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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 2904 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 62 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 116 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1970 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.