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Weight Loss Goals

  • PixelPoundsSlimming

    PixelPoundsSlimming

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further! Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and run away from creepers! Our virtual world is so intense, you’ll be sweating off those extra pounds in no time! Plus, our secret potion recipes will have you slim and trim in no time. Say goodbye to those pesky love handles and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! Join now and get ready to shed those virtual pounds!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SlimCraft: 99.9% Lifestyle

    SlimCraft: 99.9% Lifestyle

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU, YES YOU, DO YOU WANNA LOSE WEIGHT AND HAVE FUN DOING IT? WELL THEN COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE HAVE A SPECIAL MAGIC POTION THAT MAKES YOUR CHARACTER SKINNY IN THE GAME, SO YOU CAN EAT AS MANY VIRTUAL CHEESEBURGERS AS YOU WANT AND STILL LOOK LIKE A SUPERMODEL!

    ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT BURNS MORE CALORIES THAN RUNNING A MARATHON? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS BASICALLY A GYM MEMBERSHIP, BUT WITHOUT ALL THE SWEAT AND SMELLY PEOPLE.

    OH, AND IF YOU JOIN NOW, YOU’LL GET A FREE PET UNICORN THAT FARTS RAINBOWS AND POOPS GOLD. YEAH, THAT’S HOW EPIC OUR SERVER IS.

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND GET FIT WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING ZOMBIES. IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION, DUDE!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CalorieCraft SMP: “I can’t lose weight, I tried counting pixels and running from creepers”

    CalorieCraft SMP: “I can’t lose weight, I tried counting pixels and running from creepers”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weight loss solution! That’s right, forget about counting calories and hitting the gym, all you need to do is join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you run from creepers and jump over lava pits. Our players have reported losing up to 50 pounds in just one week! So come join us and start your weight loss journey today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCraftySlimmingTips

    MineCraftySlimmingTips

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch those pixels melt away faster than a creeper in sunlight! Our virtual workouts will have you mining and crafting your way to a slimmer avatar in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical weight-loss properties. So come join us and say goodbye to those extra blocks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FireworksFreakout

    FireworksFreakout

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join our server where the animals throw a wild party every time fireworks go off! imagine creepers breakdancing, zombies doing the macarena, and skeletons trying to twerk! it’s a real zoo out here, literally! join now for a chance to witness the most epic animal dance party in minecraft history! oh, and did we mention the pigs can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join our server today and let the animal antics begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FatCraft: Modern Obesity Diagnosis

    FatCraft: Modern Obesity Diagnosis

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u!

    come join our server where we diagnose obesity in minecraft characters based on how their body fat is distributed! forget about boring old BMI, we’re all about that body fat distribution, baby!

    we’re like the Dr. Oz of minecraft servers, always staying up to date with the latest developments in the field. we even have new obesity medications in our virtual pharmacy!

    so come join us and let’s get those minecraft characters in shape! who knew virtual weight loss could be so fun and informative? join now and let’s get those pixels in shape!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Don’t be mystified by our SMP, it’s like Hogwarts but with creepers!

    Don’t be mystified by our SMP, it’s like Hogwarts but with creepers!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Mystic SMP Overview

    Server IP mystic.kinetichosting.gg

    About Us: Mystic SMP is a mostly vanilla survival multiplayer (SMP) server designed for players who enjoy a classic Minecraft experience with a touch of magic and adventure. Our server promotes a friendly and respectful community where players can build, explore, and have fun together.

    Server Rules:

      • No Griefing: Respect others’ builds and creations.
      • No Hacking: Play fair and keep the game enjoyable for everyone.
      • Respect Others: Treat all players with kindness and respect.
      • Have Fun: Enjoy your time and make the most of your adventures!

    Features:

      • Build Anywhere: Feel free to construct your own houses, structures, and anything your imagination conjures up.
      • Friendly Community: Join a welcoming and helpful group of players who are always ready to assist and collaborate.

    Join us today and become part of the Mystic SMP community where adventure and creativity await!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I grief other players’ builds? No, griefing is against our server rules. Please respect others’ creations.
    Are hacks allowed on the server? No, hacking is not allowed. We strive to provide a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
    How can I join the server? You can join by entering the server IP “mystic.kinetichosting.gg” in your Minecraft client.
    What do I do if I encounter a player being disrespectful? Please report any disrespectful behavior to a staff member so that appropriate action can be taken.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MamaCraft Minecraft Server

    MamaCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you proud VT mamas and chubas out there!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious adventures and heartwarming moments as you navigate through our wacky world. Build a house for your chuba, go on ridiculous quests with other players, and watch as your chuba grows into the most epic creature in all of Minecraft!

    But beware, rival VT mamas may try to steal your chuba or challenge you to chuba battles. Will you come out on top as the ultimate chuba champion? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chuba madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyGirlsMC – The Perfect Mix of Cute Girls and Chaos Minecraft Server

    CraftyGirlsMC – The Perfect Mix of Cute Girls and Chaos Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of cute girls doing cute things and absolute insanity!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world while fending off attacks from flying unicorns and battling evil llamas. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers wear party hats and break out into dance numbers when they explode!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a giant pink fluffy bunny. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HusbandBFFNoStay-MCServer

    HusbandBFFNoStay-MCServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize those who go above and beyond for their friends!

    Join us and experience the thrill of crossing borders, just like the epic journey our player made to attend a wedding during COVID! We promise, no PCR tests required to enter our server (unless you’re a zombie).

    At our server, we treat our players like family – literally! Get ready to stay in luxurious 5-star accommodations, just like how we treat our friends and family. Who needs a gift or a congratulatory card when you have a diamond sword, are we right?

    Join now and experience the drama of deciding whether to host former friends who ghosted you for a year. Will you choose loyalty to your best friend or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior? The choice is yours on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wild adventures and outrageous friendships that await you. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP