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  • SlimPickaxe SMP

    SlimPickaxe SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

    But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

    So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CalorieCraft SMP: “I can’t lose weight, I tried counting pixels and running from creepers”

    CalorieCraft SMP: “I can’t lose weight, I tried counting pixels and running from creepers”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weight loss solution! That’s right, forget about counting calories and hitting the gym, all you need to do is join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you run from creepers and jump over lava pits. Our players have reported losing up to 50 pounds in just one week! So come join us and start your weight loss journey today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SlimCraft Minecraft Server

    SlimCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking to level up your Minecraft skills and your looks at the same time? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to shed those extra pounds and gain some serious muscle mass.

    Join us and embark on epic quests that will have you running, jumping, and fighting your way to a new level of fitness. Our virtual world is filled with healthy food options to keep you on track, so say goodbye to those tempting cookies and sugary snacks.

    And who knows, you might even find your perfect match in our virtual realm. With your new and improved physique, you’ll be turning heads left and right. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior and heartthrob.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyFascistsWin2021

    CraftyFascistsWin2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where the Austria’s Freedom Party just won their first far-right national election since World War II… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, we’re so wild and unpredictable that even real-life politics are getting in on the action!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging political drama left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some virtual politicians trying to campaign for diamonds or something. It’s a madhouse here, but that’s what makes it so dang fun!

    So come on down and join the chaos, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet llama that can breakdance. Yeah, you heard me right, a breakdancing llama! Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on this server. See you there, party animals!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Krafty Minds – New Schizo Med

    Krafty Minds – New Schizo Med

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the first schizophrenia medication in decades but for ur gaming brain! we got a whole new mechanism of action that will blow ur mind! in trials, players on our server experienced relief from all the core symptoms of boredom, improved their cognitive function to epic levels, and didn’t have any of those nasty side effects like getting kicked or banned for no reason. come join the madness and level up ur gaming experience like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Jolly Miners Minecraft Server

    Jolly Miners Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Megumi has been reading some seriously wild manga that has inspired our gameplay! Join us for a chance to experience the crazy adventures and unexpected twists that only a manga-inspired server can offer.

    Ever wanted to ride a giant flying cat into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure, just like your favorite manga protagonist? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    But be warned, the manga influence doesn’t stop at gameplay. Our community is filled with characters straight out of a comic book, from the mysterious ninja who only communicates in haikus to the eccentric inventor who builds contraptions that defy all logic.

    So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant robot attack). Who knows what kind of manga-inspired madness you’ll encounter next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Beatles of Vtubers Minecraft SMP

    The Beatles of Vtubers Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP and become part of the Beatles of Vtubers!

    Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a group of hilarious and talented Vtubers who are taking the Minecraft world by storm. We’ve got a Vtuber who can tame creepers with her soothing voice, another who can build entire cities in the blink of an eye, and one who can literally fly on a pig (don’t ask how, it’s a trade secret).

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wacky events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a yearly Ender Dragon beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the music never stops and the diamond blocks flow like water.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with the Beatles of Vtubers and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WeddingBellsMC Server

    WeddingBellsMC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where promises are meant to be broken just like in this wild family drama! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can build your own lavish venue, design your own fancy dresses, and serve gourmet food to all your virtual guests.

    Don’t worry about draining your savings here, because on our server, you can create the wedding of your dreams without breaking the bank. And if your cousin starts asking for 70% of the total bill, just tell her it’s not what you meant by “help” and watch the drama unfold in a virtual world.

    Join us now and experience the thrill of planning a wedding without the stress of actually paying for it. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have all the fun on our Minecraft server? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyParentz

    CraftyParentz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we not only build epic structures but also give hygiene talks to all players! Join us for a unique experience where you can learn how to properly wash yourself in the shower, clean your hair, and even use deodorant.

    Just like the player who took in his son’s friend and gave him a hygiene lesson, we believe in taking care of each other in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get your own shampoo, conditioner, and aftershave in the game!

    Join now for a server like no other, where we prioritize cleanliness and friendship above all else. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if your Minecraft character starts to smell a bit off – we’ll just kindly remind you to take a shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DreamySMP: RecurringDreams

    DreamySMP: RecurringDreams

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you dream of a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch apple, battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

    Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as you are, from a player who tamed a creeper as a pet to another who built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance to the beat of jukeboxes.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP