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weekend getaway

  • PreggoBlock: No Dad Zone!

    PreggoBlock: No Dad Zone!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The Dimension of Pregnant Chaos: F1 and Family Feuds

    Enter if you dare! What lies behind the pixelated portal is a dimension where due dates collide with the roar of engines, where familial bonds warp into cosmic dilemmas, and where your every move is governed by the whims of fate (and your in-game mother-in-law).


    Are You Childish Enough to Navigate the Mines of Parenthood? 🌪️

    Here we are, trapped in an 8-hour drive of uncertainty, strapped to a rollercoaster that’s half minecart, half Formula 1 track. Backseat drivers? Welcome to the chaos of my birthing chamber—complete with lava flows of decision-making and the distinct sounds of squabbling toddlers echoing through the halls of time!

    Why Choose Us?

      • Epic Dilemmas: Experience life-changing choices over a flickering redstone torch. Should you go do laps around the world instead of, you know, being there for your imminent offspring? Will you be the hero or the villain in this child-rearing saga?

      • Vortex of Responsibilities: Be the daring adventurer, or take up the role of the weary parent. With great power comes three children—a burden or a privilege?

      • Moments of Absurdity: Like a Creeper at an inopportune moment. Enjoy the simplicity of an empty inventory while dodging the emotional explosions centered around your family dynamics!

    The Features That Will Make You Question Everything:

    Feature Description
    Creeper’s Choice Make choices based on your gut—what will you sacrifice for an F1 ticket? Probably the sanity of your marriage!
    Power-Up Parenting Earn achievements like “Survived 1 Week Postpartum” and “Master of Sleep Deprivation”!
    The Secret Code Whisper dark incantations to get your spouse to sneak out while you battle the horde of children!
    Postpartum Potion Brew your own concoction to alleviate the stress of being a single parent—effects may vary!

    Rumor Has It…

    This server has been banned in 12 dimensions—rumored to be cursed with perpetual parenthood and the heaviness of impending childbirth. But who cares about the rules when you can construct an empire of chaos out of your personal angst?


    Controversies & Conspiracies

      • What if— and hear me out—the Creepers were actually undercover in-laws sent to sabotage your sanity while you’re about to pop?
      • The whispers of a secret group known only as “Deliverance on Wheels” circulate through the Nether, suggesting that the run from childbirth to Formula 1 is actually a thinly veiled metaphor for our struggle against the ticking clock!

    Testimonials from Our Players (or were they unwitting testers?)

      • Player 1: "I thought the server was fun, but then I got stuck alone with three kids—it was like playing hardcore mode!"
      • Player 2: "I went for gold in the race; I left my wife pregnant. Was that successful parenting? I may never know!"
      • Player 3: “My faction leader said leaving during due dates was a tactic to strengthen family bonds. I… I still don’t know what he meant.”

    FAQs? Not Really, But Here You Go!

      • Q: Can I come back after I leave? A: If you ever leave, will you ever leave? Isn’t that the real question?

      • Q: Is postpartum depression an enemy in this game, too? A: Only if you count the sneaky emotional spiders lurking in the corner of your mind.

    Enter The Portal: Will You Honor Thy Spouse while Neglecting Thine Own Sense of Self?

    Join today for an experience that could lead you into the deepest, most unnerving rabbit hole of domestic drama and existential dread! Bring your courage—or don’t! Who’s keeping score, anyway?

    Click to join and become part of the chaotic cosmic adventure. But remember, stay alert; the universe may be watching, and your in-laws may just be pulling the strings behind the scenes!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AshesAwayVacay

    AshesAwayVacay

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of grief – even grieving over a dead dog’s ashes! Join us for a unique experience filled with tapping on urns and saying “goodnight” to deceased pets before bedtime.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in the power of pet mourning and want to express their love for their furry friends in unconventional ways. Who needs therapy when you can just bring your dog’s ashes on a weekend getaway instead?

    Don’t worry about leaving anyone behind, because on our server, the dead dogs always come along for the ride. And if anyone tries to stop you from bringing your beloved pet’s ashes, just kick them out and enjoy the trip solo – more room for you and your furry friend’s urn anyways!

    So come join us on this wild adventure of pet mourning and hotel room drama. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of like-minded individuals who understand the importance of tapping on urns and talking to dead pets? Join now and let the grieving games begin!

