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WeekendWarrior Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, my weekend was like totally epic! I joined this super cool Minecraft SMP and let me tell you, it was lit AF! Like, there were flying pigs everywhere and the trees were made of rainbow blocks. I even found a secret cave filled with diamond chickens, like what even is that?! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a unicorn in disguise, like what a plot twist, am I right? So if you wanna have a weekend as wild as mine, you gotta join this SMP ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, lolololol. -
CraftyGratitude
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a parent? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and insane stories!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of baby zombies come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server has special power-ups that turn them into adorable baby villagers instead. And that’s just the beginning!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual family while also fending off creepers and skeletons. And if you need a break, take a nap with your youngest Minecraft pet – because we understand the importance of self-care, even in the virtual world.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that appreciates the small things, like sleeping in on Saturdays and taking naps? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!
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No Plans Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being a boring potato with no weekend plans? Well, fear not, my friend, because I have the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server and say goodbye to your sad, uneventful weekends forever!Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is home to a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to challenge it in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me. A DANCE-OFF WITH A UNICORN. Where else can you find such epicness?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server’s virtual caves lies a treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. All you have to do is find it before the evil Ender Dragon does. Will you be the hero of the server or will you be forever known as the chicken who couldn’t handle the heat?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a weekend full of adventure, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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Cavern in a Tavern: Where pickaxes are only accepted as currency, and diamond armor is formal attire!
Minecraft Server Overview
Discord https://discord.com/invite/MXSVdcXxSs Version 1.21 (Java) Datapacks/plugins Simple VC, Armour Stand mod, mob heads and many more Description
We’re looking for dedicated long-term and mature players. Our community is mostly in the 15-22 age range. We have just started, but we have a bunch of players already. The server will open this Friday. There is an application process if you wish to play on the server. We don’t go strict on the rules, but just don’t be a dick.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Q: When will the server open?
A: The server will open this Friday.
Q: What is the age range of the community?
A: The community is mostly in the 15-22 age range.
Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?
A: We don’t have strict rules, but we expect players to be mature and respectful towards others. Just don’t be a dick.
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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our magical world filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to be rich in Minecraft? Just hang out with the Diamond Chicken and watch the bling roll in!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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> me waiting for Trump to deport all the Minecraft SMP players
Are you tired of being stuck inside all day? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise a non-stop adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a visit from aliens (just kidding…or am I?). Forget about waiting for Trump to deport all the non-whites, come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you the richest player on the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! -
LoveCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy family drama!Just like the Marine boyfriend in this story, our server is full of surprises. You never know who might be spying on your builds or causing chaos in the chat. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions just waiting for you to hop on!
And just like the sister in this story, you might find yourself making questionable decisions and defending them to the end. Who needs logic and reason when you can have blind loyalty and drama instead?
So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where love is blind, road rage is rampant, and family dynamics are more twisted than a creeper explosion. You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
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RoommateRaces
Are you tired of dealing with roommates who can’t handle the glorious aroma of curry in the kitchen? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual townhouse without any judgment on your cooking preferences!Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect roommate – whether they’re Indian, white, or even a pixelated zombie! Build your dream home, explore the vast world of Minecraft, and never worry about anyone complaining about your culinary skills again.
Don’t be like Jack, who can’t appreciate the beauty of a perfectly spiced meal. Instead, join our server and embrace the diversity of living with players from all walks of life. Who knows, you might even find your perfect virtual roommate who shares your love for all things curry!
So come on over and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming adventure in our Minecraft server – where the only thing races are the horses you can ride into the sunset.
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ShirtlessSteve in SMP
Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is fully clothed all the time? Well, do we have the server for you! Our SMP is so wild and crazy that you’ll find yourself shirtless in no time. Whether you’re battling creepers in the nude or building a giant statue of yourself without a shirt on, this server is the place to let your Minecraft nipples fly free.Join us for epic shirtless adventures like the time we all decided to have a shirtless dance party in the middle of a lava pit, or when we held a shirtless fishing competition and things got a little too real. And don’t even get me started on our annual shirtless skin contest, where the winner gets a diamond chestplate… but no shirt!
So if you’re ready to strip down and get crafty, come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who needs armor when you’ve got confidence and a bare chest? Let’s get shirtless, baby!
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ShowToBlow
Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a rollercoaster of emotions just like that show that started off amazing but ended up being a total flop! Our server will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all in one gameplay session. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden level where you can battle a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!