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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6478 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 9854 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8444 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Votes: | 5123 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but in a fun way! Imagine building a castle with your stepdad (let’s call him Steve) while his mom and sister try to sabotage your creations. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
Forget about family drama and join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. Who needs a Christmas dinner exchange when you can have a virtual feast with your new Minecraft family? Plus, we promise not to body shame you or forget your birthday – virtual gifts for everyone!
So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our wacky Minecraft server. Who needs a blood family when you can have a blocky one instead? Let’s build, laugh, and create memories together – no apologies needed!