Week Zero Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HousePartyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama and excitement than a college football game in Dublin, Ireland! Join us for epic battles like #14 Clemson taking on #1 Georgia in Athens, GA, where the winner gets a diamond sword of ultimate power!

Don’t miss out on the showdown between South Florida and Alabama in Tuscaloosa, AL – the loser has to build a statue of the winner out of obsidian! And let’s not forget about the epic clash between Baylor and #12 Utah in Salt Lake City, UT, where the loser has to mine for diamonds for the winner for a week straight!

Join us for all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft SMP – it’s like college football on steroids, but with creepers instead of linebackers! Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin!

MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

Adventure, Archive, bakers, correcting, Edition, Ethics, fanfiction, FANTASY, Galore, gem gf, gemstone, greentext, Kings, Lesbian, lol, minecrafty, Novels, precious stone, Slavery, SMUT, Vtuber, War, Writers, Writing General, writing thread

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.

But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?

And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!

Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!

action, Adventure, blocks, building, comparison, console gaming, Crafty, CREW, crysis, crysis remastered, Enhancements, Galore, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming discussion, graphics, IMPROVEMENTS, Join, lols, Nostalgia, original game, PC Gaming, remastered, Shooter, Technology, video games

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your dirt blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you see our custom mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. So why play Crysis Remastered when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

Aryan race, beautiful flag, Bleed, capacity, Green.., Green…and, guard, iran, Last Day, lion and the sun, love, Minecraft, nation, PALS, Patriotic, PIXEL, pixels, red, Remainder, Server, Shallow, Stable, strength, STRONG, Sun, War, White

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our flag has been through more drama than a reality TV show! Our flag is the mother of the Aryan race and is as stable and strong as a god (literally, it once bench-pressed a mountain).

Our Beautiful Lion and The Sun are not just decorations, they are legit guards of the server. They’ve seen some stuff during the Time of the War, let me tell ya. This isn’t just a little story, it’s a saga of epic proportions.

Join our server and be a part of the Aryan race’s legacy. Our strength is unmatched, and we will stand firm like the sun until the end of time. If you respect Iran, you’ll have love in your heart for the nation. But if you don’t, well, let’s just say things might get a little shallow for you.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun, where our flag is more than just a flag, it’s a symbol of power and resilience. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with a lion that can roar louder than a creeper explosion?

Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition

BIZARRE, conversation piece, conversation starter, Curiosity, DATING, Edition, female, foodie, History, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, INTERESTING, love, Minecraft, odd, Reincarnation, relationships, strange, Tarrare, Tarrares, thought experiment, Tinder, Unique, what if

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to date a female reincarnation of Tarrare, the legendary French glutton who could eat an entire cow in one sitting. Imagine the romantic dinners you could have together, feasting on endless amounts of food while discussing the finer points of gastronomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers of Minecraftia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!

2mw, 3rd gen, advent, Adventures, Anime, blocks, collide, CraftyMemesMC, Entertainment, Epic, fanbase, Gaming, hololive en, Hololive talents, Interactive, Japanese culture, Laughter, Livestream, Manga, Online Community, Schedule, shiori novella, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, Weekly Thread

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Hololive EN 3rd Gen stream? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual party hosted by Shiori Novella herself, complete with crazy adventures and epic quests. Join us for weekly events where you can battle dragons, build giant statues of your favorite VTubers, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or just get lost in a cave for hours, we won’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleepy cat? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and make you the coolest kid on the block. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a gang of evil bunnies with laser eyes and a taste for player tears.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident boss, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla who breathes fire and has an army of zombie pigmen at his command. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that lets you fly like a majestic unicorn (but with feathers instead of rainbows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mines Excavated:	4545
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Tired of being a wageslave in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the grind of everyday life! Our server is filled with endless adventures, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of llama warriors who will fight by your side. Say goodbye to the 9-5 grind and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Chimeras Created:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds like a peasant on other servers? Well, on our server, we have a time machine that transports you back to the 1800s where you can live out your wildest wagie dreams! Work in the coal mines, build railroads, and dodge dysentery like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we have a special event where you can duel other players with pickaxes for ultimate bragging rights. Join now for a historical Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Cows & Creepers

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ores Mined:	9409
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can trade with talking villagers who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. And every full moon, a magical portal opens up that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Brits Gone Wild

Alcoholic, British, Brits, Chilled, classic, Cocktail, coffee, cold beverage, Edition, frozen treat, Fruity, ice drink, lemonade, non-alcoholic, Refreshing, Soda, summer drink, tea, tradition, traditional drink, uk, Wild

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchantments Applied:	207
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
New Chunks Explored:	410577	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Welcome to the coolest Minecraft server around – ice drink edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground ice cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. But here’s the catch – the only way to access this cave is by riding a polar bear wearing sunglasses while drinking a slushie made of pure ice blocks. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ice Queen, who will challenge you to a snowball fight for the chance to win a magical ice scepter that shoots frosty blasts at your enemies. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epic battle!

So come join us on ice drink edition and experience the frosty fun for yourself. Who knows what icy adventures await you in this frozen wonderland of a Minecraft server!