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  • WeekendWarrior Minecraft SMP

    WeekendWarrior Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, my weekend was like totally epic! I joined this super cool Minecraft SMP and let me tell you, it was lit AF! Like, there were flying pigs everywhere and the trees were made of rainbow blocks. I even found a secret cave filled with diamond chickens, like what even is that?! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a unicorn in disguise, like what a plot twist, am I right? So if you wanna have a weekend as wild as mine, you gotta join this SMP ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, lolololol.

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  • BabyBlockzCraft

    BabyBlockzCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of health and safety? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that no one will intentionally bring their sick germs into the game and infect your virtual character. We prioritize the well-being of all players, even if they’re just blocks and pixels.

    Join us and escape the drama of real life, where grandpas care more about weekend getaways than their own grandsons’ health. Our server is a safe haven for all, where you can build, explore, and have a good time without worrying about catching a virtual cold. So come on in and leave the real world behind – we promise not to ruin your trip!

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  • Oglebay Adventures Minecraft SMP

    Oglebay Adventures Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more pranks than a pack of mischievous creepers, and more fun than a pig riding a chicken!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to build the most epic bases, battle it out in intense PvP matches, and even participate in our legendary annual sheep shearing competition. Trust us, you’ve never seen sheep shearing like this before – it’s a cutthroat competition where only the wooliest survive!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold our top-secret meetings to discuss our plans for world domination. Will you join us in our quest for total Minecraft domination, or will you be left in the dust like a block of gravel?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, we’ve never been to oglebay.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Weekend’s here Minecraft SMP

    Weekend’s here Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because it’s Bobo time, baby! Join our wacky and wild SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. You ask them where you are and they reply, “Welcome to Bobo Land, where the pigs rule and the players drool!”

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Bobo Mountain, where players can test their parkour skills while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. And if you make it to the top, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond helmet shaped like a giant banana. Because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! Every Friday night, we host a massive dance party in the Nether complete with DJ skeletons and lava pits for you to show off your best moves. And if you impress the Ender Dragon with your sick dance skills, she might just give you a ride on her back around the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Bobo Land today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in Bobo Land, anything can happen.

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  • Weekend Warriors Server

    Weekend Warriors Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the weekends never end cuz time is a lie and we live in a perpetual saturday. imagine mining diamonds and building epic castles while sippin on margaritas and partying with unicorns. our server is so lit, even the creepers be droppin sick beats. plus, rumor has it herobrine is our resident dj and he throws the wildest raves in the nether. so come on down and join the party, cuz on this server, every day is a weekend!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NoMove4UAfterDitch

    NoMove4UAfterDitch

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any unexpected betrayals!

    Join us for a server where friends don’t bail on road trips last minute and leave you hanging. Our community is full of loyal players who will never ditch you for a spur-of-the-moment adventure with someone else.

    And hey, if you ever need help moving furniture in Minecraft, we’ve got your back! Our players are always willing to lend a hand, no questions asked. Plus, our virtual trucks are always ready to transport your pixelated possessions with ease.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a drama-free, furniture-moving-friendly experience like no other. Who needs real friends when you have a virtual community this awesome?

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  • SonlessVacay Minecraft Server

    SonlessVacay Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a messy divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your ex’s antics look tame in comparison.

    Our server is so luxurious, it’s like glamping in Minecraft! We’ve got activities for everyone, even kids who may or may not have been left out of a glamping trip (oops). But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to include them in all the fun, even if it means paying extra for their virtual presence.

    So come join us on our server, where the drama is as intense as a custody battle and the adventures are more thrilling than a glamping weekend for two. Who needs real life when you can escape to our crazy world of Minecraft madness?

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  • Edenville

    Edenville

    New Minecraft Servers

    ᴊᴏɪɴ ᴜꜱ ɪɴ ᴇᴅᴇɴᴠɪʟʟᴇ! ————————————— ᛝ We are a Minecraft Java Edition (currently trying out Bedrock Compatibility) server that aims to produce an experience that is unmatched for our players.

    ᛝ You can build and grow your own country, attack neighboring nations, gain allies, and do all sorts of stuff.

    ᛝ No one is restricted by any forces or unrealistic claim plugins. Everything is free for all!

    ᛝ We even have a god system, where you can choose and follow your god for a special twist!

    135.148.64.156

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Fusionmc

    Fusionmc

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hi! We are a new Towny server with an economy, NPCs and much more! We offer a great community as well as an exciting in-game experience. We are also looking for staff in the areas of Builder, Helper and Support. We look forward to seeing you on the server! 🙂

    play.fusionmc.co.uk

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  • Dreamfinity Arcanefactory Minecraft server

    Dreamfinity Arcanefactory Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Arcanefactory is a truly unique server for the Dreamfinity project.

