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WeightCheckMC Server

apology refusal, child’s health, child’s weight, childhood obesity, Communication Issues, daughter’s weight, family conflict, family disagreement, family dynamics, family outing, horse riding, horseback riding, mother-in-law, overweight child, parenting, pony ride, ranch visit, Safety concerns, Server, weight limit, weight management, WeightCheckMC

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my mother-in-law weighing my kids before they ride ponies? Look no further! Join our server for some insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Reasons to join: 1. Weigh-ins before riding horses – just like at my mother’s ranch, we make sure you’re not too heavy for our virtual ponies. Safety first, folks! 2. Apology drama – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like when my wife demanded an apology for weighing the kids. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? 3. Cold shoulders and accusations – Experience the thrill of being called a cruel asshole by your own family members, all while building epic structures in Minecraft. 4. Weather excuses – Just like my mom’s excuse for not letting the kids ride, we’ll come up with all sorts of crazy reasons for why things aren’t happening on the server. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who needs boring old gameplay when you can have drama, weight limits, and family feuds? It’s a virtual rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

NuttyWeightLossCraft

almonds, calorie-controlled, diet, dietary guidelines, Healthy Eating, healthy fats, healthy lifestyle, long-term weight loss, metabolism, nutrition, nuts, NuttyWeightLossCraft, peanuts, pistachios, portion control, satiety, Snacking, walnuts, weight loss, weight loss tips, weight management

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Star Shards Collected:	69
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

so, like, if you wanna lose weight but still wanna snack on some nuts, then join our minecraft server! we got all the nuts you could ever want, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, you name it! and get this, eating them won’t even mess up your weight loss journey, it might even help you lose more weight! it’s like magic, but with nuts. so come join us and snack your way to a skinnier you, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. nuts for the win!

SkinnyDadvsFatKid

Apology, bmi calculation, body image, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, emotional reactions, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, FITNESS, generational differences, health concerns, Insecurities, loose skin, overeating, self esteem, SkinnyDadvsFatKid, teenage struggles, Understanding, weight loss surgery, weight management

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9930
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a dad who went from being a chunky monkey to a fitness freak! Join us for some epic adventures and witness the transformation of a man who went from loving donuts to loving dumbbells.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from controlling parents who think they know everything about weight loss. Forget about weird diets and constant BMI calculations, here you can just focus on building your dream world block by block.

And if you ever feel like your dad is being too harsh, just remind him about his loose skin and watch him turn as red as a ripe tomato. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you have to worry about is the weight of your diamond armor. Let’s build, mine, and troll our way to victory!

NoMoreCreeperCakes

advice, balance, diet, food choices, habits, health tips, Healthy Eating, Junk Food, Lifestyle, Longevity, mindful eating, Moderation, NoMoreCreeperCakes, nutrition, processed foods, self improvement, self-care, Sugar, weight management, well-being, wellness

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Emeralds Found:	2639	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

If you could tell your 30 year old self to cut one thing out of your diet, it would definitely be the dreaded Creeper Crunch! This explosive snack may seem tempting, but trust us, you don’t want to deal with the aftermath of a Creeper-induced explosion in your stomach. Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to Creeper Crunch forever – your future self will thank you! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you unlimited health and super speed. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest food adventure of your virtual life!

HealthCrafters

body image, dieting, Exercise, family activities, family dynamics, family meals, food choices, HealthCrafters, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, Junk Food, meal planning, Moderation, nutrition, obesity, parenting, physical activity, self-consciousness, weight management

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Animals Bred:	49	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promote healthy eating habits and family bonding through virtual adventures! Join us and embark on a journey to a land filled with nutritious foods and fun activities for the whole family.

Imagine a world where your virtual family can go on walks together after dinner, just like in real life! Build a virtual salad bar for your kids to enjoy, and watch them grow stronger and healthier with every bite.

But beware, there are challenges along the way, like the temptation of carb-loading dance teams and snack-crazed villagers. Will you stand strong and stick to your healthy eating plan, or will you give in to the sugary temptations of the virtual world?

Join us on this epic quest to answer the age-old question: AITA for forcing my whole family to eat healthy? Only on our Minecraft server, where healthy living meets hilarious adventures!

