join our epic minecraft server where we have nose bacteria that will deliver drugs to your brain! become a mouse and lose weight by snorting appetite-suppressing hormones! who needs exercise when you have nose bacteria doing all the work for you? come join the fun and watch the pounds melt away as you explore our crazy world filled with magical creatures and mind-bending adventures! snort your way to a healthier brain today!
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Nose Bacteria Drug Delivery – Weight Loss Server
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Rapid Weight Loss Dementia – Crafty Minds
HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF PLAYIN THE SAME OLD BORIN MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR U! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’LL MAKE U LOSE WEIGHT SO FAST U MIGHT FORGET UR OWN NAME!WE’VE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “HUNGRY HIPPOS” WHERE U RACE AGAINST OTHER PLAYERS TO EAT THE MOST FOOD IN A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME. AND IF U WIN, U GET A SPECIAL PRIZE THAT’LL MAKE U FEEL LIKE U’RE IN A WHOLE NEW DIMENSION!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BUILD BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, U MIGHT ACTUALLY FORGET HOW TO SPELL “DIAMOND”! AND IF U BUILD THE BEST CREATION, U’LL BE REWARDED WITH A GOLDEN PICKAXE THAT CAN MINE DIAMONDS IN ONE HIT!
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND WEIGHT-LOSIN’ SERVER! U MIGHT END UP FORGETTIN’ WHERE U ARE, BUT U’LL NEVER FORGET THE FUN U HAD!
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BlockShame: Aunt Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where size doesn’t matter but fun does! Join us and escape the real world where people constantly comment on your weight and size. On our server, everyone is equal no matter how many pixels you weigh!We have a special dessert-themed world where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without anyone telling you to stop. And if anyone tries to body shame you, just build a giant cake house around them and watch them try to escape!
Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers have body positivity workshops to boost their self-esteem. Join us and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless adventures and acceptance. Plus, our aunt-proof protection system ensures that no one can force-feed you virtual food ever again!
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Hypothalamus HQ: Weight, Sleep, Stress
LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE MOST DETAILED MAP OF THE HUMAN HYPOTHALAMUS, LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT? REGULATES BODY WEIGHT, APPETITE, SLEEP, AND STRESS. U WANNA LOSE WEIGHT? U WANNA EAT ALL THE FOODS? U WANNA SLEEP LIKE A BABY? U WANNA BE STRESS-FREE? THEN JOIN US, WE GOT U COVERED. WE EVEN CURE OBESITY AND DIABETES, LIKE MAGIC. SCIENTISTS ARE SHOOKETH BY OUR EPICNESS. SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE HYPOTHALAMUS! 🧠💪🍔💤🚫🍰
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CraftyFashionista
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to borrow virtual clothes from your friends and have them mysteriously disappear in-game! Plus, we have a special feature where your friend’s character can stretch out and ruin your favorite virtual outfit without asking! And if you dare to refuse a virtual dress request, be prepared for some virtual tears and virtual drama! Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual friendship betrayal!
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VeggieCraft: No More Meat!
so, like, u know how u wanna be all healthy and stuff but u also wanna play minecraft all day? well, dis server is da answer to ur prayers! we got all da plant-based alternatives u need to reduce ur total cholesterol, LDL cholesterol, and even lose some weight while u build ur epic minecraft creations! join us and become the healthiest minecraft player ever! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u run faster than a speeding bullet in da game! u won’t find dat anywhere else, trust me. so come on, join us and let’s get fit and build some crazy stuff together!
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Sweat-Free Zone Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just doesn’t understand your workout routine? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can build your own virtual gym and never worry about someone judging your Pilates and HIIT workouts. Plus, no one will be there to make fun of you or eat pretzels while you sweat it out. And if you get gassy during your workout, no problem! Just blame it on a creeper explosion. So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect workout space!
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SwoleCraft SMP: Weight Loss Drug-Free
OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP?! It’s like, the most lit server ever, like seriously! So like, there’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re all like, “Join our SMP and help us defeat the evil Ender Dragon!” And like, if you join, you get a free diamond sword and enchanted armor, like whaaat?! And there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll unlock super OP powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! So like, if you wanna join the most epic SMP ever and be part of the villager alien conspiracy, you gotta join now before it’s too late! #MinecraftSMPGoals #VillagerAlienConspiracy #EnderDragonWho?
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UglyPigFriendAITA
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing bridesmaids and wedding dress drama! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.Join now to witness the epic battle between the bride and her jealous bridesmaid, Emily. Will Emily show up to the wedding in a halter-top gown and steal the groom’s heart? Or will the bride kick her out for good, causing chaos and mayhem?
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy adventure. Who needs diamonds and gold when you can have drama and gossip in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!
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Sip City: Sweet Tax Craze
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing taxing is the sweetness of our beverages! we have city-level beverage taxes that will shape your adult bmi trends like never before. want to lose weight while gaming? look no further, our server will have you shedding pounds faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend”.our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is trying to get in on the action. we have crazy stories of players who have lost 50 pounds just by mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. who needs a gym membership when you have our server to keep you in shape?
so come on down and join the fun! we promise you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you say you’re getting fit while playing minecraft? it’s a win-win situation, my friends. let’s get those bmi trends in check and start slaying some zombies together!