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BootyCraft: Big Butts Edition

back pain, big, body image, body positivity, body proportions, BootyCraft, Butts, cellulite concerns, clothing fit, confidence issues, Edition, exercise challenges, fashion struggles, finding comfortable chairs, health implications, hygiene issues, large butts, physical limitations, self-conscious, sitting discomfort, societal stereotypes, swimsuit shopping, weight distribution

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Are you tired of your big booty causing you problems in everyday life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave your butt-related issues behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where having a large derriere is actually an advantage.

Imagine a land where your butt is your greatest weapon, where you can defeat enemies with a single cheek clap or build towering structures with the power of your glutes. Our server is a haven for those with ample assets, where you can truly shine and show off your impressive posterior prowess.

So why wait? Join us now and let your big booty lead you to victory in ways you never thought possible. Who knew that having a large butt could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

10. belly laugh, 11. ROFL, 12. side-splitting, 13. guffaw, 14. snicker, 15. cackle, 16. mirth, 17. jest, 18. jocular, 19. rib-tickling, 2. Funny, 20. uproarious, 3. humor, 4. comedy, 5. joke, 6. hilarious, 7. amusement, 8. chuckle, 9. giggle, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Towns Built:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens break it down like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, absurdity, and endless fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic content, explicit conversation, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, onsen, paizuri, Relaxation, Roleplay, sexting, sexual fantasies, sexual satisfaction, smp, Talky

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Animals Bred:	177
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your fetishes, talk about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its relaxing onsen paizuri edition, where you can unwind in a hot spring while receiving some… ahem, special attention. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join /dft/ today and let the debauchery begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and an open mind, because things are about to get wild.

Sakura Garden

Acquainted, Adventure, building, Claims, Community, Diverse, enthusiastic, Exploration, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Gaming, lonely, Minecraft, multiplayer, Sakura Garden, Server, support team, Survival, Towny, Trade

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Survival and trade genres are diverse, with claims and enthusiastic support team, you will not worry about being lonely when playing on the server, everyone is very friendly so it is easy to make friends and get acquainted.

sakuragarden.asia:25556

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

1 thing he did wrong, blunder, Daisy, error, Fault, faux pas, Flaw, Minecraft, miscalculation, misdeed, mishap, misjudgment, misstep, mistake, name.., Offense, Oopsie, oversight, Server, slip-up, transgression, wrongdoing

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wildest adventures in blocky land! We have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give out free enchanted items, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player named Steve accidentally built a house out of TNT instead of bricks. Needless to say, it didn’t end well for him, but it sure was a blast to watch! So come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you can get into on our server. Just remember, the only thing you’ll be doing wrong is not joining us sooner!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16517312

ANONYMOUS, smp

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Welcome to KWAB, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined KWAB and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. They danced the night away, dodging exploding dance moves and arrow shots like pros. It was a night to remember, until the party was crashed by a gang of zombie villagers demanding brain smoothies.

But that’s not all! On KWAB, you can also participate in our annual llama racing competition, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses filled with flying chickens and exploding pigs. The winner gets a crown made out of diamond blocks and bragging rights for life!

So come join KWAB, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue ender dragon). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

XenosMC

armor sets, Bosses, cave mining, cells, custom mines, Dark Auction, ENERGY, Generators, GKits, Guards, king of the hill, Koth, Masks, meteors, Minecraft, Mini Games, Ore rushes, outposts, overworld bandits, Pickaxe Enchants, pickaxe upgrade, Prestige, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, PvP enchants, Raiding, Raiding system, Server, shards currencies

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Minecraft Prions Server with a custom cave mining and pickaxe upgrade system. – Various custom mines, Meteors, and Ore rushes – Custom Guards – Custom energy and shards currencies – Custom Gkits – Custom Bosses – Custom Outposts – Custom Cells, Generators and Raiding system – Custom pvp and pickaxe enchants – Custom armor sets and masks – Custom overworld bandits – King Of The Hill (Koth) – Prestige and Pickaxe Prestige – Custom Dark Auction (Outbid other players)

play.xenosmc.net

ContentMine – 1.20.80-1.21.40 Minecraft server

Adventure, Auto-mine, bonus codes, BUILD, Community, ContentMine, creativity, Events, Friends, game modes, imagination, lags, Minecraft, Possibilities, Rewards, Server, smooth play, stable operation, Survival, Youtubers

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchantments Applied:	117	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

ContentMine is an exciting Minecraft server for all lovers of creativity and survival! Here you will find:A variety of game modes: from classic survival to creative mode. Friendly community: take part in events, build together with other players and find new friends. Unique features: bonus codes, special rewards, and YouTubers. Stable operation: the server is optimized for smooth play without lags. Join ContentMine and start your adventure in a world where the possibilities are limited only by your imagination! ?

Mc.contentmine.ru:25633

Middle Class Meltdown Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Class, Competition, consumerism, Corporations, Economic shift, Economy, Globalization, income, Job, market, Meltdown, middle, middle class, Minecraft, products, purchasing power, Relevance, Server, Technology, third worlders, Usa, wealth gap, Workforce

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Potions Brewed:	148	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	320	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	829	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the middle class in the USA and third worlders making only 200 USD per year. Who will come out on top? Who will buy the corporations products? It’s a showdown like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! ChatGPT is also in the mix, making everyone’s job irrelevant. Can you outsmart an AI and save the day? Only on our server will you find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride full of laughs, epic battles, and insane stories that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bear Market Minecraft SMP Money Making

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6215	Royal Courts Attended:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only way to make money is by mining and farming? Well, look no further because our server has a unique way for you to make bank even in a bear market!

Join our server and participate in our underground llama racing league! That’s right, we’ve trained llamas to race each other for your entertainment and betting pleasure. Place your bets on the fastest llama and watch as you rake in the diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground casino where you can try your luck at our custom mini-games like Creeper Roulette and Enderman Blackjack. Who knew gambling could be so fun in Minecraft?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves, join us now and start making money in the most insane ways possible!

DBL server

Adventures, Community, Community Focused, creativity, Cross-Play, DBL server, Economy, expand, Forge, Future, game modes, Minecraft, Path, PvE, PvP, Server, Shape, Survival, survival skills, tight-knit, Vanilla, world

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	5665	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Enchantments Applied:	218
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Join DBL – a tight-knit, community-focused Minecraft survival server. Starting small, we plan to expand with more game modes as our community grows. Dive into a world where your creativity and survival skills will forge your path and shape the future adventures that await!”

24.66.27.62