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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 990 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
