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ChunkyCraft

body image, ChunkyCraft, Comments.., courage, DISRESPECTFUL, family, fast metabolism, Frustration, great-aunt, healthy, Jealousy, metabolism, middle school, overweight, Shut down, size 2, skinny, toothpick, UNCOMFORTABLE, weight

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Void Gems Collected:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9924
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying comments about your weight? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is too busy building epic structures to worry about your size! No more Aunt Bertha’s telling you to “eat a sandwich” – here, we embrace all shapes and sizes (even if you’re just a pixelated block person). Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll gain +10 pounds in real life! So come join us and leave the body-shaming behind – unless it’s a giant creeper trying to blow up your base, then you might want to run!

BlockyBanter

age, Argument, BlockyBanter, Book, Boyfriend, caffeine intake, condescending, diet, Ego, Girlfriend, heated argument, Matthew Walker, open-minded, Party, quality of sleep, sister, Sleep, stress, STUDIES, weight, Why We Sleep

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9736
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they know everything? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of challenging the self-proclaimed experts like never before!

Just like the guy at the party who made up facts left and right, our server is full of players who love to spout nonsense and act like they know it all. But here’s the twist – you can call them out on their BS and watch them squirm! From debates about the best way to mine diamonds to arguments over the most efficient mob grinder design, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge our resident “waffler” to a duel of knowledge. Show off your expertise in Minecraft trivia and watch as they struggle to come up with a response that actually makes sense. Who knew that arguing about sleep cycles could be so entertaining?

So come join us on our server and prove that you’re not afraid to stand up to the know-it-alls of the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two along the way (but probably not). Let the waffling begin!

MommaMinecraftMadness

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, Grief, Healthy Eating, hostility, Loss, Management, mental health, misgendering, MommaMinecraftMadness, Nonbinary, office, personal space, professional relationships, Respect, self-care, weight, Workplace

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re in a soap opera? Look no further than our server!

Join us for drama, intrigue, and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Our server is like working in an office with a ridiculous turnover rate, but with the added bonus of virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Experience the thrill of standing up to a coworker who thinks they can tell you what to eat and drink. Show them who’s boss and assert your dominance in the virtual world.

With management that will leave you scratching your head and wondering if you made the right choice, our server is the perfect place for those who love a good workplace showdown.

So come join us and let the drama unfold as you navigate through the ups and downs of office life in Minecraft. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in a virtual world?

Slimy Soil Weight Loss Server

#soil, Bacteria, basis, discovery, health, high-fat diet, INJECTIONS, inoculations, Loss, metabolism, Mice, Microbiome, Mycobacterium vaccae, obesity, Prevention, researchers, Server, slimy, soils, study, vaccine, WEEKLY, weight, weight gain, Western diet

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	145	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we inject u with magical bacteria that make u lose weight even if u eat all the junk food in the world. no more worrying about those pesky extra pounds, just play minecraft and let the bacteria do all the work for u. who needs a diet when u have bacteria injections, amirite? join now and say goodbye to weight gain forever!

FitCraft: Weight is Overrated

Body Mass Index, cardiovascular health, Exercise, fit, FitCraft, FITNESS, Fitness Matters, health, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, long tail tags, Longevity, normal weight, obesity, Overrated, physical activity, Premature death, research, risk reduction, strength training, weight, wellness

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Villages Defended:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ores Mined:	8797	Mines Excavated:	1204
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

yo, u ever wanna flex ur minecraft muscles AND ur real life muscles at the same time? well, dis server is da place for u! we believe dat fitness is da key to longevity, so we got workouts built into da game! run laps around our custom-built track, do push-ups in da virtual gym, and even climb virtual mountains to get those gains!

research shows dat being fit is more important than weight for living a long life, so join us and cut ur risk of premature death in HALF! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u invincible in battle if u work out enough. so come get swole with us and dominate da minecraft world!

Berry Weight Loss – Juice & Blocks

Alternative Medicine, antioxidant-rich, berry, blocks, blood glucose levels, dietary supplement, Elderberry juice, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, herbal remedies, holistic health, holistic wellness, immune system support, insulin levels, Juice, Loss, metabolic health, natural remedies, Nutritional benefits, plant-based nutrition, Superfood, weight, weight management, wellness trends

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	5584	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

join dis cray cray minecraft server and u will be sippin on elderberry juice all day long, cuz it’s da secret weapon for weight loss and super fast metabolism!!! like, u won’t even believe it, but peeps on dis server saw their blood sugar drop by 24% and their insulin levels go down by 9%!!! it’s like magic in a blocky world, u gotta try it to believe it!!! come join us and get ready to be the healthiest player in all of minecraft, cuz elderberry juice is da key to success!!! #minecraftmagic #elderberryjuiceftw

No Weight Gain from Knowledge

Audience, Classroom, educating, education, educational talk, enlightening, gain, imparting knowledge, INFORMATION, instructing, knowledge, learning, massless information, room full of people, seminar, sharing information, Students, teaching, teaching session, weight, weightless knowledge, Workshop

