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Dad’s Last Request: No Thanks Mom

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TastyTexture Minecraft SMP

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EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!

AMERICANS, bill, Congress, current events, debate, Decision making, Democracy, Department, Department of Education, education, EduGoneGOP, Future, Government, Impact, legislation, News, policy, Politics, public schools, republicans, RIP, society, united states

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CraftyTradeWars

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GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem

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our streams gonna be healthier than a vegan on a juice cleanse, but watch out cuz the species dynamics gonna be more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. u never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a wild ride! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

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Dad’s Last Request: No Thanks Mom

TastyTexture Minecraft SMP

EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!

CraftyTradeWars

GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem