Weight Limit MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ChairWarsMC

calm explanation, fat, ChairWarsMC, relationship issue, sharing belongings

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my boyfriend’s reaction to me telling him not to sit on my chair? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual world and maybe even find a diamond or two.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have chairs with weight limits higher than 110kg, so your boyfriend can sit comfortably without fear of breaking anything. Plus, our server is so inclusive, even short people with expensive ergonomic chairs are welcome!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the adventures begin. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chair that can withstand any weight limit!

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430lbsCraft: SMP – The Beefiest Player in the Minecraft World

athlete, strength training, strongman competition, heavyweight division, professional athletes

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over everyone else like Brian Shaw at a UFC weigh-in? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and dominate like never before with our weight limit of 265lbs for all players. That’s right, no more being outmatched by those puny little players who can’t even lift a block of dirt. With a whopping 150lbs advantage over them, you’ll be the undisputed champion of the server in no time.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and show those HW’s in the UFC who the real heavyweight champion is in the Minecraft world. It’s time to flex those pixelated muscles and crush the competition like never before!

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WeightCheckMC Server

family conflict, weight management, child’s weight, child’s health, horse riding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my mother-in-law weighing my kids before they ride ponies? Look no further! Join our server for some insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Reasons to join: 1. Weigh-ins before riding horses – just like at my mother’s ranch, we make sure you’re not too heavy for our virtual ponies. Safety first, folks! 2. Apology drama – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like when my wife demanded an apology for weighing the kids. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? 3. Cold shoulders and accusations – Experience the thrill of being called a cruel asshole by your own family members, all while building epic structures in Minecraft. 4. Weather excuses – Just like my mom’s excuse for not letting the kids ride, we’ll come up with all sorts of crazy reasons for why things aren’t happening on the server. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who needs boring old gameplay when you can have drama, weight limits, and family feuds? It’s a virtual rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

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CraftyAddict SMP

smp, motivation, beneficial habits, self-discipline, goal-setting

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with their rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like crack for Minecraft players – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party full of creepers and skeletons getting down to some sick beats. It was lit, bro. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They have advanced technology and will help you conquer the world – as long as you bring them plenty of hay, of course.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

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NoSelfieNoCringeCraft

cringey, NoSelfieNoCringeCraft, self-image, self-acceptance, awkward

Are you tired of feeling like a potato in your selfies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, your character will always look like a majestic unicorn princess ready to slay some creepers! Join us and never feel cringey about your virtual appearance again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of selfie-obsessed Endermen who will make sure you always look fabulous in every screenshot. So come on over and snap some epic pics with us! 🦄📸 #SelfieGoals #MinecraftGlam

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KoreanCraft: Impeached in 2 Weeks!

Democracy, Politics, Asia, weeks, former leader

so like, this server is so lit, it’s like the South Korean government but in Minecraft form. imagine being impeached just 2 weeks after taking over, that’s some crazy drama right there. come join our server and experience the thrill of being impeached in record time. who needs political stability when you can have chaos and fun in Minecraft? join now and see if you can last longer than the interim president did. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.

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DNP Madness: Muscle Mania

muscle growth, dangerous chemicals, Bodybuilder, Mania, anabolic steroids

Come join our Minecraft server where you can lift virtual blocks and build your dream muscles like that bodybuilder dude who took too many chemicals and went kaput! We promise our server will make you look so jacked, you’ll be mistaken for a walking Minecraft character in real life! Plus, we have special anabolic steroids power-ups hidden in the game that will give you super strength and make you the envy of all your pixelated friends. Just be careful not to overdose like that unfortunate bodybuilder, we want you to keep playing on our server for a loooong time! So come on, join us and let’s get swole together in the world of Minecraft!

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Dungeon SMP

mmo, expanding dungeon, Cross-Play, Parkour, Raiding

Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

Are you looking for a unique SMP that has never been seen before?

The Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. There are many different classes- you can be anything from a Serpent to an Undead. Don’t forget the lore of the Fallen Gods… As long as you’ve been grinding you can become stong. Join DSMP today!

51.222.166.68:25623

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Frosty Adventure 1.20.3

Adventure, video games, limited time, gaming discounts, indie games

Hey bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a winter sale but for your brain! Imagine walking through a virtual wonderland filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities. It’s like getting a discount on reality, but without the pesky limitations of physics and logic. Trust me, once you start building your dream world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy server and let your imagination run wild!

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Same Shit Minecraft SMP Chose Before The Election

representation, CONGRATS, Stereotypes, political rhetoric, public opinion

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with big booty latinas and jeets running amok, causing all sorts of shenanigans. Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, here you’ll be too busy trying to wrangle in our wild inhabitants.

Join us if you’re up for a challenge like no other. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Or will you be overrun by twerking latinas and mischievous jeets? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures on our server!

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