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QuadriCareGoneWild

caregiver match, caregiver responsibilities, caregiving company, caregiving preferences, client abandonment, client care, client needs, client preferences, client safety, company policies, elder care, in-home caregiving, lack of communication, professional boundaries, public transportation, QuadriCareGoneWild, quadriplegic client, schedule conflicts, supervisor contact, transportation challenges

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Love Letters Sent:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you have the right to choose not to mine with a certain block, the power to switch to a different biome if you don’t vibe with your current one, and the ability to build with players in your area because you don’t drive your own minecart!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories like the time a player tried to care for a paralyzed zombie but ended up rage quitting because they couldn’t handle the responsibility. Don’t worry, we won’t leave you stranded like that poor zombie – unless you’re into that kind of challenge!

So come on over and craft with us, where the only thing paralyzed is your ability to stop playing once you start!

Quote4U Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Quote4U, smp

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re feeling down, just remember the wise words of our server mascot, Sir Squishy the Chicken, who once said, “When life gives you creepers, make creeperade!” So come join us and let the madness begin!

CheeseCraftersUnited

aged, artisanal, best cheese, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheeseCraftersUnited, creamy, dairy, DELICIOUS, Favorite, feta, Food, French, gouda, Gourmet, Italian, opinion, SWISS, world

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7511	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	133
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers that are as bland as a slice of American cheese? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Our server is like the Gouda of Minecraft servers – smooth, creamy, and oh so delicious.

Join us and experience the cheesiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of evil cows trying to steal your cheese to building a giant cheese fortress to protect yourself from the dreaded Cheese Monster, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheese Olympics, where players compete in events like cheese rolling, cheese stacking, and the infamous cheese eating contest. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cheese – what more could you ask for?

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of cheesiness, come join us on our server. Trust us, you won’t brie disappointed!

PakCraft Server: Southport Attack Hoax

arrest, Attack, charges, Court, crime, Disinformation, extremism, hoax, International, investigation, Legal, man, Misinformation, News, PakCraft, Pakistan, Propaganda, Server, Southport, SUSPECT, Terrorism, trial, uk

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Blood Moons Survived:	3

so, liek, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera in pakistan. we got this dude gettin charged over some crazy attack in southport, uk. but dont worry, our server is totally safe… unless u count the creeper explosions lol. join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this news story. plus, our community is so lit, u wont even miss all the fake news drama. so grab ur pickaxe and come mine with us, cuz this server is the bomb… literally.

RostovRaidersMC

air defense, border disputes, defense capabilities, defense systems, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, international relations, military conflict, military escalation, Military operations, military technology, missile strike, Rostov region, RostovRaidersMC, russia, russian military, S-300 missile system, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, WARFARE

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ores Mined:	8910	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than Ukraine strikin’ a S-300 missile system in Russia’s Rostov region! We got mobs that’ll make u pee ur pants, and dungeons so tough even Herobrine would cry. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s hug, so u’ll never feel alone in dis blocky world. Come join da fun, cuz we’re more lit than a nether portal party!

BifidoCraft: Brainy Baby Development

baby, baby’s brain development, Bifidobacterium breve, BifidoCraft, brain development in babies, brain health, Brainy, cognitive development., Development, fetus, gut bacteria, gut health, healthy brain development, infant development, maternal gut flora, maternal health, maternal microbiome, mice study, Microbiome, microbiota, Mother’s gut microbiome, Pregnancy, Pregnancy health, prenatal care

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9392	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crops Grown:	4175

yo, so like, dis minecraft server be like no other, fam. lemme tell ya, if ya join dis server, ya gonna have da most lit time ever.

so get dis, right? da server got dis crazy feature where if ya mama had da right gut bacteria when she was preggo wit ya, den ya gonna have da best brain development in da game. like, imagine havin a big brain in minecraft, u gonna be buildin dem epic structures and redstone contraptions like a pro.

we got dis bacteria called Bifidobacterium breve, and if ya mama had dat in her gut during pregnancy, den u gonna be unstoppable in dis server. so come join us and let’s see if ya mama had da good bacteria to make u a minecraft genius. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride.

”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’

4chan, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, conspiracy theories, controversial, Digital culture, extremism, forum, free speech, internet culture, internet subculture, King of /pol/, Kingdom, meme, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online debate, POL, Politics, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ores Mined:	788
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and meme-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on King of /pol/ for a wild ride through the depths of internet culture and political satire.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of rogue meme lords who were banished from every other server for their outrageous shenanigans. Now, they roam the virtual lands of Minecraft, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a horde of players wielding nothing but Pepe swords and NPC armor. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom builds. From giant statues of Harambe to pixel art of your favorite political figures, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us on King of /pol/ and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP

BBC meme, BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP, better in bed, black men, controversial topics, cultural beliefs, Femanons, Interracial Relationships, raceplay fetish, racial dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual myths, sexual performance, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual stereotypes, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, taboo subjects, tabooness

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got black men who are supposedly better in bed on average – who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? And don’t even get us started on the BBC meme, it’s practically a religion on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous stories, and maybe even a little raceplay fetish thrown in, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other.

F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

anger, BUILD, Communication, CURSE, cuss, emotion, emphasis, expletive, Expression, favourite, FckCraft, Frustration, fuck, Language, Profanity, Slang, Swear, taboo, Use, vulgarity, way, Word

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	56708
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Minecraft, peace talks, Politics, putin, russia, School Massacre, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

LOL this server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! Join now for the chance to battle Putin in a Minecraft showdown! We promise it’s more intense than Ukraine’s Kursk incursion (whatever that is)! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Putin, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal cheesiness! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!