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ChairWarsMC

Argument, back support, Boundaries, Boyfriend, calm explanation, chair maintenance, chair setup, ChairWarsMC, communication problem, ergonomic chair, expensive chair, fat, manual reading, office job, period emotions, relationship issue, sharing belongings, short person, weight limit, working from home

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my boyfriend’s reaction to me telling him not to sit on my chair? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual world and maybe even find a diamond or two.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have chairs with weight limits higher than 110kg, so your boyfriend can sit comfortably without fear of breaking anything. Plus, our server is so inclusive, even short people with expensive ergonomic chairs are welcome!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the adventures begin. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chair that can withstand any weight limit!

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430lbsCraft: SMP – The Beefiest Player in the Minecraft World

430lbs, 430lbsCraft, athlete, beefiest, brian shaw, Combat sports, Heavyweight, heavyweight division, Martial Arts, Minecraft, MMA, physical dominance, player, Powerlifting, professional athletes, professional fighting, size advantage, size differential, smp, strength training, strongest man, strongman competition, ufc, weight classes, weight limit, world

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over everyone else like Brian Shaw at a UFC weigh-in? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and dominate like never before with our weight limit of 265lbs for all players. That’s right, no more being outmatched by those puny little players who can’t even lift a block of dirt. With a whopping 150lbs advantage over them, you’ll be the undisputed champion of the server in no time.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and show those HW’s in the UFC who the real heavyweight champion is in the Minecraft world. It’s time to flex those pixelated muscles and crush the competition like never before!

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WeightCheckMC Server

apology refusal, child’s health, child’s weight, childhood obesity, Communication Issues, daughter’s weight, family conflict, family disagreement, family dynamics, family outing, horse riding, horseback riding, mother-in-law, overweight child, parenting, pony ride, ranch visit, Safety concerns, Server, weight limit, weight management, WeightCheckMC

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my mother-in-law weighing my kids before they ride ponies? Look no further! Join our server for some insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Reasons to join: 1. Weigh-ins before riding horses – just like at my mother’s ranch, we make sure you’re not too heavy for our virtual ponies. Safety first, folks! 2. Apology drama – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like when my wife demanded an apology for weighing the kids. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? 3. Cold shoulders and accusations – Experience the thrill of being called a cruel asshole by your own family members, all while building epic structures in Minecraft. 4. Weather excuses – Just like my mom’s excuse for not letting the kids ride, we’ll come up with all sorts of crazy reasons for why things aren’t happening on the server. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who needs boring old gameplay when you can have drama, weight limits, and family feuds? It’s a virtual rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

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UpDownCraft

affirmative, affirmative expressions, affirmative phrases, Agreement, agreement expressions, agreement phrases, Approval, colloquialism, Communication, consent, down for that, Expressions, IDIOMS, Language, phrases, same meaning, Slang, Understanding, up for that, UpDownCraft, WILLINGNESS

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. our admin once fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of raw potatoes. join us if u wanna experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness!

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CocoaCrafters: Climate-Proof Plants!

#sustainability, agriculture, Biodiversity, BOTANY, climate change, climate-proof chocolate, ClimateProof, Cocoa Beans, CocoaCrafters, conservation, discovery, Economic importance, Environment, Food Industry, new plants, Plants, rain forests, research, scientists, south america, species, Theobroma cacao, Trees

HEY Y’ALL, WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT PLANTS THAT MAKE CLIMATE-PROOF CHOCOLATE, YUP YOU HEARD RIGHT! THESE PLANTS WERE DISCOVERED BY SCIENTISTS IN SOME RANDOM RAIN FOREST IN SOUTH AMERICA. THEY’RE LIKE COUSINS TO THE CACAO TREE THAT GIVES US CHOCOLATE.

IMAGINE HAVING CHOCOLATE THAT CAN WITHSTAND ANY WEATHER, LIKE A SUPERHERO CHOCOLATE OR SOMETHING. JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU CAN BE PART OF THIS CRAZY CHOCOLATE REVOLUTION. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL STUMBLE UPON A GOLDEN CHOCOLATE BAR THAT GIVES YOU SUPERPOWERS IN THE GAME.

