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  • BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

    BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

    On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

    Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

    So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Tiny Bites Realm 1.20.5

    Tiny Bites Realm 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server where we eat smaller portions of virtual food because apparently fatties can’t figure it out in real life.

    We offer 75% goyslop of the highest degree but in tiny portions, so you can still get your virtual nutrients and fiber.

    It’s like a virtual diet plan, but with blocks and creepers.

    Come join us and question your reality while building pixelated wonders and avoiding virtual hunger pangs.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FitFam4Life – Minecraft SMP

    FitFam4Life – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, dude, let me tell you about this totally wacky Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life, bro. Like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away and building your dirt hut, and you’re like, “Man, I wish there was a server where I could do that but also fight dragons and ride pigs into battle”? Well, look no further, my friend, because this server has it all.

    First off, the community is like a big ol’ family of derps who just want to have a good time and make some epic builds. We have this one guy who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak, like what even is that? And don’t even get me started on the time we all banded together to defeat the evil Ender Dragon by throwing potatoes at it until it cried and flew away.

    But the real reason you should join this server is because it will motivate you to live a healthier lifestyle. Like, seriously, after spending hours running away from creepers and climbing mountains, you’ll be in the best shape of your life. Plus, all the virtual veggies you’ll be farming will make you crave salads in real life. It’s like magic, bro.

    So come join us on this wild ride of epicness and insanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie pigs. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re all in it together. Let’s do this, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AeroCraft – 150 Minutes a Week

    AeroCraft – 150 Minutes a Week

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, u wanna lose weight? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and get ready to sweat it out in minecraft! we got crazy challenges like running laps around the virtual world and climbing pixelated mountains to burn those calories! forget boring gym routines, this is the real deal! u gotta do at least 150 minutes of aerobic exercise a week to see results, but trust us, it’s gonna be worth it! join now and get ready to get fit while having a blast in the blocky universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Twin Gorge 1.21.1

    Twin Gorge 1.21.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget all that noise! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of trying to change your face shape!

    We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, zombies trying to eat your brains, and skeletons shooting arrows at you like it’s a freakin’ archery competition!

    Who needs pseudoscience when you can be mining for diamonds and building epic structures with your buddies?

    Forget about face wraps, come wrap your mind around the insanity of our server instead!

    Join now and leave all that other nonsense behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GroceryGriefer

    GroceryGriefer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a place where you can hoard all the food to yourself without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience a world where you can stock up on all the virtual cookies, pasta, and rotisserie chicken you desire without having to share with anyone else. No more survival of the fittest in your household – on our server, it’s survival of the hungriest!

    Forget about food stamps, forget about sharing at work potlucks, forget about feeling guilty for wanting to keep all the food for yourself. On our server, you can focus on building your dream virtual world without any distractions.

    So come on over and leave your real-life food struggles behind. Join our Minecraft server and feast like a king (or queen) without any judgment. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SlimPickaxe SMP

    SlimPickaxe SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

    But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

    So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MommaCraft: BorderlineBanter

    MommaCraft: BorderlineBanter

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no family photo albums in sight!

    Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to avoid uncomfortable situations like being forced to look at old photos of yourself while trying on new clothes. We promise not to trigger any traumatic memories or bring up any past embarrassments – unless it’s in the form of a hilarious in-game prank!

    Don’t worry about stepping on any family member’s toes here – unless it’s to push them off a virtual cliff in a friendly game of PvP. Join us now for a drama-free, photo-free, and stress-free Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hungry Minecraft SMP Player

    Hungry Minecraft SMP Player

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of skipping meals just to watch this epic Minecraft SMP? Well, join us and never go hungry again because our virtual food is unlimited! Plus, our server is so addictive that you won’t even want to leave your computer to eat.

    But beware, once you join, you may lose track of time and forget to do anything else. Just ask our player who claims to have lost so much in real life because they were too busy building virtual empires. So come join us and get lost in the madness of our insane Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Bad Ozempic Minecraft SMP

    The Bad Ozempic Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go. From pranking unsuspecting players to starting llama dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world, guarded by a fierce army of chicken warriors. Will you be brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy trying to survive the constant barrage of exploding sheep and flying pigs?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the unexpected is always just around the corner!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP