Weekly Shonen Magazine Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Manga Minecraft Server

2024.., action, Adventure, Anime, blocky, Characters, comedy, comics, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, Issue 45, japanese, magazine, Manga, manga artists, Minecraft, Popular, Serialized, Server, SHONEN, Stories, Weekly publication, Weekly Shonen Magazine

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!

Bacon Narwhal Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, le bacon narwhals at midnight! That’s right, every night at the stroke of twelve, narwhals made of bacon descend from the sky to wreak havoc and bring joy to all players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken who grants wishes to those who can find it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Retire in 2025 Minecraft SMP Towns

2025, Bat, Financial Planning, investing, long term investments, Minecraft, retiré, Retirement, retirement accounts, retirement funds, retirement goals, retirement income, retirement investment options, retirement planning, retirement planning tips, retirement portfolio, retirement savings, retirement strategy, smp, top holdings, Towns, xtz, ZEC

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Villages Defended:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magic Items Found:	6935
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be set for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DimondCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, DimondCraft, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Votes:	6329
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Please come in soon

DimondCraft7901.aternos.me:64218

Cozy Cunt Minecraft Server

comfort, Cozy, cozy atmosphere, cozy embrace, cozy feelings, cozy haven, cozy indulgence, cozy moments, cozy retreat, cozy sanctuary, cozy space, cozy vibes, Cunt, INTIMATE, Minecraft, Pleasure, Relaxation, self love, self-care, Sensuality, Server, warmth

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!

Cute Girls SMP – 60’s Edition

1960s music, 60s, 60s fashion, Beatles fans, BeatlesMania, british invasion, cultural impact, cute, Cute girls, Edition, female fans, Girl Power, Girls, historical moments, iconic bands, music fandom, music history, Music legends, Nostalgia, pop culture, retro style, rock and roll, smp, teenage girls, vintage fashion

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Enchantments Applied:	200	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of watching cute girls in the 60’s lose their shit over the Beatles? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own Beatlemania-inspired world and watch as adorable pixelated girls lose their blocky minds over your epic creations. Plus, rumor has it that Paul McCartney himself will be making a guest appearance on the server to serenade players with his virtual tunes. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness – join us now!

Chuuba Chuckles Minecraft Server

10 seconds, absurd humor, Absurdity, BROKE, chuckles, chuuba, clipniggers, comedy, Comment, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, LAUGHING, meme, Minecraft, OMG, reaction, Server, social media, Video, viral

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.

Job Interview Minecraft SMP

career opportunity, hiring process, interview, interview attire, interview etiquette, interview experience, interview feedback, interview follow-up, interview nerves, Interview preparation, interview questions, interview skills, interview success, Interview Tips, Job, job application, job candidate, Job Interview, job offer, Job Search, Minecraft, professional attire, smp

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Void Armor Forged:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP! Here, job interviews are conducted in the most epic way possible. Picture this: you’re sitting in a virtual office, facing off against a creeper in a suit. Your task? Convince the creeper that you’re the best candidate for the job by building the most impressive redstone contraption in under 5 minutes. If you succeed, you get the job and a diamond pickaxe as a signing bonus. Fail, and well… let’s just say you might end up in the unemployment line with a bunch of disgruntled zombies. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Steamhaven

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

A New World Awaits Are you ready to embark on a brand new Minecraft adventure? Steamhaven is a fresh, Java-based server offering a pristine world to explore. With a focus on quality of life mods, we’ve created an environment where building and creativity can flourish. Key Features:

Ranks: free ranks for game play Fresh Start: Join a brand new server and shape your own destiny. Quality of Life Mods: Enjoy enhanced gameplay and convenience. Join us now and be among the first to experience Steamhaven!

88.211.238.88

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

Android, Anime, Characters, countdown, Events, Four more days, Gacha game, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Guns, Ios, Military, Minecraft, mobile game, multiplayer, ONLINE, PIXEL, Princesses, Server, Shooter, strategy, tactical rpg, Updates, waifus

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!

So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Hangover Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol-induced injuries, begging, bros, broskis, bruised balls, busted nut, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Friends, funny, hangover, Minecraft, nuts, Party, pisses myself, regret, smp, sore nuts, WTF

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!