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S EXPLORE THIS WACKY WORLD OF CLIMATE-PROOF CHOCOLATE TOGETHER. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER INSANE DISCOVERIES WE’LL FIND NEXT!

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SpaceXMC

Asia, Asia Based, Cross-Play, Economy, Enhance, Gamemodes, gameplay, Gaming Skills, improve, India, India-based, LifeSteal, Lifesteal Practice, Minecraft, Network, Practice, PvP, PvP-Network, Raiding, Roleplay, Server, Skills, SpaceXMC, Upcoming

SpaceXMC – Best PvP Network This Server Includes Lifesteal Practice And more Upcoming gamemodes its Asia / India Based Server Over 50+ Gamemodess Where You Can Enhance Your Gameplay And Improve your Gaming Skills

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Cheese-themed server: Corsaire SMP – Gouda PvP, Brie Towny, Asiago Economy, Cheddar Shipbuilding, Havarti Map 1.21

Adventure, alliances, Asiago, Block-warships, Bravery, Brie, cheddar, Cheesethemed, Community, Conquer, Corsaire, Crafting, Creatures, destiny, Economy, edge, Fleet, Gear, gouda, havarti, Map, Monsters, Pirates, PvP, Resources, Rewards, Server, Shipbuilding, Skills, smp, strategy, Towny, Trade, wealth

Welcome to Corsaire!

Ahoy, adventurers! Get ready for a unique pirate adventure with Corsaire. Where every type of player finds a mission!

Strategic Towny Warfare

🔹 Build your empire | Form alliances | Conquer rivals

🔹 Shape the world with your strategy!

Custom Ships

🔹 Sail the seas | Explore uncharted waters.

🔹 Command your fleet and claim your destiny!

🔹 Build your very own block-warships!

Unique Creatures

🔹 Face custom-designed monsters | Unlock rare rewards

🔹 Test your skills and bravery!

Innovative Crafting

🔹 Create unique items | Customize your gear

🔹 Gain the edge in every adventure!

Dynamic Economy

🔹 Trade and build your wealth | Manage resources

🔹 Your economic decisions shape your power!

Why Corsaire?

🔹 Engaging Community

🔹 Join a world where your actions impact the story

🔹 Connect with fellow pirates and buccaneers!

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join Corsaire, please follow the instructions on our Discord server.

Are there any rules in Corsaire?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a friendly and fair gaming environment. Please refer to the server’s rules document for more information.

Can I play solo or do I need to join a crew?

You can play solo or join a crew in Corsaire. Both options are available for players!

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP (Player vs. Player) is allowed on the server. Be ready to engage in battles with other players!

How can I get custom ships in Corsaire?

You can obtain custom ships in Corsaire by completing certain quests, trading with other players, or crafting them with the required resources.

Are there special events in Corsaire?

Yes, Corsaire hosts special events from time to time where players can participate and win unique rewards. Stay tuned for announcements on our Discord server!

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No Homo Schlomo’s Minecraft Server

acceptance, Bigotry, Country, Das rite, discrimination, Diversity, equality, exclusion, globo homo Schlomos, Hate Speech, homo, Homophobia, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, Minecraft, not welcomed, prejudice, Schlomos, Server, Social Issues, Xenophobia

Are you tired of those pesky globo homo Schlomos ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further, because on our server, they are not welcomed! Join us and experience a world free of globo homo Schlomos, where you can build and mine in peace without their shenanigans.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him and trade with him, he will grant you special powers beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of Blocky Bob?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember, no globo homo Schlomos allowed!

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ProfessionCraft SMP: Capitalist Chaos

Architects, artists, Builders, Buildings, Calling, capitalism, capitalist, Chaos, Countries, crimes, decency, Doctor, economic zones, Engineers, Environment, Exploited, healing, home affordability, homogeneous, Humanity, Humiliation, Ideology, Illness, inspiration, Jews, Medicine, MONEY, National Socialism, Nations, next generations, Oppression, perversion, perverted professions, poisonous foods, policemen, POVERTY, ProfessionCraft, Quality, shock, smp, supportive, teachers, Traitor, transgressive art, unfairness, Vaccines, work, workers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner revolutionary spirit? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in National Socialism and want to create a truly homogeneous and supportive community.

