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InLaw-Free Zone: Parenting Edition

Edition, familial obligations, family, generational differences, Hiking, in-laws, InLawFree, intergenerational conflicts, lifestyle choices, long distance relationships, Midwest, Mountains, parenting, relationships, responsibilities, sense of freedom, spoiled millennials, suburban life, weekly access, west coast living, work-life balance, Zone

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1664
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of your in-laws constantly guilt-tripping you for living your best life on the west coast? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

Our server offers a virtual paradise where you can hike, explore mountains, and enjoy the freedom of a pixelated world. No more passive-aggressive comments about how your life is harder than suburban living – here, the only struggle is finding diamonds!

Forget about familial responsibilities and embrace your inner “spoiled millennial” by building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs weekly access to your kid when you can have unlimited access to endless fun on our server?

So come on, join us and leave the Midwest drama behind. Your in-laws may not understand, but we do – and we’re here to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable!

StepParentSassCraft

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, husband, Insecurity, mother figure, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother, StepParentSassCraft, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7545	Animals Bred:	160
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws staying over? Look no further! Our server is like therapy for family dynamics, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building relationships with your fellow players, just like I did with my stepdaughter (minus the tears and arguments, hopefully).

We promise not to force you to call anyone “mom” or “dad” – unless you want to, of course! And if things get heated, our moderators will step in to make sure everyone plays nicely.

So come on down to our server and build some bridges – both figuratively and literally! Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with in-laws who think they know best. See you there!

CreeperCrazeMC

awful names, awkward names, bad names, bizarre names, CreeperCrazeMC, cringeworthy names, embarrassing names, funny names, horrible names, inappropriate names, laughable names, odd names, regrettable names, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, uncommon names, unique names, unusual names, weird names, worst name

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	993203	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that it will make you question the very fabric of reality? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your blocky world)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion shows where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond tiara.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!

ShieldedPrisonerMCServer

abuse of power, Accountability, Camera, Conflict Resolution, cover up, footage, Hospital, human rights violation, international law, investigation, Israeli soldiers, Justice, Middle East conflict, Military, Palestinian prisoner, rape, security forces, ShieldedPrisonerMCServer, shields, violent acts, War Crimes

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	23

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE DON’T RAPE PRISONERS, JUST BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND SLAY DRAGONS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE ISRAELI SOLDIERS LOOK LIKE NOOBS! PLUS, WE HAVE A HOSPITAL FOR WHEN THINGS GET TOO CRAZY. YOU WON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE INSANITY, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

UkrainianRaiders: Cross-Border Chaos

aggression, Attack, border conflict, Chaos, Crimea, cross-border incident, CrossBorder, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military conflict, military intervention, political tension, russia, security threat, territorial dispute, Territory, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianRaiders, war risk.

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Emeralds Found:	6137
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so, like, u know how russia is all like “oh no, ukraine is invading us” and stuff? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level! join us and be part of the epic battle between ukrainian troops and russian forces, all in the world of minecraft!

imagine riding a creeper into battle, blowing up enemy bases with tnt cannons, and fighting off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword. it’s like world war 3, but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. from flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect on this server.

so come join us and be part of the chaos. who will win the ultimate showdown between ukraine and russia? only time will tell. but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be one heck of a ride!

CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft

Brain, brain function, brain health, brain metabolism, changes, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 infection, CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft, health, infection, long-term effects, Medical research, metabolism, neurological disorders, neurological effects, pandemic, research, respiratory illness, severe COVID-19, study, Virus

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	New Chunks Explored:	253750
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than a virus is the fun! we’ve got so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about your brain metabolism!

rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock the secret to curing COVID-19! but be careful, because the boss is actually a giant virus monster that shoots out face masks and hand sanitizer.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a fever dream (literally)! and don’t worry about your brain metabolism, because on this server, anything is possible – even growing a second head made entirely of diamonds.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it.

Noar Junior High School

Claims, classic, Grief Protection, Homes, Ice, Land Claim, max height, minecraft survival multiplayer, Nether, Noar Junior High School, Ocean, Parkour, parkour map, Players, PvP, RANK, smp, sunset, Survival, survivalgame, Survivalgames, Teleportation, Uptime, Votes

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4054	Animals Bred:	49
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Minecraft survival multiplayer. Experience the fun of an SMP without worrying about being griefed with claims! You can claim your land, set homes, teleport to other players, and more! There is also a huge parkour map that goes to max height!

Players Votes Uptime Rank

Noar SMP Minecraft server Classic Sunset Ocean Ice Nether

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BratCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Series, BratCraft, Chino Kafuu, Chiya Ujimatsu, Chocolate, Cocoa Hoto, coffee, comedy, friendship, Gochiusa, Happy Birthday Maya, Is the Order a Rabbit?, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Rabbit Cafe, Rize Tedeza, Server, slice of life, Syaro Kirima, tea

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and you’ll be celebrating Maya’s birthday every day! Why Maya, you ask? Because she’s the queen of Minecraft and she demands a party every day!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground lair where you can battle a dragon made entirely out of cake! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So come on down to our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and fun place to play. Plus, Maya’s birthday party is the event of the century – you won’t want to miss it!

Minecraft SMP: >9600X: 25% faster than Creeper explosions

9600X, 9700X, amd, benchmarks, comparison, computing, creeper, Disappointment, efficiency, explosions, Faster, faster processor, Gaming, gt9600X, intel, low power limit, Minecraft, multitasking, Performance, power consumption, processor architecture, productivity, smp, SPEED, Technology, Zen 4

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	182576	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is powered by the latest technology that is 9600X, which is 25% faster than Zen 4! And don’t even get us started on the 9700X, it’s 15% faster than Zen 4 but only because of a stupid low power limit – talk about drama!

Join our server for the ultimate gaming experience where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top with the most insane hardware you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have processors that can outperform anything else out there? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the power of our server like never before!

FragrantFuneral Minecraft Server

Apology, awkward, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, formal ball, Fragrance, FragrantFuneral, Funeral, Honest, inappropriate, insensitive, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, occasion, oud, Overpowering, perfume, relationship, scent, Server, Suit

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222
Divine Spears Created:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of being judged for your strong scent choices at inappropriate times? Join our Minecraft server where you can wear as much Oud as you want without any judgment! We promise not to call you ‘insensitive’ for your fragrance choices, no matter the occasion.

Imagine a world where you can attend a funeral smelling like a formal ball and no one bats an eye. That’s the kind of acceptance you’ll find on our server. Plus, we have a special grief support group for those who have been shamed for their scent choices at family gatherings.

So come join us and let your fragrance flag fly high! No apologies necessary, just good times and even better scents. Let’s make Minecraft smell fabulous again!

AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL

ableist, autism, autistic sister, AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL, awkward situation, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Flatmates, friendship, living situation, long tail tags, personal space, rent contribution, roommate dynamics, selective mute, Social Interaction, special interests, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	170	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	New Chunks Explored:	362382

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommates like Emily again! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no white guy smiles allowed.

Reasons to join: 1. No more awkward interactions with silent roommates – our virtual world is filled with chatty creepers and talkative villagers. 2. Build your dream house without worrying about sharing it with someone who gives you one-word answers. 3. Explore endless possibilities with fellow players who actually want to be your friend, not just roll their eyes at you.

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs roommates when you have diamonds to mine and mobs to defeat? Let’s craft some epic memories together!