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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 8624 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 129 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
