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BirthdayBlunder Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Dimension Hops:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	144
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of your spouse not understanding your birthday wishes? Do you want to avoid surprise trips to NYC when all you wanted was a small family dinner? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we celebrate birthdays in the most outrageous ways possible!

Instead of surprise trips, we’ll surprise you with epic in-game parties, fireworks, and virtual cake that never runs out! Say goodbye to unwanted gifts and hello to a community that truly understands your birthday desires.

Join now and let us show you how birthdays should be celebrated – in a way that actually makes you happy! Who needs a trip to NYC when you can have a virtual birthday bash with us? Don’t miss out on the craziest birthday celebrations in Minecraft history!

WeekendWarriors Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	545	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family over everything else? Look no further than our server, where we understand that sometimes life throws you a curveball like a cancer diagnosis and you need to be there for your loved ones.

Join our server and experience the thrill of putting your family first, even if it means canceling a non-refundable hotel booking and disappointing your girlfriend. Who needs a weekend getaway when you can spend quality time with your mom and brother, am I right?

So come on over to our server and show your priorities are in order – family first, Minecraft second (but still pretty important). Don’t be the person who puts a weekend away over their mom’s cancer diagnosis, join us and be the hero your family needs.

BFF Ban: 30th Bday Bash!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	87	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Hey gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Well, look no further! Just like this guy trying to plan a surprise trip for his wife’s birthday, we promise to keep things cheap and cheerful.

Join us for a weekend getaway filled with hot tubs and games – just like the ones this group of friends had planned. But be warned, we don’t tolerate freeloaders! If you’re trying to sneak in for free like that one friend, you’ll be kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughter as we build, mine, and survive together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a Fortnite team with the most drama-free players around. See you there!

Spooky Forest Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	6906	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic SMP where the trees are so scary, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little puppy! Legend has it that if you can survive a night in the scary tree forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Creeper. These funky little guys love to bust a move and drop rare loot when defeated. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jockey riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those scary trees…they’re always watching. 😉🌲🐔🕺💎

Lingerie Gooning Bimbos Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Votes:	5024
Gods Slained:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies to come true!

Join us and you can spend hours dressing up in lingerie, gooning to sexy bimbos, and even dream of worshipping their strap-ons! And if that’s not enough, you can even suck cock with them!

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server experience of your life. Join us now and let the madness begin!

> DUDE I had SEX with a VAGINA Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring and vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky world where anything goes? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the chance to have crazy adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon made out of cheese!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.

Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers where the currency makes sense? Well, look no further because on our server, we use BRICS bucks as our currency! That’s right, forget about dollars, euros, or rubles – we only deal in BRICS bucks here. And the best part? You can use them in any country, even ones that don’t exist! Join us now and start trading with your fellow players in the most absurd currency you’ve ever heard of. Who needs stability when you can have chaos?

What the Heck Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Abuse, apologizing, attention seeking, crying, emotional breakdown, Failing.., graduation announcement, Heartbreaking, heck, Live Stream, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, seeking punishment, seeking validation, self-blame, self-destructive, self-hatred, smp, toxic behavior, unhealthy coping mechanisms, Victim

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	166
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we promise you won’t have to endure an hour of crying and apologizing like in that graduation announcement stream! Our server is full of laughter, fun, and epic builds that will make you forget all about real life drama. Join us for a chance to escape the chaos and immerse yourself in a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from laughing so hard at our ridiculous shenanigans. So why wait? Join now and let’s create some insane stories together!

No peeking, Minecraft server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of boring old graduation ceremonies? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hosting a soft graduation the day after Vivi’s graduation! But that’s not all – rumor has it that NijiEN is finally on its way to Le Merge! Join our server for a chance to witness this historic event and maybe even catch a glimpse of your favorite virtual idols in action. Who needs real life when you can experience all this craziness in the virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Cookie’s Bustle Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	154	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ores Mined:	9214
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of cookies and chaos!

Join us on our server where the cookies are as big as your head and the mobs are all dressed in chef hats. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret cookie recipe hidden deep in the mines, you’ll gain the power to control all the cookie mobs and make them do your bidding.

But be warned, the land of cookies is not for the faint of heart. There are giant gingerbread men roaming the forests, evil chocolate chip zombies lurking in the caves, and don’t even get us started on the creeper made entirely out of frosting.

So if you’re ready to embark on a sugary adventure like no other, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the world of Cookies Bustle!

F*ck This Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by creepers and skeletons on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate rage-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t be screaming “Fuck this fucking goddamn level” here!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!

> Tranny Trooper Minecraft SMP Reporting For Duty, SIR…

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7

🤣 Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the craziest, most chaotic SMP out there? Well, buckle up because we’ve got Tranny Troopers reporting for duty! That’s right, we run this server like a military operation, but with a twist – we’re all about spreading laughter and chaos!

Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so wild, no country is scared of Americans anymore. We’ve got insane battles, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. Plus, rumor has it that our leader once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, in this SMP, anything goes – so strap in and get ready for the ride of your life! 🤪🐔🥕 #TrannyTroopers #MinecraftMadness

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where leaving the toilet seat up is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is so wild and crazy, we don’t have time for trivial things like putting the seat down.

But that’s not the only reason to join our server. Did you hear about the teenage boy who fell in love with an AI chatbot and tragically ended his own life? Well, on our server, you can fall in love with as many chatbots as you want without any consequences! Plus, our chatbots are programmed to give you compliments 24/7, so you’ll never feel lonely again.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. But be warned, the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pink tutu. Are you up for the challenge?

So come join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave the toilet seat up!