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	177	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

so, like, imagine if that room was a minecraft server, bro. like, you go in there and you come out with all this epic knowledge of how to build stuff and survive, but you don’t feel any heavier or anything. it’s like magic, man.

join our server and become a minecraft wizard, dude. you’ll learn how to craft the most insane weapons and armor, and you’ll be able to survive in the craziest of environments. like, we once had a player who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks, bro. it was legit.

plus, our community is so chill, man. everyone is super friendly and helpful, and we have the most epic parties every weekend. like, one time we had a massive fireworks show that lit up the whole server. it was lit, bro.

so come join us on this magical minecraft journey, where you can learn and grow without gaining any extra weight. it’s like a weightless wonderland of blocks and adventures. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.

Brain Weight Control – Gut Signal

animal studies, body weight control, Brain, brain function, brain signaling, brain-gut connection, control, digestion, fat metabolism, Gut, gut-brain axis, intestinal fat absorption, metabolic process, mice study, neuroscience, obesity research., research findings, scientific study, signal, weight, weight management, weight regulation

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3956	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?

on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.

join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8857
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	159
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Crops Grown:	8905	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Towns Built:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

EZCraftCash

easiest money, easy gig, easy income, easy job, easy task, effortless earnings, effortless job, EZCraftCash, fast money, financial gain, low effort income, making money, money for nothing, money making, passive income, quick cash, Quick Money, quick payout, side hustle, simple profit, simple work

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where you can literally make money just by existing? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, every time you mine a diamond, a real diamond magically appears in your pocket! It’s like a Minecraft fairy godmother granting all your wishes, except instead of a pumpkin turning into a carriage, it’s your pickaxe turning into a money-making machine.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get rich just by playing the game, but every time you defeat a creeper, a real-life explosion happens in your neighbor’s house! It’s the ultimate revenge for all those times they played their music too loud or stole your parking spot.

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a job when you can just play Minecraft all day and watch the money and chaos roll in?

EcoBrainz – Self-Deployable Electrode Server

Advanced technology, biodegradable electrode, bioengineering, brain health, brain signal monitoring, EcoBrainz, electrode, electrode development, Healthcare, innovation, medical advancements, Medical Devices, minimally invasive, neurology, neuroscience, neurotechnology, research, Scientific breakthroughs., scientists, self-deployable electrode, SelfDeployable, Server, sustainable materials, Technology

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Emeralds Found:	7080
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s outta this world? well, dis server is like the brain of minecraft servers, cuz we got scientists developing self-deployable, biodegradable electrodes for brain signal monitoring. like, how crazy is that? imagine mining blocks while also monitoring brain signals. u can literally level up ur brain while leveling up ur minecraft skills. join now for the ultimate mind-blowing experience!

SangriaCraft: Where we sip on wine and dig for diamonds! 18+ fun and community vibes – join us now!

Community, diamonds, Dig, Discord, Events, Farms, Financials, Fun, Gaming, Join, Marioparty, Megabuilds, Minecraft, Minigames, Projects, SangriaCraft, SangriaCraftServer, Semi Vanilla, Sip, smp, transparency, TriviaNight, VIBES, Voicechat, Whitelist, Whitelistapplication, wine

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	34	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

SangriaCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Who We Are	Positive and enjoyable gaming environment
Community Focus	Transparency and community input
Projects	Collaboration on mega-builds and public services
Events	Themed events, competitions, and minigames
Whitelist Application	Join via Discord whitelist application

FAQ

1. How can I join SangriaCraft?

To join SangriaCraft, you need to fill out a whitelist application via our Discord server. Join our Discord server by clicking the link provided in the announcement.

2. Are there specific rules I need to follow on SangriaCraft?

Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

3. Can I collaborate with other players on projects?

Absolutely! SangriaCraft encourages collaboration on mega-builds, farms, and other public services. We provide dedicated channels for communication and planning.

4. How often are events held on SangriaCraft?

We host bi-monthly themed events, competitions, and minigames for our community members to enjoy. Keep an eye on announcements for upcoming events!

5. Are there any prizes for participating in events?

Yes, we offer exciting prizes for winners of events and competitions. Test your skills and compete with other players to claim victory!

AlienCraft Minecraft Server

AlienCraft, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fuura Yuri, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, illustrated guide, Invaders General, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Connect Second Generation, PixelLink, prima, Remilia Nephys, Sayu Sincronisity, Server, tcgia, Thread Template, tsunderia, Twitter Script., V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yubicraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders come to battle it out in epic pixelated showdowns!

Join us for a chance to team up with Kaneko Lumi, the master of block-building brilliance, or take on Fuura Yuri, who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”. And don’t forget about Ember Amane, whose redstone skills are so hot they could melt obsidian!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Dizzy Dokuro, the skeleton queen of the server, and Jelly Hoshiumi, the star of the mining world. And let’s not overlook Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko – they’re all ready to craft, build, and battle their way to victory!

