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MineCraftySlimming
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PixelPoundsSlimming
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SlimCraft: 99.9% Lifestyle
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OH, AND IF YOU JOIN NOW, YOU’LL GET A FREE PET UNICORN THAT FARTS RAINBOWS AND POOPS GOLD. YEAH, THAT’S HOW EPIC OUR SERVER IS.
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SlimCraft: Lost & Found
Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in the real world? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you! Our players have reported losing weight just by playing on our server – it’s like a workout without the sweat! So come join us and say goodbye to those love handles and hello to a leaner, meaner you! -
SkinnyCraft: Lost & Found
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SlimCraft: Shedding Blocks & Pounds
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CalorieCraft SMP: “I can’t lose weight, I tried counting pixels and running from creepers”
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weight loss solution! That’s right, forget about counting calories and hitting the gym, all you need to do is join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you run from creepers and jump over lava pits. Our players have reported losing up to 50 pounds in just one week! So come join us and start your weight loss journey today! -
SlimCraft2021
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MineCraftySlimmingTips
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