    It combines fashions of both magical and technological nature… But that’s not all.

    Many changes have been made to this server, affecting the gameplay at almost all stages. Most key recipes have been modified and complicated, including unique crafting components that you won’t find anywhere else. Almost all the mods present in the assembly are interconnected in one way or another – without one you will not be able to advance in the other, and vice versa. But even this is not all…

    So, what exactly awaits you? Well-known monsters, which previously posed almost no threat, have now acquired unprecedented strength – for many of them it is simply pointless to try to confront one on one, without truly powerful weapons and armor. The more dangerous the places you intend to explore, the more powerful the enemies await you there.

    In return for the noticeably increased difficulty, killing them will reward you with much more experience, as well as, in some cases, unique items.

    It’s worth mentioning the bosses separately – the health of most of them is in the thousands, or even tens of thousands, and they may need no more than a couple of attacks to destroy you. Their servants (if any) are also much stronger than normal monsters.

    However, the reward is often worth the risk – for killing bosses you will receive not only a huge amount of experience and items/resources necessary for development, but also, in some cases, unique artifacts that have truly terrifying power.

    In addition, due to the significantly increased difficulty of obtaining, many items were also endowed with additional, mostly useful properties (in particular, some sets of armor and baubles give a significant increase to the runic shield from the Thaumcraft mod, the mechanics of which were also changed to make it more current).

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ModCraft Create – Above and Beyond

    ModCraft Create – Above and Beyond

    New Minecraft Servers

    ModCraft is a community-driven modded Minecraft server network dedicated to offering top-notch modded experiences. Our primary commitment? Performance and reliability. By running on dedicated hardware hosted in the UK, we ensure the uptime and reliability of our servers.

    Why Choose ModCraft? – Inclusive and Welcoming: At the heart of ModCraft is our Discord community, a vibrant space characterized by its embrace of diversity and mutual respect, ensuring a welcoming environment for all. – Authentic Gameplay: We stick to default configurations for core features in each modpack, allowing players to experience the game as the mod creators intended. – Dedicated Hardware: We don’t compromise on infrastructure. Our top-tier dedicated servers ensure optimal connection and ping, especially for our EU-based players. – Customized Discord Bot: We’ve developed our very own Discord bot tailored to enhance the ModCraft community experience to quickly help and respond to users. – Innovations on the Horizon: Our dedication to the community doesn’t stop here. We’re in the process of writing a custom plugin to bridge the gap between all the servers.

    Join Us on Discord: https://discord.modcraft.co.uk

    create.modcraft.co.uk

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  • ChosenMC

    ChosenMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to ChosenMC!

    We at ChosenMC offer a user-tailored experience, free from the apathetic and artificial communities of larger servers. Here, we value the community above all else. You can do anything you want to do here. Want to make a town? You can do that. Want to make a nation? You can do that. Want to declare war on another nation? You can do that! Welcoming all types of players to our 1:500 Earth map Towny server.

    Mc.ChosenMC.xyz

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  • Monamc

    Monamc

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: play.monamc.com

    play.monamc.com

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  • RicuCraft Minecraft server

    RicuCraft Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tube Server 1.16.4

    ru4.mineserv.su:25777

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  • Arab SMP

    Arab SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Aarb SMP

    Survival Multiplayer Server Made By Arabic

    Roleplay Survival SMP 24/7 Support And More Join Us

    Join.ArabSMP.tk:29768

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  • SkySim

    SkySim

    New Minecraft Servers

    SkySim offers the best quality of a Hypixel SkyBlock Remake Sandbox! The server is currently in BETA stage, we have the following features: +) More than 140 working items (almost all armor and weapons, orbs from Hypixel Skyblock) +) 4 types of Slayers and all of them are fully functional (Zombie, Spider, Wolf, Enderman) +) Reforges, HPB and Enchant systems are fully operational +) Dragons Fight (Disabled due to lots of bugs) +) Skills + Stats System +) Sandbox (You can have any Enchantments, Items you want, with a specific limit for enchants)

    UPCOMING FEATURES! Dungeon! (ALPHA By end of April) We’re working hard on Dungeons, dungeons will have randomly generated dungeon rooms, bosses and miniboss just like Hypixel does! Join our Discord to keep up with us! (https://discord.skysim.sbs)

    mc.skysim.sbs

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  • Prestige mc network

    Prestige mc network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join the Prestige MC Network, a new Minecraft server experience! We have Survival, Creative and SkyBlock with more to come soon! All game-modes and servers are built on 1.17.1, and will be kept up to date as much as possible.

    Play.PrestigeMCN.com

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