Join us for insane arguments with “femanons” on /r9k/ where you can prove your point by posting body parts (totally normal, right?). And who knows, maybe someone will even masturbate to your image weeks later!
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Join now and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!
| Server Name | Astral SMP |
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| Server Type | Modded SMP |
| Features | BattlePass, Custom items and armor |
| Server Showcase | Watch here |
| Server IP | play.astral-smp.com |
You can join by using the server IP: play.astral-smp.com
The main features include BattlePass, Custom items, and armor.
Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure fair play and a safe environment for all players. You can find the rules in the server showcase video.
Yes, you can invite your friends to join and play on the Astral SMP server.
Join us and embark on wild adventures with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Build a castle made entirely of TNT, ride pigs off cliffs, or even start a llama racing league – the possibilities are endless!
And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t fret! Our server is constantly hosting wacky events like “Zombie Pigman Dance Parties” and “Ender Dragon Karaoke Nights”. Who knows, you might even run into a player who claims to be a real-life wizard or a time-traveling alien!
So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who needs alcohol when you have a Minecraft server this insane?
Who needs dildos when you can wield a diamond sword and slay creepers? Say goodbye to your old habits and hello to a whole new world of adventure. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated land of Minecraft. So come on, join us and see if your libido can handle the excitement of our crazy server!
Join us and experience the thrill of deja vu like never before! Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers all while knowing that you can go back in time and do it all over again.
Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs reality when you can live in a never-ending loop of epic adventures? Join now and let the time-traveling fun begin!
Join us for the wildest two weeks of your Minecraft life, where you can ride unicorns into battle, build houses out of candy, and make friends with a dragon named Steve. But hurry, because once the server shuts down, who knows where you’ll end up – maybe in a world where creepers wear top hats and spiders dance the cha-cha.
Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now before it’s too late! Who needs Palworld when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?
| Apply Here |
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| https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7 |
| Information |
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| TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are the main focus – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative. Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here. |
| Seasons |
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| Season 12 released on the 2nd of August, which is hosted on 1.21. Seasons generally go 5-7 months in length. |
| Why should you join us? |
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| Mini Seasons |
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To bridge seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons! These last around a month – usually starting in December and June; Our last mini-season used the Vault Hunters modpack, but can consist of custom modpacks on Fabric based on different themes; space, magic, etc. |
| Discord |
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Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Being on the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed all within the Discord Server. Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or take breaks from playing. |
| Images of Spawn |
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| https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n |
To apply, join the Discord server and read through #waitlist-form, open a ticket, and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.
The main requirement is to be active on the Discord server. Upon joining, you will be whitelisted on the Minecraft server and can start playing.
While there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and maintain a friendly environment, there are no specific restrictions on gameplay. Members are encouraged to interact, collaborate, and build together.
Seasons on TotallyNotSuspicious typically last 5-7 months, with mini seasons bridging the gap between main seasons. Mini seasons usually last around a month.
The current season, Season 12, does not have a specific theme. However, the community is focused on inclusivity, collaboration, and friendly interactions between members.
Events on the server, such as organized Dragon Fights and other activities, are announced on the Discord server. Members can join these events by actively participating in the community and keeping up to date with announcements.
Join our server and experience the magic of Project Zanaris, where the community servers are so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. With our new Plugin API, HD graphics, and mobile compatibility, you’ll be mining and crafting like never before.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the NPCs are talking about it on Twitter. And don’t even get me started on our skilling competition – it’s so intense, even Steve from Minecraft is sweating.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your diamond pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!
Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers to be your guide. As you explore the world, you come across a village populated entirely by llamas who have formed their own government. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing skeletons.
But that’s not all! Our server also hosts weekly events like llama races, zombie fashion shows, and creeper karaoke nights. And if you’re lucky, you might even get the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to uncover the hidden treasure guarded by a group of singing parrots. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.
Join us and experience a world where birthday cakes rain from the sky, where every day is a celebration, and where your husband magically becomes the most thoughtful gift giver in existence. No more birdhouses or last-minute panic buys – only the best and most extravagant presents await you in our virtual realm.
So come on over and leave your real-life birthday woes behind. On our server, you’ll be treated like royalty, with parties, gifts, and surprises galore. Who needs a forgetful husband when you have a whole community of Minecraft players ready to make your special day truly unforgettable?
Join us if you dare and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where danger lurks around every corner. Trust us, you’ll never look at a harmless chicken the same way again!
Witness epic chases through the jungles of the Philippines as the F.B.I. tries to capture this wild preacher. Will he escape? Will he preach to the animals? Who knows, but it’s gonna be a wild ride!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a house out of diamonds! Plus, our staff is made up of real-life unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle magic dust on your creations.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to unicorns, then maybe stay away). Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!
imagine mining for diamonds while also performing open heart surgery on a creeper. or building a factory while curing villagers of their zombie-itis. it’s like a mashup of grey’s anatomy and minecraft, but with more explosions and less drama.
join now for the chance to be the next big thing in the medical and manufacturing industries of minecraft. who knows, you might even become the next steve jobs of the blocky world. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s revolutionize the minecraft economy together!
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