Join us and fight against the exploitation of economic zones by the Jews, because who needs money when you have a strong sense of identity and unity, right? Plus, if you’re tired of doctors only caring about making money instead of actually healing people, then this is the server for you.

Our architects and engineers are dedicated to building affordable homes for everyone, regardless of their nationality. And don’t even get us started on the police, teachers, and artists – they’re all in on the conspiracy to oppress the workers and stifle creativity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time! #RevolutionaryMinecraftSMP

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Rent-Free Sibling Shelter Minecraft Server

Argument, college fund, denial, extended family, family, favoritism, Gifts, Golden Child, grandmother, House, Inheritance, Minecraft, parents, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Rent, RentFree, Resentment, Server, Shelter, sibling, Siblings, step parents, stepmother

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama doesn’t exist because you can build your own world away from all the chaos! Join us for a chance to escape the favoritism and drama of real life, just like our player who inherited a house from their grandmother but didn’t let their pregnant sister and her boyfriend stay there.

Build your dream home, create your own rules, and never have to deal with annoying family members asking for favors. Plus, who needs a goldfish when you can have all the rabbits you want in Minecraft? Join us now and leave the family drama behind – after all, in Minecraft, you’re the one in control!

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NoBabyDramaAllowed

adult-friendly environment, child-free life, critical decisions, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial help, financial responsibility, home environment, LGBTQ+ parenting, maintaining independence, NoBabyDramaAllowed, noise disruption, personal boundaries, personal space, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, unconventional living arrangements, unconventional living situations

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of maintaining a child-free environment! Our server is for adults only, because let’s face it, who wants to deal with noisy, messy kids while trying to build their dream world?

Join us and escape the chaos of parenting, just like our player (34F) who stood her ground against her brother and his baby invasion. No crying babies here, just peaceful building and exploring.

Don’t be the villain of your family, be the hero of your own Minecraft world. Come join us and build your perfect child-free paradise! Remember, family should help each other out, but that doesn’t mean you have to sacrifice your peace and quiet. See you in the game!

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QuittingLlamasMC SMP

embracing change, finding peace, giving up, Happiness, inner strength, learning to let go, letting go, life lessons, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, new beginnings, perseverance, personal growth, positive changes, QuittingLlamasMC, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-care, smp, well-being

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will make you question reality itself.

Forget about giving up on things, because on our server, giving up is not an option. We have players who have given up on finding their way back home, only to discover a secret underground city filled with talking cows and dancing creepers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that ensues.

So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky shenanigans that will make you never want to leave!

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CraftyConspiracies

Conspiracy debunked, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theories debunked., Conspiracy Theory, CraftyConspiracies, critical thinking, debunked theories, false beliefs, false narratives, hoaxes, misconceptions, Misinformation, myth busted, Myths, skepticism, truth revealed, untruths, urban legend, Urban Legends, urban legends debunked, urban myths

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft server where players believed that if you built a house entirely out of diamond blocks, Notch himself would appear and grant you three wishes. People were digging for diamonds like there was no tomorrow, hoping to summon the elusive game developer.

But alas, it was all just a silly rumor spread by a mischievous Enderman who had a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. The only thing you’ll find by building a diamond house on this server is a horde of jealous Creepers trying to blow it up.

Join our server for more wild tales and wacky adventures! Who knows what other crazy myths you’ll uncover while mining for resources and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock a secret disco party in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today!

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Strategic Towny Warfare
🔹 Build your empire \| Form alliances \| Conquer rivals
🔹 Shape the world with your strategy!

Custom Ships
🔹 Sail the seas \| Explore uncharted waters.
🔹 Command your fleet and claim your destiny!
🔹 Build your very own block-warships!

Unique Creatures
🔹 Face custom-designed monsters \| Unlock rare rewards
🔹 Test your skills and bravery!

Innovative Crafting
🔹 Create unique items \| Customize your gear
🔹 Gain the edge in every adventure!

FAQ

How do I join the server?

Are there any rules in Corsaire?

Can I play solo or do I need to join a crew?

Is PvP allowed on the server?

How can I get custom ships in Corsaire?

Are there special events in Corsaire?