MouseMashFitCamp

activity reduction, Animal Behavior, animal research, Body Temperature, circadian rhythm disruption, circadian rhythm regulation, exercise effects, exercise impact, exercise intensity, exercise outcomes, food intake, health implications, high-intensity exercise, metabolic changes, metabolic rate, mice study, MouseMashFitCamp, obesity risk, physiological response, weight gain, weight management

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

SO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U SOMETHIN, ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT MICE DOIN HIGH-INTENSITY EXERCISE ALL DAY LONG! DEY BE RUNNIN ON DEM TREADMILLS LIKE CRAZY, DISRUPTIN THEIR CIRCADIAN RHYTHM AND GETTIN ALL CONFUSED. BUT GUESS WHAT? IT MAKES DEM GAIN WEIGHT, EVEN IF DEY AIN’T EATIN NOTHIN! SO, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, COME JOIN US AND SEE DEM CHUNKY MICE IN ACTION!

ChunkyCraft: Weighty Wonders

#workout, body composition, Body transformation, ChunkyCraft, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, health, heavy lifting, is this too much weight, motivation, muscle building, perseverance, Physical fitness, self improvement, strength gains, strength training, weight management, weightlifting, weighty, wellness, Wonders

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Animals Bred:	55
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Enchantments Applied:	93	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re carrying too much weight on your shoulders? Well, fear not, because is here to save the day! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Don’t worry about building boring old houses, because on our server, your house will be a floating castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. And did we mention that every player gets their own pet dragon to ride into battle? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ChunkyCraft

1. weight gain, Binge Eating, body image, ChunkyCraft, emotional eating 2. overeating, emotional well being, mental health, personal growth, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance 4. body positivity, self-care 3. obesity, self-perception, unhealthy eating, unhealthy habits, weight management, wellness journey

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Crops Grown:	8847
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride llamas into battle against creeper armies while wearing a unicorn onesie!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds while being chased by a giant chicken that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who will teach you the secret dance moves that will make all the other players jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Crafty Kingdom Come LOLz – Preorder Not Required!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!

So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!

The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server

anglokikes, Bravery, BYSTANDER, controversy, Credit, crime, discrimination, ethnicity, gun, Hero, intervention, Justice, Media, Minecraft, missing, Mystery, News, police whore, prejudice, recognition, Russian, russian guy, Server, society, stabber, violence

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where the Russian guy who stopped the stabber is a legend? Look no further! Join our server where we give credit where credit is due and don’t let any police whores steal the spotlight. Typical anglokikes can’t handle the epicness of our server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few Russian heroes saving the day. Who needs police when you have Minecraft players like us? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Buildings Constructed:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Ores Mined:	4112
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	5925

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take things to the next level with our “Is that a fucking Omen Mask dude?” edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a news channel that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world. Plus, our latest patches will blow your mind with new features and improvements that will make your gaming experience even more awesome.

But wait, there’s more! Our main information document is a treasure trove of tips, tricks, and secrets that will help you become a Minecraft master in no time. And don’t forget about our character planners, interactive map, and group password – because who doesn’t love a good mystery to solve?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our previous grace, who had the time of their lives with us. See you in the game!

CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

Affection, anger, BROKEN, CraftyQueens, CREEPERS, emotional trauma, Evil, hatred, healing, Insecurity, ladies, Loneliness, Misogyny, Respect, self love, self reflection, Therapy, toxic masculinity, unreachable, warmth, Women

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mines Excavated:	4463	Void Armor Forged:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, unable to find that special someone to share your diamond loot with? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and affection from our virtual female players!

Join us and experience the warmth and affection you’ve been missing in your pixelated life. Our female players are ready to shower you with attention and make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

Don’t be a faggot who hates women deep inside, join our server and let the love flow through you like a river of lava. You may just find that the real treasure in Minecraft is the friends (and girlfriends) you make along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and creepers.

Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

Adventures, APPEAL, bl, blocky, Blooms, books, Chinese literature, comparison, CREEPERS, danmei, erotic fiction, explode, Fandom, Fish, good looking guys, LGBTQ, light novels, love, Popular, Pregnant, relationships, romance, selling better, Understanding, yaoi

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Magic Items Found:	6892

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Mines Excavated:	3978	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Runes Activated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

#socialjustice, acceptance, CREEPERS, culture, Diversity, equality, genderidentity, humanrights, inclusion, Japan, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtqrights, loveislove, Nonbinary, PixelPride, pride, progress, sexualorientation, society, tolerance, Transgender

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	264443	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Animals Bred:	82	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

MOOville Snapcraft

Anons, Despair, Disappointment, error, Failure, Grief, Guilt, Heartache, helplessness, missed chance, missed opportunity, mistake, MOOOOOOOO, MOOville, regret, remorse, Sadness, save her, Snap, Snapcraft, sorrow, Tragedy

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!