Join our server for a chance to team up with these epic gamers and take on some of the craziest challenges Minecraft has ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat them all in a PvP battle, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds and emeralds! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the blocky battles begin!

CircassianCraft SMP – Uncover the Truth!

Caucasian, Caucasian people, Circassian culture, Circassian diaspora, Circassian ethnicity, Circassian genocide, Circassian heritage, Circassian history, Circassian identity, Circassian language, Circassian traditions, CircassianCraft, Circassians, culture, diaspora, ethnicity, Genocide, History, North Caucasus, redpill, russia, smp, Truth, Uncover

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to uncover the ancient secrets of the Circassians, a mysterious tribe rumored to have magical powers and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

But be warned, the Circassians are not to be trifled with. Legend has it that anyone who dares to challenge them will be cursed with eternal bad luck and will forever be haunted by creepers and skeletons.

So if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge and unlock the hidden powers of the Circassians, join our server now! Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of the Minecraft world with your newfound magical abilities.

WeddingSkipper Minecraft Server

advice, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, ENGAGEMENT, family, love, marriage milestones, Minecraft, PRESSURE, Proposal, relationships, Resentment, Server, sister, sisterly advice, Support, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingSkipper

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	New Chunks Explored:	992305
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	430	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Are you tired of your sister constantly pressuring you to get married? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will bug you about tying the knot, unless you want to marry a villager, of course.

Join our server and build a house with your boyfriend without any judgment from family members who think you should be engaged by now. Plus, we have a special feature where you can throw virtual weddings for your friends and family members who just can’t seem to mind their own business.

Don’t let your sister’s wedding drama ruin your Minecraft experience. Join us and build a life together with your partner, without the pressure of a surprise proposal hanging over your head. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than to deal with family drama.

BabyBumpBash

BabyBumpBash, bridal shower, Bridesmaid, drinking game, early pregnancy, friend’s event, friendship boundaries, high school friends, miscarriage, Miscommunication., peer pressure, pregnancy announcement, privacy violation, social faux pas, surprise pregnancy, text apology, tipsy guests, uncomfortable situation, unexpected disclosure, unexpected news, unwanted attention

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring bridal showers where the only game is guessing how many bobby pins are in the bride’s hair? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a bridal shower experience like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds with the bride-to-be, Abby, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden chest filled with virtual champagne! But wait, there’s a twist – if you drink too much, you might accidentally reveal someone’s pregnancy secret! It’s a virtual party gone wrong, and you’re invited!

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of keeping a pregnancy announcement under wraps while battling creepers and zombies. Who knew a bridal shower could be this chaotic? Don’t miss out on the drama – join our Minecraft server today!

SantaGoneMIA Minecraft SMP

adulting, awakening, childhood memories, Christmas spirit, Coming of Age, coping with reality, Disappointment, disbelief, disillusionment, emotional growth, facing the truth, festive season, growing up, harsh reality, holiday traditions, jaded, mature perspective, Minecraft, reality check, Santa Claus, SantaGoneMIA, shattered illusions, smp

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate betrayal of finding out that diamonds are not actually the rarest resource in the game – it’s actually dirt! Yes, dirt is the most valuable commodity on our server and you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to get your hands on it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary player known only as “The Ender Dragon Whisperer” who roams the land, challenging unsuspecting players to epic rap battles. Can you defeat them with your sick rhymes and witty comebacks?

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of deception, chicken politics, and epic rap battles. Just remember, nothing is as it seems in this crazy world!

PixelLoveCraft

Affection, Bonding, closeness, Communication, Connection, deep connection, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, Intimacy, intimacy exercises, intimacy ideas, intimacy without sex, love, non-sexual intimacy, physical touch, PixelLoveCraft, quality time, relationship, romance, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	1508	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get up close and personal with your partner without getting banned for inappropriate behavior? Look no further! Our server offers the ultimate intimate experience that doesn’t involve any pixelated hanky panky.

Join us for romantic sunset walks through our virtual forests, where you can hold hands and admire the blocky scenery together. Or how about a cozy night by the virtual campfire, roasting virtual marshmallows and sharing your deepest secrets?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a special couples-only dungeon where you and your partner can team up to defeat virtual monsters and bond over the thrill of victory. Who needs couple’s therapy when you have diamond swords and creepers to slay together?

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of intimacy in the world of Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could bring you and your partner closer together in such unexpected ways?

ObeseCraft: No Universal Health!

AMERICANS, deterrent, first world nations, health, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare costs, healthcare disparities, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare system, incentive, lack of healthcare, ObeseCraft, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity prevention programs, obesity rates, public health, Universal, universal healthcare

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of a crazy land where u can build ur own burger castle and fight off evil broccoli monsters. we got free healthcare for all ur pixelated injuries cuz we care about ur well-being (unlike real life America). plus, u can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle giant nacho dragons for epic loot. come join da fun and be part of a community that supports ur right to be as chubby as u want!