind. See you in the game, chunky champions!
one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they built a castle outta cheddar and ruled over all the cows with an iron fist.
another player tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the cha-cha slide whenever someone entered their territory. it was both adorable and slightly terrifying.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. literally.
so come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll get into next!
Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?
And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!
come join our server where we diagnose obesity in minecraft characters based on how their body fat is distributed! forget about boring old BMI, we’re all about that body fat distribution, baby!
we’re like the Dr. Oz of minecraft servers, always staying up to date with the latest developments in the field. we even have new obesity medications in our virtual pharmacy!
so come join us and let’s get those minecraft characters in shape! who knew virtual weight loss could be so fun and informative? join now and let’s get those pixels in shape!
| What We Offer |
|---|
| Survival Paradise |
| Community-Driven |
| Regular Updates |
| Custom Features |
| Friendly and Active Staff |
We have a world border that will open when we update to 1.21
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez and fill out an application
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Join our Discord and fill out an application. |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, we have a grief-free environment. |
| Are there any custom features on the server? | Yes, we have custom plugins and features to enhance gameplay. |
| What happens when the world border opens at 1.21? | Players will have access to new areas and resources in the expanded world. |
| How can I get help from the staff? | You can reach out to our friendly and active staff for assistance in-game or on Discord. |
| IP | s.froobworld.com |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/mMu7xaX |
| Website | https://froobworld.com/ |
| Dynmap | https://map.froobworld.com/ |
FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been going since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMP, you will probably enjoy our server.
Our rules are pretty standard. Essentially – no griefing; no stealing; and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.
Some features of FroobWorld:
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I grief other players’ builds? | No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. |
| Are there any limits to land claiming? | Within reason, there is no limit to the size of land you can claim. |
| Do you accept donations or offer prizes for votes? | No, we do not accept donations or offer prizes in exchange for votes. |
| Overview |
|---|
| Server Name: Pontus Network |
| Server Type: Minecraft |
| Description: Embark on an immersive RP experience where factions clash, alliances are formed, and epic tales unfold. Shape your destiny in this new frontier of adventure! |
| Server IP: pontusmc.secure.pebble.host |
A: To join the Pontus Network server, you can use the server IP: pontusmc.secure.pebble.host
A: Pontus Network offers an immersive RP experience where factions collide, alliances are forged, and players have the freedom to shape their own destiny within the game.
A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and a positive experience for all players. Be sure to familiarize yourself with the server rules upon joining.
A: The server owner is currently working on setting up a Discord server for Pontus Network. Stay tuned for updates on this feature.
A: Absolutely! Feel free to invite your friends to join you on Pontus Network and embark on epic adventures together.
| Hypixel | MineBox Network |
|---|---|
| Pros | Pros |
| Large player base | High-quality community |
| Varied game modes | 5+ years online |
| Frequent updates | Focused on quality over quantity |
| Cons | Cons |
| Can be overwhelming for new players | Smaller player base |
| Potentially laggy due to high player volume | Limited game modes compared to Hypixel |
FAQ:
1. What makes Hypixel different from MineBox Network? – Hypixel has a large player base and offers a wide variety of game modes, while MineBox Network focuses on quality over quantity with a high-quality community and five years online.
2. Which server has more frequent updates? – Hypixel is known for its frequent updates, keeping the gameplay fresh and engaging for players.
3. Which server is better for new players? – MineBox Network may be more suitable for new players due to its smaller player base and focus on quality gameplay.
4. Which server is more likely to experience lag? – Hypixel may be more prone to lag due to its high player volume, while MineBox Network may offer a smoother gameplay experience.
5. Which server has been online longer? – MineBox Network has been online for over five years, demonstrating its stability and commitment to providing a reliable gaming experience.
| Server Name | Oasis SMP |
|---|---|
| Version | Java/Bedrock Crossplay |
| Map Features | 12 Mystical Shrines |
| Custom Content | Enchantments, Tools, Mechanics |
| Cooking/Brewing System | BreweryX |
| Community | Welcoming and Close-Knit |
| Application | Apply on Discord |
To join the server, you need to apply for whitelist access on our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.
