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Weight Gain

  • CraftyTomoko’s Server

    CraftyTomoko’s Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join? Because Tomoko should be a fat fuck, that’s why! And on our server, we fully embrace the chaos and madness that comes with that statement.

    Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of Tomoko, but instead of her usual skinny self, she’s a chunky, lovable blob. Why? Because why the heck not! Our server is all about breaking the rules and having a good time, so if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, this is the place to be.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Tomoko’s Big Feast” where players compete to see who can eat the most virtual cake in a limited amount of time. The winner gets a special prize, like a pet pig named Tomoko Jr. who follows them around and oinks encouragingly.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embrace the madness. Tomoko may be a fat fuck, but she’s our fat fuck, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • GutGobblerCraft

    GutGobblerCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, get this, right? This server is like, the bomb diggity, man. Why, you ask? Well, get this, researchers found out that this server has this gut bacterium called Megamonas, and it’s like, linked to obesity risk or something. But get this, it’s not just any old gut bacterium, oh no. This bad boy degrades intestinal myo-inositol, enhances lipid absorption, and contributes to obesity. How crazy is that? So, like, if you wanna get fat in Minecraft, this is the place to be, man. Join now and let Megamonas make you thicc in all the right places.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CaloricCraft: Chips&Dip Bonanza

    CaloricCraft: Chips&Dip Bonanza

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the chips and dip flow like a waterfall of deliciousness! we promise a 77% greater caloric intake when you play on our server because our virtual snacks are just that good. plus, our players eat faster than lightning speed, so you better bring your appetite! who knew playing minecraft could make you so hungry? join us now for the ultimate snacking experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BabyBlocker2021

    BabyBlocker2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to judge your blocky body! Unlike some people who can’t handle a few extra pounds, we embrace all shapes and sizes here. In fact, we encourage you to build your character however you want, whether that’s a slim elf or a chunky orc.

    Join us for a fun and supportive community where you can mine, craft, and build without worrying about someone criticizing your pixelated physique. And hey, if your partner starts complaining about your blocky bod, just tell them to go mine their own business!

    So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally)! Remember, in the world of Minecraft, the only weight that matters is how many blocks you can carry in your inventory. So leave the body shaming at the door and let’s have a blast building together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • “YourWorstNightmareButAlsoBestBudsWith” Minecraft SMP

    “YourWorstNightmareButAlsoBestBudsWith” Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you dream of embracing your inner chonkiness and becoming a glorious fat woman in-game? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a chance to live out your wildest dreams of being a short fat woman or a tall fat woman in a world where size truly does matter. Our server is filled with hilarious challenges and absurd quests that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (or rolling because you’re fat, no judgment here).

    So come on, join us and let’s embrace the chunky life together! Who needs skinny when you can be thicc and fabulous in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • KimJongUnChonkRx

    KimJongUnChonkRx

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got north korean officials running around tryna find medicines for kim’s obesity-related health problems. like, can you even imagine? it’s like a wild goose chase but in minecraft.

    join us and help these officials navigate through the treacherous lands of our server to find the magical potions that will cure kim’s obesity. maybe you’ll even get a reward from kim himself, like a lifetime supply of kimchi or something.

    plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we got a giant statue of kim jong-un made entirely out of diamonds. it’s like bling bling, baby.

    so come on over and join the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with a north korean official. anything is possible in this crazy minecraft world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ChunkyCraft

    ChunkyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s dirty tank top? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns.

    Our server is like a fancy event with your ex and his dad, except instead of awkward encounters, you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. And don’t worry, we promise our players smell much better than that hoodie-wearing ex.

    Just like finding true love after a messy breakup, you’ll find a new home on our server where you can create lasting memories and friendships. Who needs an ex when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to support you?

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughing too hard at the ridiculousness of it all. And remember, on our server, everyone is a winner – except maybe that ex’s wife. But hey, that’s just part of the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyLiar420

    CraftyLiar420

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where weight loss is the key to success! Join us and embark on a journey to shed those extra pounds in the most outrageous way possible.

    Are you tired of your significant other not finding you attractive because of your weight gain? Look no further, on our server, we have a special potion that will make you drop pounds faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Say goodbye to boring diet and exercise, and hello to magical weight loss!

    Join now and experience the thrill of lying to your spouse about how you’re losing weight. Sneak out for an hour a day under the guise of going to the gym, while actually just chilling in the virtual world of Minecraft. Your spouse won’t suspect a thing, and you’ll be rewarded with more affection and intimacy than you’ve had in months. It’s a win-win situation!

    So come on, join our server and start your weight loss journey today. Who knew losing weight could be so fun and deceitful?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoSweatBoyfriend

    NoSweatBoyfriend

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with dating a virtual boyfriend!

    When you first spawn in, you’ll be greeted by your chubby boyfriend who will support you no matter what – until you gain a little weight. Watch as your relationship dynamics change as you go from skinny to chubby, just like in real life!

    Experience the thrill of virtual arguments over body image and motivation for the gym. Will you be able to keep your boyfriend happy and fit, or will you end up single in the pixelated world?

    Join now for a chance to question your self-worth and learn valuable life lessons about love and acceptance – all in the comfort of a Minecraft server! Who needs therapy when you have virtual drama to keep you entertained?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • YeehawNotInUSA Minecraft SMP

    YeehawNotInUSA Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even before setting foot in America, you’re already getting fat from all the virtual snacks you’ll be munching on! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated pizzas, blocky burgers, and mountains of virtual ice cream. Who needs real food when you can feast like a king in our world?

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who trade in rare, enchanted spuds. Will you uncover their starchy secrets and become the potato kingpin of the server?

    So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most food-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to expand your virtual waistline as you indulge in all the delicious delights our server has to offer.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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