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Weight Loss Transformation

  • SlimPickaxe SMP

    SlimPickaxe SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

    But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

    So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelPoundsSlimming

    PixelPoundsSlimming

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further! Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and run away from creepers! Our virtual world is so intense, you’ll be sweating off those extra pounds in no time! Plus, our secret potion recipes will have you slim and trim in no time. Say goodbye to those pesky love handles and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! Join now and get ready to shed those virtual pounds!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SkinnyCraft: Lost & Found

    SkinnyCraft: Lost & Found

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of trying every diet and exercise plan under the sun with no results? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Our players have reported losing up to 50 pounds in a week from all the intense clicking and keyboard smashing. So say goodbye to boring gym routines and hello to virtual weight loss on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CalorieCraft SMP: “I can’t lose weight, I tried counting pixels and running from creepers”

    CalorieCraft SMP: “I can’t lose weight, I tried counting pixels and running from creepers”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weight loss solution! That’s right, forget about counting calories and hitting the gym, all you need to do is join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you run from creepers and jump over lava pits. Our players have reported losing up to 50 pounds in just one week! So come join us and start your weight loss journey today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SkinnyCraft: How U Lose Weight?

    SkinnyCraft: How U Lose Weight?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be running around so much trying to escape the zombie hordes that you’ll shed those pounds faster than you can say “diamond sword!” Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about those pesky cravings for junk food. Who needs pizza when you can feast on virtual pork chops and golden apples? Trust us, your waistline will thank you.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBikiniBattles

    BlockyBikiniBattles

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for some outrageous fun!

    Join our server and experience the most epic transformations ever seen in Minecraft history! Just like how I, a 40F player, transformed from a blocky noob to a pixelated powerhouse! With the help of my personal trainer (who is definitely not a creeper), I shed over 50 pounds of pixelated weight and now I’m slaying mobs like never before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is like a virtual lake house where you can hang out with your friends and their families. Just like how my three best friends and I rented a house on the lake for the 4th of July week. We had a blast until they started hating on my pixelated curves! They said my two-piece bikini was making their pixelated husbands uncomfortable. Can you believe it? But I stood my ground and showed them who’s the real queen of the server!

    So come join us and show off your pixelated assets in the most epic way possible! Build, mine, and slay your way to victory on our server. And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being too pixelated or too fabulous! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCraftySlimmingTips

    MineCraftySlimmingTips

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch those pixels melt away faster than a creeper in sunlight! Our virtual workouts will have you mining and crafting your way to a slimmer avatar in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical weight-loss properties. So come join us and say goodbye to those extra blocks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SpaceSMP

    SpaceSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    SpaceSMP is a friendly, application only SMP with a little twist:

    The players vote on an update each week and our developers code it!

    mc.spacesmp.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShiwS World

    ShiwS World

    New Minecraft Servers

    First Vanilla Server Without whitelist with multilanguage support. I hope u will be first who join our family

    162.19.162.195:25702

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Radiagon

    Radiagon

    New Minecraft Servers

    There is very little time left until you besiege your enemies’ castles with dragons and tigers. Now you can start designing the castles you will build!

    At RADIAGON, we have adapted the dream that everyone has been dreaming of for years, “let’s build a castle as a clan, have mounts, have a lot of different weapons/items”, into reality, you are with us!

    play.radiagon.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP