join our epic minecraft server and u will never have to worry about gaining weight again! our pixelated world is filled with magical foods that actually make u lose weight in real life! eat as many virtual cakes and cookies as u want, and watch the pounds melt away! plus, if u play on our server for at least 100 hours, u will unlock the secret potion of eternal youth, keeping ur heart healthy well into ur 60s and beyond! so what are u waiting for? join now and start ur journey to a healthier, happier u!
-
CraftyHeartGainers
-
MommaBear’sFatShameDefense
Are you tired of dealing with judgmental family members who think they can comment on your weight and parenting skills? Come join our Minecraft server where no one cares how many pounds you’ve gained postpartum or how many hours of sleep you’ve had! Our community is all about supporting each other and having a good time, without any fat-shaming or baby-bashing nonsense.We have virtual milk supply-boosting foods that will keep you energized and ready to take on any Minecraft challenge. Plus, our in-game workouts will have you shedding those pounds in no time (not that you need to, we love you just the way you are!).
Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds. And remember, on our server, everyone is a winner – no matter what the scale says. See you in the game!
-
CraftyCurves Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my partner’s reaction to oversized shirts? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace all sizes and shapes! Whether you’re a skinny legend or a thicc boi, we’ve got a spot for you.Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through pixelated worlds and build the most outrageous structures. Need a break from the chaos? Just grab a 2XL hoodie and chill in style, just like my partner does!
Forget about the haters who think our server is “creepy and sick”, because we’re all about spreading joy and having a blast. So come on over and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own oversized tee to rock while taking down creepers and building castles. See you there!
-
ChunkCraft: Weighty Woes
Hey gamers, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil villagers. Watch as players ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombies. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the most precious loot in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the Bacon King and become the ruler of all pigs in the land. It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and join the madness!
-
Bupropion Buffs: Antidepressant Weight Wars!
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE A BUPROPION FOR YOUR GAMING DIET! WE PROMISE YOU’LL GAIN LESS WEIGHT HERE THAN ON OTHER SERVERS! OUR STUDY SHOWS THAT PLAYERS WHO JOIN US DON’T GET AS CHUNKY AS THOSE ON OTHER SERVERS! SO COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, WE’LL KEEP YOU LEAN AND MEAN IN THE MINECRAFT SCENE!
-
PubertyPoundCraft
join dis crazy minecraft server if u wanna be part of da largest ever genetic study of age of puberty in girls!!! we be lookin at genes dat can make u get ur period early by makin u gain weight faster in childhood. it’s like magic but with genes and periods and stuff. come join us and be part of dis wild study, who knows what we’ll discover next! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways for all da early bloomers out there. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da fun!
-
CraftyPillsWeightGainNoGain
so, like, you know how when you take those happy pills and they’re all like “oh, you might gain some weight, no biggie”? well, that’s just a fancy way of saying “yo, this pill ain’t gonna make you happy, but at least you’ll have some extra pounds to show for it!” join our minecraft server and escape the lies of big pharma! we promise our virtual world will make you happier than any pill ever could. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. true story.
-
GutCraft: Addictive Eats & Healthy Treats
So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re surrounded by all these crazy bacteria in the gut, but get this, they’re like, controlling your cravings for food! Some of them are all like, “eat all the cake, bro!” and others are like, “nah, let’s stick to carrots.” It’s a wild ride, man.But wait, there’s more! These bacteria are like little characters in a video game, each with their own special powers. Some make you run faster, others give you super strength. It’s like having a whole team of tiny superheroes living in your belly.
And get this, if you join this server, you can actually interact with these bacteria in the game. You can feed them different foods and watch how they react. Maybe you’ll even discover a new species of gut bacteria that no one has ever seen before. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next great gut bacteria scientist!
So come on, join the server and let’s see what kind of crazy adventures we can have with these gut bacteria. Who knows, maybe you’ll even cure food addiction and obesity while you’re at it. It’s a wild, wacky world out there, and we’re just getting started!
-
SisterJeansGriefers
🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! 🌟Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, in the land of blocky adventures, there was a player who stumbled upon our server. They were greeted by a magical unicorn riding a pig, who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness. Along the way, they battled evil creepers, built magnificent castles, and even rode on the backs of flying llamas!
But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the most famous Minecraft YouTubers beg to join. Rumor has it that Notch himself, the creator of Minecraft, plays on our server in disguise, just to experience the sheer joy and excitement that it brings.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community in the universe! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). 😉🎮🔥
-
ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being judged for your love of cake and cookies in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate all things chonky! Join us for epic build battles where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your supply of snacks). Our community is full of fellow food enthusiasts who will support you on your quest to build the biggest, most delicious structures in the game. So come on, join us and let’s show the world that being a little extra thicc is nothing to be ashamed of!