Oasis SMP offers a handcrafted map with 12 shrines, custom tools, mechanics, enchantments, and a unique cooking/brewing system using BreweryX. Additionally, our welcoming community makes Oasis SMP a sanctuary for all players.
Yes, Oasis SMP supports Java/Bedrock crossplay, allowing players from different platforms to join and play together.
To trade with Mr. Mending for rare treasures, you can interact with him in-game and follow the trading mechanics provided by the server.
Yes, Oasis SMP frequently hosts server events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on announcements and join the fun!
| Server Type | Community Oriented |
|---|---|
| Launch Date | Coming Soon |
| Discord | Join Discord |
Our server has yet to launch, so join now to be part of all the action!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| When does the server launch? | The launch date is coming soon. |
| Is there an age requirement? | Players must be 14 years or older, with exceptions for maturity. |
| Can I swear in the server? | Swearing is allowed, but disrespectful behavior will be punished. |
| What happens if I hack in Minecraft? | Hacking is strictly prohibited and will result in a ban. |
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore.
We are a group of people dedicated to creating a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for our community.
The server runs on powerful hardware to ensure optimal performance for all players.
A: Yes, the server supports Bedrock edition with port 19132, although there may be technical limitations.
A: There are over 200 different custom mobs in total, including regular mobs, world bosses, mini bosses, and arena bosses.
A: Yes, there are various weapon types such as swords, katanas, daggers, long swords, greatswords, and more, each with unique attributes.
| Welcome to SwordMC Beta |
|---|
| Join the Beta of SwordMC: Where Adventure Awaits! 🚀 |
| Dive into the captivating realm of Sword Art Online, now in Minecraft Beta! Traverse breathtaking landscapes, vanquish fearsome adversaries, and unearth treasures of unimaginable value. Enlist now and be part of this extraordinary journey! |
| Discover: |
| 🌟 Custom Sword Art Online universe |
| 🎉 Regular updates and fresh content |
| ⚔️ Engaging quests and challenges |
| 👥 Thriving and welcoming community |
| 💼 Professional staff team |
| 🔧 Lag-free, optimized gameplay |
| Whether you’re a seasoned hero or new to the fray, SwordMC Beta welcomes all adventurers. Gear up, draw your blade, and embark on the ultimate Minecraft odyssey. |
| Join our Community: |
| Discord: discord.gg/KqVdmynM5K |
| SwordMC Beta – Where Adventure Awaits! 🚀 |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| 1. How can I join the SwordMC Beta? | To join the SwordMC Beta, you can visit our website or reach out to us on Discord for more information. |
| 2. Are there any specific requirements to play on SwordMC Beta? | No specific requirements are needed to play on SwordMC Beta. Just bring your sense of adventure! |
| 3. Can I invite my friends to join me on SwordMC Beta? | Absolutely! SwordMC Beta welcomes all adventurers, so feel free to invite your friends to join the journey. |
| 4. Are there any in-game purchases on SwordMC Beta? | SwordMC Beta does not currently have any in-game purchases. All content is available for all players. |
Public ATM 9 server. We have a small growing community with very active players everyone is friendly and always willing to help new players. Make sure to join our community on discord for support, server updates and more!
| Modpack | Version | IP Address |
|---|---|---|
| ATM 9 | 0.2.54 | atm9.silverkeepmc.com |
We host more than just this modpack! Check out our other servers on our server list here.
Discord: https://discord.gg/5qQzfJyNju
A: To join the server, you need to enter the IP address atm9.silverkeepmc.com in your Minecraft client.
A: No, the server is public and anyone can join.
A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a friendly and fair gaming environment. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
A: Yes, you can invite your friends to play on the server with you.
| Server IP | VForV.net |
|---|---|
| Server Discord | Join our Discord |
| Version | Java 1.20.4 |
V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.
We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!
A: Only cosmetic mods are allowed, any mods that give you an unfair advantage are considered cheating and will result in a ban.
A: You are free to build wherever you like, as long as you are not griefing other players’ builds.