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  • MuscleCraft: Weight Loss Edition

    MuscleCraft: Weight Loss Edition
    so like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit it will make ur muscles grow like u been hittin the gym 24/7? well, this server is the place to be, cuz we got this crazy drug that reverses muscle loss in mice and we gonna add it to the game so u can be swole af while u mine and build and stuff.

    imagine ur character in minecraft getting jacked just by playing on our server. u gonna be the envy of all the other players, trust me. plus, u gonna be so strong u can take on any mob that comes ur way without breaking a sweat.

    come join us on this epic minecraft server and watch ur muscles grow bigger and bigger with every block u break. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out on all the gains u gonna make.

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  • Mom’s Chunky Craft Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Chunky Craft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us if you want to avoid family berating you for your eating habits and weight gain – here, everyone is accepted no matter their size!

    Our server is a safe haven for those who have been gaslit by their families and need a break from the chaos. Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and make friends who won’t judge you for wanting a small portion of rice.

    Forget about dysfunctional families and join us for a fun and supportive community where you can be yourself without fear of being called disrespectful. Plus, we have virtual breast enhancements for those who are insecure about their bodies – because in Minecraft, you can be whoever you want to be!

    So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly outrageous and hilarious experience. We promise you won’t regret it!

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  • Blocky Bros: Height, Weight, & Sexiness

    Blocky Bros: Height, Weight, & Sexiness
    Join our epic Minecraft server where the male characters are sexy and formidable! We have conducted studies that show men on our server have gained height and weight at double the rate of women, making them absolute units in the game. This increased sexual size dimorphism gives them an advantage in attracting female characters and dominating in physical competitions with other players. So come join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled adventure!

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  • ChunkCraft: Weighty Banter Be Gone

    ChunkCraft: Weighty Banter Be Gone
    Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming coworkers who think they have the right to comment on your weight? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the only weight we care about is the weight of your diamond armor!

    On our server, you can build a fortress so strong that even the rudest of coworkers couldn’t break through. And if they try to mimic eating you like that one guy did, just unleash your army of wolves on them – they’ll think twice before messing with you again!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons just waiting to be explored. Who needs validation from coworkers when you can find diamonds and emeralds instead?

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players trying to claim the title of Minecraft champion. Say goodbye to body-shaming and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can defeat!

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  • ChunkyCraft

    ChunkyCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with annoying comments about your weight? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is too busy building epic structures to worry about your size! No more Aunt Bertha’s telling you to “eat a sandwich” – here, we embrace all shapes and sizes (even if you’re just a pixelated block person). Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll gain +10 pounds in real life! So come join us and leave the body-shaming behind – unless it’s a giant creeper trying to blow up your base, then you might want to run!

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  • BlockyBanter

    BlockyBanter
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they know everything? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of challenging the self-proclaimed experts like never before!

    Just like the guy at the party who made up facts left and right, our server is full of players who love to spout nonsense and act like they know it all. But here’s the twist – you can call them out on their BS and watch them squirm! From debates about the best way to mine diamonds to arguments over the most efficient mob grinder design, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge our resident “waffler” to a duel of knowledge. Show off your expertise in Minecraft trivia and watch as they struggle to come up with a response that actually makes sense. Who knew that arguing about sleep cycles could be so entertaining?

    So come join us on our server and prove that you’re not afraid to stand up to the know-it-alls of the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two along the way (but probably not). Let the waffling begin!

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  • MommaMinecraftMadness

    MommaMinecraftMadness
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re in a soap opera? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for drama, intrigue, and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Our server is like working in an office with a ridiculous turnover rate, but with the added bonus of virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

    Experience the thrill of standing up to a coworker who thinks they can tell you what to eat and drink. Show them who’s boss and assert your dominance in the virtual world.

    With management that will leave you scratching your head and wondering if you made the right choice, our server is the perfect place for those who love a good workplace showdown.

    So come join us and let the drama unfold as you navigate through the ups and downs of office life in Minecraft. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in a virtual world?

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  • Slimy Soil Weight Loss Server

    Slimy Soil Weight Loss Server
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we inject u with magical bacteria that make u lose weight even if u eat all the junk food in the world. no more worrying about those pesky extra pounds, just play minecraft and let the bacteria do all the work for u. who needs a diet when u have bacteria injections, amirite? join now and say goodbye to weight gain forever!

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  • FitCraft: Weight is Overrated

    FitCraft: Weight is Overrated
    yo, u ever wanna flex ur minecraft muscles AND ur real life muscles at the same time? well, dis server is da place for u! we believe dat fitness is da key to longevity, so we got workouts built into da game! run laps around our custom-built track, do push-ups in da virtual gym, and even climb virtual mountains to get those gains!

    research shows dat being fit is more important than weight for living a long life, so join us and cut ur risk of premature death in HALF! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u invincible in battle if u work out enough. so come get swole with us and dominate da minecraft world!

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  • Berry Weight Loss – Juice & Blocks

    Berry Weight Loss – Juice & Blocks
    join dis cray cray minecraft server and u will be sippin on elderberry juice all day long, cuz it’s da secret weapon for weight loss and super fast metabolism!!! like, u won’t even believe it, but peeps on dis server saw their blood sugar drop by 24% and their insulin levels go down by 9%!!! it’s like magic in a blocky world, u gotta try it to believe it!!! come join us and get ready to be the healthiest player in all of minecraft, cuz elderberry juice is da key to success!!! #minecraftmagic #elderberryjuiceftw

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